he wasn't even looking at me and he found me
PUT YOUR BEARD IN MY MOUTH
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if i look back, i am lost

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YOU ARE THE REASON

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trying on a metaphor

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@derp-a-toad-is-moving
So I'm moving this blog over to its own account. It'll still be derp-a-toad. I want to be able to ask questions and reply and stuff. I'll link to it on Skype if you have me, if not you can just google it up c:
I JUST GOOGLED WHAT CAUSES PERIOD PAINS AND APPARENTLY IT’S BECAUSE THE UTERUS CONTRACTS AND THAT CUTS OFF THE FUCKING BLOOD SUPPLY
PEOPLE WITH PERIOD PAINS ARE LITERALLY FEELING THEIR UTERUS TRYING TO KILL ITSELF
hello yes 911 this is an emergency my uterus is trying to kill itself
This will be the only post I make about it on tumblr. I don`t want to constantly whore myself out for donations. The fact of the matter is simply that I don`t make enough money to live and save for top surgery at the same time. More details about my living situation and goals can be found on the ChipIn page itself - please read the info there before deciding whether or not to donate.
I did the math, and if each of my tumblr followers gave me 24$, I`d have enough for surgery - not that I`m even expecting to raise the whole cost from donations, because I`m not. As noted, I will probably only be posting this once, but the widget will be put on my blog and will stay there for the duration of the fundraiser. Feel free to reblog as well if you think you have followers who would contribute or promote. I might promote the widgit once or twice more - on my birthday, and close to the end date - but that`ll be it from me.
Thanks for everything. I don`t like asking for money, but I need to get on with my life, and I can`t do that while I`m still struggling with dysphoria.
Right, so I have exactly two followers who aren’t Avery, but I’m reblogging this anyhow because I know that at least one of you has a frillion and nine nice internet friends who might be able to pitch a few bucks for a good cause. As someone who’s been in a similar situation and was successfully patched up by Cam Bowman, I can vouch for what a huge difference this will make for him.
Okay so I told myself I’d only made one post and I’m sticking to that but I don’t see what’s wrong with promoting it every once in a while especially when unfortunately very little has changed since a month ago when I first set this up. My dysphoria has been killing me lately and my partner thinks I should promote this more because wow I really need top surgery
I feel bad asking for money but please read the info on the page and consider contributing even a dollar?? It will make a huge difference for my transition and this isn’t something that’s gonna be happening again, everything but top surgery is covered by insurance where I live.
If you can’t donate, please reblog.
I`m officially taking donations for top surgery for the next six months.
Blue x you
Twilight x Sky
I'm bored, so let's play 'Send me a ship and I'll respond with a gif'!
Something that’s just a major pet peeve of mine that i feel the need to verbalize: roleplaying on other people’s artworks.
It’s one thing if the artist is a roleplayer themselves, but it is absolutely obnoxious to do so on casual fan artists’ work. Why? Because that piece of artwork was not made for that purpose. It is NOT a picture for YOUR roleplay interpretation of the character.
People post their artwork (on both deviantART and tumblr) for the sake of FEEDBACK. They want to have their art appreciated. What they don’t want is comments like:
“I NEVER SAID THAT”
“WE’RE JUST FRIENDS”
“Oh I remember when this happened back when ____”
No. The artist didn’t draw this for you and your storyline of roleplaying and various headcanons. It’s something they imagined, not you. Unless it’s specifically for your blog/account as a gift, then you ought to resist adding your worthless, unrelated comment.
It’s not your artwork, so it’s not your place to hold a roleplay on.
HUGE GIVEAWAY! HUGE GIVEAWAY! HUGE GIVEAWAY! HUGE GIVAWAY!
do not delete the text, only the pictures show up on your blog
Hey guys we decided to do another giveaway because our last giveaway was so successful. Most of the items listed below are brand new and we got them for Christmas. You all probably think this is fake but honestly we want to help someone else that really needs these items more than we do. We have donated alot of things to charities but we figured we would help one of you guys out instead! (: p.s. our previous urls were daisy-tears and fabmelous
THE GIVEAWAY DRAWING WILL BE COMPLETELY RANDOM (THROUGH A RANDOM GENERATOR)
Rules:
Must be following aloeza & t-avo
You may reblog as much as you’d like! We are keeping track of how many times you have reblogged the giveaway.
