Snap Crackle Pop

Side account for doodles and fandom rants. Very inconsistent with fandoms but One Piece is my blood. I’m just here to be a loser and a freak- ignore me. MDNI.

[derangedpumpkinbubbles]

Colt: “Ha, Ryland really puts the ‘ace’ in sp’ace’. Ha. Get it?”

Court: “Colt, Ryland is 12 light years away from earth.”

Colt: “Aha… what?”

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Colt: “Hey court, how do I get blood out of clothes?”

Ryland: “Hydrogen peroxide. Or you could try spit. I read somewhere that it works, which makes sense considering saliva has enzymes that help break down proteins found in blood and the water content would help flush it out. But you don’t drink enough water so I think you’re better off with the hydrogen peroxide.”

Colt: “…”

Court: “I didn’t teach him that.”

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The groupchat incident

Ryland: “Guys help they’re sending me to space”

Colt: “L”

Court: “Who’s sending you to space?”

Ryland: “guys help thEyRE sENDING ME TO SPACEHWJWKKWJJDOFJFMWKX”

Colt: “L?”

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Ryland: “I can’t go into space!”

Eva: “You don’t have any family. You don’t even have a dog.”

Ryland: “I have a brother!”

Eva: “The one that died on national television?”

Ryland: “… no… there’s another one… in prison…”

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Ryland: “Y’know, it bothers me sometimes that Court will just go MIA for weeks at a time without telling us how he’s doing.”

Colt: “Yeah, man. C’mon Court! Give us a life update, what’s the scoop?”

Court: “I’m currently being hunted by the government.”

Ryland: “What”

Court: “And I have a child”

Colt: “WHAT”

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I’ve made a new discovery

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They mean everything to me 😔

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I thought I fell out of the Dispatch hyperfixation, but then I watched a YouTube short of Robert Robertson III speaking and I-

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✨Your beauty never ever scared me~✨

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I’ve discovered bloodymary.

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I would fight Flambae over Robert Robertson III.

[mavisofthemoon]

AITA for killing my dad? He was really boring and I'm a monster.

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I love having the ability to draw. I can do so many fun things like have a picture of Flambae on my whiteboard calling me a loser bitch if I don’t get up and accomplish something.

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Also! An old Klance thing I did a month ago and figured Valentine’s day is the best time to share it!

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My Valentine’s Day contribution! I tried to draw one for all my ships but I’m so hecking lazy I can barely take one piece seriously.

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Haven’t listened to TMA in almost a year, but every time I see a shirt that reminds me of the distortion I start tweaking out in public.

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Prism, you are so coooooool ✨🩷🩵