Paradoxicalli

Hi I'm Li, I’m an absolute dork but so is everyone else here. I like hermitcraft, SFAWTDE, DC, dc x dp if I'm feeling super nerdy, and DDVAU. I reblog stuff and occasionally put Hermits in Gotham.

[calli0p3]

if i had to use a single screenshot to describe their dynamic it’s 100% this one.

[sentient-tent]

This is Tie, she is going to eat all of the notes

[sentient-tent]

reblog to feed her notes

[elodieunderglass]

How is she doing this

[filthyprotozoan]

people are always like “i have face blindness but i’m good with names” or “im terrible with names but i never forget a face” well baby idk how to tell u this but i am . bad at both.

[filthyprotozoan]

yesterday i didn’t recognize my coworker bc he was wearing a purple shirt and im used to him wearing all black

[filthyprotozoan]

yeah and im stomping you to death with my hooves

[lychgate]

my husband put on a wig, in front of me, and i immediately got distressed and mad because it looked like a stranger was in our house and my ape brain wanted to attack

[derinthescarletpescatarian]

I once accidentally filled in a form using my internet name, went "that's not right", realised I didn't remember my legal name, panicked, and started filling it in with the names of everyone in my lab in order until I stumbled on the name that I recognised as being used for me.

[paradoxicalli]

pov you’re a changeling but you got a little confused

[pikadxrat]

you, reading this. you're a creature now. reblog to creature your followers

[creatures-in-posts]

this creature is you

[paradoxicalli]

I think they were already creatures. Reblogging just to be safe tho

[collierose1]

its genuinely hilarious seeing how the life series has effected the hermits bc they had etho dig straight down into the secret birthday party room and the SECOND he saw the room and heard them say "SURPRISE" hid in the corner

then remembered "oh im on hermitcraft" and was normal again

[importantcatpics]

[rickybabyboy]

secret methods

secret reasons

[paradoxicalli]

Orange cats

Orange cat behavior

[hiddenmisc]

Happy pride chat

[paradoxicalli]

isnt that just what happened in canon

[nekomuse]

Random thought, but you know how Jason sometimes gets a hearth-core when depicted as a halfa?

What if he turned into the spirit of Crime Alley, like Lady Gotham is of Gotham.

Jason, after his core got cleansed by being in the Alley and helping its people, got ghost adopted by Lady Gotham. She sees him as the personification of the Alley and gifts that part of herself to her son.

At first he doesn’t notice it, small things like a feeling to go to a certain street and seeing a crime he took care of.

Then it turned into seeing parts of the Alley that needed him.

Next thing he knows he can teleport anywhere in the Alley with just a thought, he knows where every resident of the Alley is.

Babs is getting frustrated because HOW?! Jason always has faster and better intel than her if anything happens in the Alley.

[catchymemes]

[langblrwhy]

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[atlaslovesedm]

kity.. ..

[reasons-to-not-end-it]

REASONS TO NOT END IT:

"the smell of rain right before a storm starts. the smell of wet concrete as the sun starts to peak through the dark clouds"

-anonymous

#826

[satan-offical]

I know the pope and I are enemies but we both agree AI is shit so maybe it's time for a truce

[satan-offical]

for every note on this post I increase the final boss fights HP by 10 in my campaign

[paradoxicalli]

man we are all evil arent we

[goth-queen]

[paradoxicalli]

we will need the Holy Hand Grenade if this gets out of hand

[blumineck]

Archery x flower arranging

This was actually really fun!

Anyway, don’t forget I’m still raising money to test a bunch of things in a suit of armour:

The Bluminarmour Project

Blumineck is trying to fun a video series doing fun and serious historical and fantasy testing in fitted plate armour.

[paradoxicalli]

WHAT DO YOU MEAN HE’S ON TUMBLR TOO NOW!!???!??

[qi-mera]

More of you need to learn about these ☝️

[jadenebula]

[rio-specimen]

DAILY AFFIRMATIONS

1. I AM A GOOD LITTLE LAB EXPERIMENT

2. MY SUFFERING IS FOR THE GREATER GOOD

3. THE SCIENTIST THAT EXPERIMENTS ON ME LOVES ME UNCONDITIONALLY

4. I LOVE GOING INTO THE TUBE/JAR/INSERT RELEVANT APPARATUS OF CONTAINMENT

Reblog to share with your friends who are also Scientific specimens🤗🤗🤗🤗🤗🤗🤗🤗🤗🤗🤗🤗🤗🤗🤗🤗🤗🤗🤗🤗🤗🤗🤗🤗🤗🤗