REBLOGS ONLY
no likes please
We are shipping world wide and for free to the winner
If you have any questions just message us HERE or HERE
please read the giveaway faq HERE before asking any questions (:
GIVEAWAY ENDS ON FEBRUARY 17TH, 2013
Items:
Macbook Pro- $1200
Macbook case- $60
Samsung Notebook- $450
Big camera lens (canon)- $300
Small camera lens (canon)- $200
Iphone 5 (64g)- $800
Iphone 4s (32g)- $500
Ipad 3 (32g) - $600
Iphone 4s cases (all together)- $25
Steve Madden shoes (size 8.5)- $45
Grey Vans girls (size 7.5)- $55
Black North Face- $180
Coach purse- $300
Coach wallet- $200
Vera Bradley wallet x2- $80
Vera Bradley keychain wallet- $30
Vera Bradley purse- $55
Vera Bradley duffle bag (large)- $100
Looking for Alaska book- $11
Perks of being a wallflower book- $9
All giftcards: $450
GRAND TOTAL: $5749
When Sherlock received the news that John had been attacked in London he dropped everything in his search for Moran and returned home. He had to see John for himself. Needed to see the proof that John was alive. Hurt and a little broken, but alive.
He sneaked into the hospital, really he needed to speak to Mycroft about better security for John, as it was far too easy. Though Sherlock wasn’t fool enough to believe his overbearing brother didn’t know exactly where Sherlock was at every moment. Mycroft had probably informed his people that a shaggy haired, ginger man would paying a visit to Doctor Watson and that he should be left completely alone.
When Sherlock arrived at the door to John’s room, Mycroft had naturally gotten John a private space, he eased the door opened silently and cautiously peaked inside. John was fast asleep, no doubt thanks to the machines pumping medicine into his body. Despite the bruises darkening John’s face, a black eye and a rather terrible looking purple welt on his left cheek, Sherlock felt as if he had never seen anyone look to perfect and beautiful. The full impact of how much he missed John hit him harder than a train and tears, unbidden, formed in his tired eyes.
He quietly lowered himself in the chair beside John’s bed and carefully, oh so carefully, picked up John’s hand and held it in his. More tears rushed to his eyes as he lay a delicate kiss to John’s smaller, darker hand and whispered apologies against his skin. He pressed John’s hand to his stubble covered cheek and breathed in the scent of the man he gave up everything for.
“I’m sorry,” Sherlock whispered as he pressed another kiss on John’s palm. “I’m so sorry, John.”
John stirred slightly in his bed and Sherlock tensed as John’s eyes flickered beneath his lids. Half of him was begging John to wake up, to see those dark blue eyes sparkling and swimming with warmth. To hear John’s voice, to hear him grant Sherlock the forgiveness his doesn’t and will never deserve. But Sherlock knew it couldn’t be. Not yet. Not when John was still so obviously in danger.
Closing his eyes and placing one last lingering kiss to John knuckles, Sherlock made to stand up when John’s voice startled him.
“Hmm…who’s there?” he mumbled as he fought of the unconsciousness of the drugs. “Harry? That you?” John blearily tried opened his eyes and Sherlock’s breath caught in his throat. “Hello?” John’s voice was beginning to sound panicky.
“Shhh..” Sherlock soothed as he placed his hand over John’s eyes. “Go back to sleep, you’re all right. You’re safe, John.”
Sherlock moved his hand to John’s forehead and brushed back his fringe. “Everything is going to be fine,” he leaned over and pressed a soft kiss into John’s hair.
” M’ I dreaming?” John asked as he slowly slipped back into sleep.
“Yes, John,” Sherlock told him. “You’re dreaming,” his hand was now cupping John’s cheek, thumb caressing his eyelid.
John’s eyes opened now and gazed at Sherlock with so much sadness and hope and utter devastation Sherlock felt himself unable to speak. All words were stuck in his throat as he stared into midnight irises that drank his face in like a desperate man dying of thirst.
