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Hi guys!
This one’s been a long time in the making, but Death is mostly back up and running! The name will remain the same, and you can find me now at dertxd !
My new main blog is @ofdunrobin ! Hopefully dertxd will have some writing done soon! All previous threads that want to be continued will be continued over there.
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friend: you look stressed me: haha yeah it’s the stress
reblog this with how many people youve kissed in the tags
*pretends I’m reblogging this for fun but I’m really reblogging this because I’m super fucking paranoid*
Timer on
infractxs:
do you ever see someone who is just so fucking good at roleplaying & amazing but you’re scared to approach them even though they probably would love to rp with you but you just can’t muster up enough strength to talk to them so you just sit there looking at their blog like
Reblog or your mom will die in 928 seconds.
I love my mom.
I am risking nothing
I AM SORRY FOLLOWERS, I LOVE MY MOMMY
Will not risk.
sorry followers :(
omg im so glad to se so many people love their mummy
Why’re you being mean to my mum?
goddamn it
Nope. Googled it. 15 minuets. Nope. Not taking any chances
This has 1.2 million reblogs … Ps not riskin it
1.4 almost ps not risking it
Fuck this post
2.5 million notes I hate myself
I reblogged this twice now
I’m so sorry this isn’t b99 related and this isn’t real but I can’t not skip this I’m sorry
Not taking a fucking chance
Sorry, guys, but Im not taking a chance
No chances… She’s out… And she must be protected.
How dare you
Whatcha doin to me Farkle!
i can’t risk it
sorry babes my moms just my favorite person ever
Sorry I can’t risk it
Fuck sorry guys I love my mom
Omg I hate these things but I am paranoid. So sorry guys.
2.8 million notes
CANT RISK IT
Bitch
I love you mom
mom saranghae
Can’t risk these things sorry!
damn it. Love you mom.
i love my mom too much plus she’s coming home after being gone for three weeks I’m not risking anything dammit
mOM
Ever After (1998) Roleplay Starter Sentences
Change pronouns and titles, adapt dialect accordingly. Especially suitable for royalty/fairy tale/period AUs.
A sapling cannot grow in the shadow of a mighty oak.
I was merely borrowing it!
Speak of this to no one and I shall be lenient.
A lady of breeding ought never to raise her voice any louder than the gentle hum of a whispering wind.
Do not speak unless you can improve the silence.
I was not shrill, I was resonant.
I very much doubt your style of resonance would be permitted in the royal court.
Darling, nothing is final until you’re dead and even then I’m sure God negotiates.
This is our home and I will not see it fall apart.
I trust you slept well.
Why don’t you sleep with the pigs, _____, if you insist on smelling like one.
Your appearance does reflect a certain crudeness, my dear. What can I do to make you try?
I do wish to please you. Sometimes I sit on my own and try to think of what else I could do, how I should act-
After all that I do, after all that I’ve done, it’s never enough.
Have you lost your marbles?
Do you know what the punishment is for servants to dress above their station? Five days in the stocks!
Me? Pretend to be a courtier? Prancing around like some nobleman, why I’ve never even been to the royal court, and neither have you.
They’ll never buy it, you are too sweet.
Now, don’t you dare laugh, I’m coming out.
Nobody will be looking at your feet.
Yards of fabric and I still feel naked.
If you’re going to be a noblewoman, you must play the part.
I suppose it’s because I lack conviction. You seem to have it in spades.
I demand that you release him at once, or I shall take this matter to the king.
— You ill-mannered tub of guts!
You dare raise your voice to a lady, sir?
A servant is not a thief your highness, and those who are cannot help themselves.
If you suffer your people to be ill-educated and their manners corrupted from infancy and then punish them for those crimes to which their first education disposed to them, what else is to be concluded, sire, but that you first make thieves and then punish them?
Are you coy on purpose or do you honestly refuse to tell me your name?
I confess the plight of the everyday rustics bores me.
I gather you do not converse with many peasants.
Am I to understand that you find me arrogant?
Darling, he’s royalty, they’re born like that.
Well then I suppose the penalty for being wealthy is that you have to live with the rich.
Do you really think there’s only one perfect mate? Well, then how can you be certain to find them? And if you do find them are they really the one for you or do you only think they are and what happens if the person you’re supposed to be with never appears or she does, but you’re too distracted to notice.
And is everything just chance or were some things meant to be?
You cannot leave everything to fate, _____. She’s got a lot to do. Sometimes you must give her a hand.
You are trying to bait me with your snobbery.
I’m afraid,_____, that you are a walking contradiction and I find that rather fascinating.
You spout the ideals of a utopian society and yet you live the life of a courtier.
And you own all the land there is and yet you take no pride in working it. Is that not also a contradiction?
