more random btb headcanons bc my brain won’t turn off
tim has a cat, a little calico named toffee (bc her colors look like a toffee bar to him) that he found after she managed to get into the truck one morning. steve was very scared of her at first but has warmed up to her since
billie was originally studying music production, but somewhere in her junior semesters (when she was already burnt out as hell) her college massively downsized its music department and ended up cutting her degree so instead of transferring or switching majors she just dropped out. she doesn’t really feel like she needs a degree now that she has bigtop, but i think that if she ever did try again she’d go to cosmetology school or smth rather than college
cesare’s first wife died soon after they married, and he did not remarry until after becoming a watcher. the majority of cesare’s later marriages were cover stories or attempts to scam rich assholes out of their money in order to fund his bs, but there were more than a few that were for love
penny has different fun earrings for every situation. obv the burgers for work but specifically also i think she wears like penguin earrings when it’s cold out. dolphins for swimming, etc
clowns don’t experience gender the way humans do; that is to say, they kinda don’t fw it at all? they don’t agab in any way, clown children name themselves once they’re old enough to and gender identity/expression just develops as it will and nobody cares one way or another, fuck it we vibe. bc of this, clown cats is cast pretty much completely gender blind. there have been female deuteronomies, male grizabellas, agender macavities, you name it
keeping the cryptids alive and somewhat content in caligari’s lair is actually really hard?? i mean like there’s not exactly anything for them to eat down there, and they had to get all that cardboard from somewhere. a fair bit of cesare’s assignments weren’t catching new targets, they were grocery runs. spider the doves keep asking for blood and cigarettes fix it
thomas’s family has been playing munkustrap for a long ass time. his older brother was the previous munk, their father before them, so on so forth. he has never let the pressure get to him ever /lying
between the three, frances is the musical actress, allen does straight plays, and conrad’s the techie. conrad really wanted to focus on props (ultimate dream job being an arms master) but he ended usually being needed to build sets bc of his size/strength
billie vapes and penny is such a mom about it
allen and frances are both stoners bc personally i know more theater majors who are stoners than aren’t. post canon they get cesare in on it for pain management and now conrad’s the only one who doesn’t do it
everyone treats allen like their personal webmd. he doesn’t mind it as much as you’d think
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