trainee in slutty ways

shaun | any pronouns | 22 | featuring nerdy nintendo things and whatever tickles my funny bone and *maybe* suggestive gay stuff past here (you have been warned!)

[despair-the-zero]

if a person refers to themself as a “silly little guy” they are usually filled with a deep evil

[ulan-bator]

[peach-pot]

I’m starting to think some of y’all haven’t actually felt the rain on your skin… which is crazy because no one else can feel it for you

[actualized-animal]

tbh it’s a red flag that the inventor of chiropractic got the idea from a ghost. bones are like the #1 thing ghosts don’t have

[derevlushaun]

the boyfriend asked to see me in bed and i took a selfie that turned incredibly slutty so im throwing it to the wolves on here

[faunas-fable]

a sewing room for sweet sable 🧵

[segamascott]

[menlove]

when u see a mutual u haven't seen in ages in ur notifs like omg I've pleased you again never leave me

[thickness-protection-program]

So muskrat is now the world's first trillionaire and I'm not saying he should die but I am saying he should get kirked

[advosart]

yee haw

[gaypornvideoswebsite]

[segamascott]

we as a society are ready for bears in lingerie where are the bears in lingerie

[hi-maryblueberri]

[hi-maryblueberri]

Never before seen ultra rare hamlet

[dogpuppy]

[crimsonclad]

I saw a bumper sticker and thought “is that seductive Daffy Duck” and then when I looked closer I realized it was actually a fishing bumper sticker but also. also it is still very much seductive Daffy Duck???? somehow????????

[segamascott]

something goony this way cums

[maskdoll]

the inquisitive sniffer would like you to lift your arm