John’s hand reached out and touched Sherlock’s face, the back of his knuckles sweeping down his cheek, before his fingers traced feverishly over Sherlock’s cheekbone.
“I don’t want to wake up,” John said in a breathless voice. “Please, Sherlock. I don’t- I can’t- Please. God, don’t leave me again.” John’s voice was tight and clogged now, clearing fighting off the tears threatening to fall.
Sherlock leaned forward again resting his forehead against John’s. “Shhh. It’s all right, John. I promise someday when you wake up I’ll be here. But for now you have to let me go.” Sherlock pressed more soft kisses to John’s face and hair whispering words filled with promises he wondered if he could keep.
“Someday, John,” he said over and over again as he watched his friend slip back under to lure of drugs.
“Promise?” John asked in a voice so far away and quiet that Sherlock barely heard him.
“I promise, John. I swear I’ll give you your miracle.”
No,no,no and NO!
Fill this in with stuff about you
Age: 17
Where I’m from: Canada
Where I would like to live: NEXT TO BABBY
Favourite food: Probably cashews or chocolate.
Religion: Idek
Sexual orientation: Bi/ Queer
Single/taken: Taken
Favourite book: At the moment it's E.Aster Bunnymund and the Warrior Eggs at the Earth's Core
Favourite movie: Rise of the Guardians
Favourite TV show: Criminal Minds
Random fact about me: I squeak when complimented.
Favorite day of the year: Summer and fall days???
Favourite colour: Green or silver
What I’m listening to right now: Blue's voice
What’s my ringtone: The Zelda Item Get
Favourite male character from a TV show: Sherlock Holmes
Favourite female character from a TV show: Ummm....I'm gonna say Prentis from Criminal Minds
What my name means: It's the female version of Brian, which is of Irish origin. It means High Noble
Celebrity crush: I would say male crush is Hugh Jackman, and female is Anne Hathaway
Look, I made a gif of this most awesome wizard at the Leaky Cauldron!
DUDE IS READING ‘A BRIEF HISTORY OF TIME’ BY STEPHEN HAWKING
I NEVER REALIZED
are you serious
I always assumed wizards just ignored science, because the fact that “magic” exists, can explain anything. But there are MuggleBorn wizards, ones who, until they were eleven, lived in the real world and learned science and things. Did they all just abandon that normal, muggle knowledge, like Harry did? It’s always been there, itching in the back of my mind.
FOUR FOR YOU SCIENCE WIZARD
YOU GO SCIENCE WIZARD
can we point out that he’s doing wandless magic too
like voldemort couldnt even do that shit
molly fuckin weasley couldnt fuckin do that
who are you
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in school
me: can we not
me: how about no
me: i cant
me: i quit
me: we never learned this
me: WALK FUCKING FASTER BEFORE I FUCKING HURT YOU
me: ew stop talking
me: whats the date
me: is it friday yet
You were on your way home when you died.
It was a car accident. Nothing particularly remarkable, but fatal nonetheless. You left behind a wife and two children. It was a painless death. The EMTs tried their best to save you, but to no avail. Your body was so utterly shattered you were better off, trust me.
And that’s when you met me.
“What… what happened?” You asked. “Where am I?”
“You died,” I said, matter-of-factly. No point in mincing words.
“There was a… a truck and it was skidding…”
“Yup,” I said.
“I… I died?”
“Yup. But don’t feel bad about it. Everyone dies,” I said.
You looked around. There was nothingness. Just you and me. “What is this place?” You asked. “Is this the afterlife?”
“More or less,” I said.
“Are you god?” You asked.
“Yup,” I replied. “I’m God.”
“My kids… my wife,” you said.
“What about them?”
“Will they be all right?”
“That’s what I like to see,” I said. “You just died and your main concern is for your family. That’s good stuff right there.”
You looked at me with fascination. To you, I didn’t look like God. I just looked like some man. Or possibly a woman. Some vague authority figure, maybe. More of a grammar school teacher than the almighty.
