The Dean of Derpolitions

'Sup, for those of you who don't know who I am, LEARN TO READ!(Independent Ziggs Rp/Ask blog, will RP crossovers! M!As accepted if interesting enough) Current M!A: None IMPORTANT: Due to school and family issues I've decided to place this blog on a semi-hiatus This blog is multiship friendly!

[derpolitionyordle]

{ aRe YuO baCk fRom the DeAd yEt? }

// nO. *dives back into the grave*

[derpolitionyordle]

A single hand slowly found its way from its grave, and slowly dug towards the sunlight. "...rrrrrrrrrrrrr?" What sounded like a zombiefied yordle slowly emerged from the earth.

[jekyllryou-hydebakura]

What kind of "charactershaming" sign would you hang around my muse's neck?

[askhextechjanna-deactivated2015]

"Janna, notice m-----" One of Ziggs' bombs exploded and he was launched far away. He was still screaming "-eeeeeeeeeeeeee!" //harro, I have risen from my grave to put retardation and sprinkles in your askbox

"What just happened?"

[derpolitionyordle]

Another explosion was heard sky-high and it came from the direction Ziggs was launched. Suddenly, children started falling towards Janna, all screaming "Mother!" at her.

[askhextechjanna-deactivated2015]

// but I like being in here :'(

((OUT *kicks*))

[derpolitionyordle]

// Nuuuuuuuuuuu

[powpowandfishbones-blog]

(don’t forget about reblog karma, send a number make a smile)

1. Who was the first champ you bought?

2. Who was your first main?

3. What was the first skin you bought/got gifted?

4. Do you main top, mid, jungle, adc, or support?

5. What’s a skin that you really want, but don’t have the money for?

6. Champ you detest playing with?

7. Champ you detest playing against?

8. Favorite support/adc combo?

9. Champ you wish was played more?

10. Champ you wish Riot would get rid of?

11. What rank are you?

12. How well do you handle toxic players? Are you toxic yourself?

13. Did you watch the World Championship last year? Are you going to watch it this year?

14. What’s one word to describe your relationship with League? (ie: hate, love, obsessive, etc)

15. Solo or Duo queue?

16. A skin you have for a champ you don’t play?

17. How many wins do you have in ranked?

18. How many wins do you have in normals?

19. Do you play a bot game, a normal game, or go straight into a ranked game when playing a new champ?

20. What is your current summoner icon?

[ask-zyra-thecuriousflower]

// So Zyra hates yordles and fire? c;<

(( She thinks yordles are annoying and fire =badddd))

[derpolitionyordle]

// Heheheheheee

Alrighty then c;<

[trickywalrus]

Lissandra x The Iceberg That Sunk The Titanic //I dont even know what I'm doing anymore

Only OTP For Liss is Liss x Ice dildos or Trundle B)z- on the iceburg ship! >(

[derpolitionyordle]

// But why D:

[derpolitionyordle]

// Aaaand I goofed the meme C for the first two

[derpolitionyordle]

ZiggHeimer? ZiggsRumble? ZIGGSEXPLOSIONs!

// I could see the first two work out nicely so I'll give it a 7/10ZIGGS X EXPLOSIONS THOUGH 10000000/10 ZIGGS IS EXPLOSIONSEXUALLORD HORNY BOOM WILL BANG DEM 'SPLOSIONS

[destinyablaze]

Send me a ship and I'll rate it.

A+: OTP A: I love it B: It’s really cute C: Not a bad ship D: I’m neutral on it E: I don’t really like it F: NOTP N/A: I don’t know the ship well enough

[janitorial-url]

Please

[matronoftheblackrose]

First post in forever.

I will rate the first 3-5 asks and I will provide an explanation for my thoughts if requested. Always watching you, my darlings~

[strength-prevails]

// Seems neat. I’ll give a few thoughts since my ask box is looking empty if people want them.

[ubuyo]

[ubuyo]

[heytinafey]

[awkwardefflorescence]

I literally felt like I did not have a choice.

[wearealljustrunaways-blog]

Robin Williams says reblog, you reblog. 

[0hmykaty-deactivated20130301]

…okay.

[teamaequitas-blog]

did i even really have a choice?

[sexceptionul]

okay robin williams

i hesitated for a second and then considered the repercussions

[saffron-not-so-joy]

just gonna reblog…

[ograes]

okk

[logan-and-company]

already 400,00 notes

[coffeesoda]

800,000 …Make it a Million

[derpolitionyordle]

// hory shet I'm 18 nao Look at me adulting all over the place

[derpolitionyordle]

.

[i-am-the-phantom-blog]

Reblog this if you're older than Google.

[i-am-the-phantom-blog]

keepcalmandgosurfing:

geekyninja1:

attend-hogwarts:

grrrbarrowman:

skarosoul:

It scares me that there’s only 1000 reblogs.

It scares me that there’s only 3000 reblogs.

how old is google?

google is 13 today

[skygenders]