“Don’t worry,” I said. “They’ll be fine. Your kids will remember you as perfect in every way. They didn’t have time to grow contempt for you. Your wife will cry on the outside, but will be secretly relieved. To be fair, your marriage was falling apart. If it’s any consolation, she’ll feel very guilty for feeling relieved.”
“Oh,” you said. “So what happens now? Do I go to heaven or hell or something?”
“Neither,” I said. “You’ll be reincarnated.”
“Ah,” you said. “So the Hindus were right,”
“All religions are right in their own way,” I said. “Walk with me.”
You followed along as we strode through the void. “Where are we going?”
“Nowhere in particular,” I said. “It’s just nice to walk while we talk.”
“So what’s the point, then?” You asked. “When I get reborn, I’ll just be a blank slate, right? A baby. So all my experiences and everything I did in this life won’t matter.”
“Not so!” I said. “You have within you all the knowledge and experiences of all your past lives. You just don’t remember them right now.”
I stopped walking and took you by the shoulders. “Your soul is more magnificent, beautiful, and gigantic than you can possibly imagine. A human mind can only contain a tiny fraction of what you are. It’s like sticking your finger in a glass of water to see if it’s hot or cold. You put a tiny part of yourself into the vessel, and when you bring it back out, you’ve gained all the experiences it had.
“You’ve been in a human for the last 48 years, so you haven’t stretched out yet and felt the rest of your immense consciousness. If we hung out here for long enough, you’d start remembering everything. But there’s no point to doing that between each life.”
“How many times have I been reincarnated, then?”
“Oh lots. Lots and lots. An in to lots of different lives.” I said. “This time around, you’ll be a Chinese peasant girl in 540 AD.”
“Wait, what?” You stammered. “You’re sending me back in time?”
“Well, I guess technically. Time, as you know it, only exists in your universe. Things are different where I come from.”
“Where you come from?” You said.
“Oh sure,” I explained “I come from somewhere. Somewhere else. And there are others like me. I know you’ll want to know what it’s like there, but honestly you wouldn’t understand.”
“Oh,” you said, a little let down. “But wait. If I get reincarnated to other places in time, I could have interacted with myself at some point.”
“Sure. Happens all the time. And with both lives only aware of their own lifespan you don’t even know it’s happening.”
“So what’s the point of it all?”
“Seriously?” I asked. “Seriously? You’re asking me for the meaning of life? Isn’t that a little stereotypical?”
“Well it’s a reasonable question,” you persisted.
I looked you in the eye. “The meaning of life, the reason I made this whole universe, is for you to mature.”
“You mean mankind? You want us to mature?”
“No, just you. I made this whole universe for you. With each new life you grow and mature and become a larger and greater intellect.”
“Just me? What about everyone else?”
“There is no one else,” I said. “In this universe, there’s just you and me.”
You stared blankly at me. “But all the people on earth…”
“All you. Different incarnations of you.”
“Wait. I’m everyone!?”
“Now you’re getting it,” I said, with a congratulatory slap on the back.
“I’m every human being who ever lived?”
“Or who will ever live, yes.”
“I’m Abraham Lincoln?”
“And you’re John Wilkes Booth, too,” I added.
“I’m Hitler?” You said, appalled.
“And you’re the millions he killed.”
“I’m Jesus?”
“And you’re everyone who followed him.”
You fell silent.
“Every time you victimized someone,” I said, “you were victimizing yourself. Every act of kindness you’ve done, you’ve done to yourself. Every happy and sad moment ever experienced by any human was, or will be, experienced by you.”
You thought for a long time.
“Why?” You asked me. “Why do all this?”
“Because someday, you will become like me. Because that’s what you are. You’re one of my kind. You’re my child.”
“Whoa,” you said, incredulous. “You mean I’m a god?”
“No. Not yet. You’re a fetus. You’re still growing. Once you’ve lived every human life throughout all time, you will have grown enough to be born.”
“So the whole universe,” you said, “it’s just…”
“An egg.” I answered. “Now it’s time for you to move on to your next life.”
And I sent you on your way.
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yesss i found it again! one of my all time favourite reads.
This is… incredibly mindfucking