First I’m arrogant and now I have no pride, however do I manage that?
You have everything and still the world holds no joy and yet you insist on making fun of those who would see it for its possibilities.
Why do you like irritate me so?
Forgive me, your highness. I’ve lost track of the hour.
Your highness, what an unexpected surprise!
It is not fair sire, you have found my weakness but I have yet to learn yours.
In all my years of study, not one tutor demonstrated the passion you have shown me in the last two days.
You have more conviction in one memory than I have in my entire being.
Well this is terribly embarrassing.
Honestly, your highness, where’s your sense of adventure?
You would think I would know the way to my own castle.
And I still can’t believe that I’m down here while you’re up there and in your undergarments no less.
You will give me back my dress, sir!
I insist you return my things at once and since you deprive me of my escort I demand a horse as well.
You can have anything you can carry.
You are reading my thoughts, my lord.
To be so defined by your position, to never be seen as who you are but as what you are. You have no idea how insufferable that is.
They’re defined by their status just as your title defines you, yet it is not who they are.
You have been born to privilege and with that comes specific obligations.
I am sorry, my mouth has run away with me again.
Why you lazy little leech!
There was a bee.
I fear that I am not myself today.
I feel as if my skin is the only thing keeping me from going everywhere at once.
I cannot stay long but I had to see you. There is much to say.
I used to think that if I cared about anything I’d have to care about everything and I’d go stark raving mad.
Why did you have to be so wonderful?
Last night was the happiest night of my life.
Why it’s almost as absurd as a prince who spends his days with a servant that sleeps with pigs.
What bothers you more, _____, that I am common or that I am competition?
Yes, I shall go down in history as the man who opened a door!
We must get you ready for the ball!
A bird may love a fish, _____, but where would they live?
Just breathe.
Do not address me so informal.
I was born to privilege and with that comes specific obligations.
I know that a life without love is no life at all.
And love without trust, what of that?
I am but a servant to my crown and I have made my decision. I will not yield!
Men are so fickle aren’t they?
Well my, my, my aren’t we feisty today?
Was there a time even in its smallest measurement, that you loved me at all?
How can anyone love a pebble in their shoe?
Oh, I do so hate to see you in irons. I’d remove them if only you’d promise not to run away again.
I belong to no one, least of all you.
I had a horse like you once. Magnificent creature. Stubborn just like you, willful to a fault, it too just needed to be broken in.
You will maintain your distance, sir.
Oh you didn’t say please.
I could hang you for this.
I do love your spirit.
My father was an expert swordsman, _____. He taught me well. Now hand me that key or I swear on his grave I will slit you from navel to nose.
I uh, I came to rescue you.
Perhaps you would be so kind as to help me find the owner of this rather remarkable shoe.
Choose your words wisely Madam, for they may be your last.
How dare you turn on me you little ingrate!
I’m only here for the food.
I want you to know that I will forget you after this moment and never think of you again. But you I am quite certain will think about me ever single day for the rest of your life.
How dare you speak to me that way, I’m of noble blood!
You sir, are supposed to be charming.
And we, princess, are supposed to live happily ever after.
Do not hurt him
I will rip you apart.
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For all of you I’ve recently followed who followed me back, my TURN blogs are
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I’d recommend following those instead because this is just really my shitpost blog :P
Closed AU Starter
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Franz looked at her with dismay. She had almost certainly doomed herself to facing the master’s temper. Which, as he and everyone else is the castle knew, was a very, very, bad idea.
“Very well, Madame. I will tell him of your wishes. Although I suspect you will hear from him personally in not too long.” With that he departed downstairs to go give the master the news that the young lady he had taken would NOT be joining them for dinner.
Sybil let out a sigh, not expecting to have won such an argument with such ease. “Thank you, my kind sir,” she returns. The brunette walks further into the room and she sank down beside the bed. Of course, her stomach was rumbling with hunger it has been a while since last she ate or even dare drink. She pressed her head into the mattress to conceal the tears that seemed to fall freely from her eyes.
Marcus was pacing throughout the dining room, waiting with Franz to return with the girl. Most of the castle had gathered, but he had made them assure they would be on their best behavior. As he heard footsteps approaching, he felt a slight sensation of relief that she had obeyed, only to be extremely disappointed when Franz returned alone.
“Well? Where is she?”
Allow yourself to trust and believe again. Don’t let bad or painful memories destroy the future you could have, or the person you could be.
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Closed AU Starter
ladysybilcrawley:
“I’m not going to dinner. I’m not at all hungry,” Sybil remarked, when she discovered she had been summoned like a lap-dog or servant.
“Please tell them that I do send my apologies. I just can’t…” she adds. It wasn’t that she didn’t feel the pangs of hunger, because she did. The longer she stared into the mirror the more hopeless she felt. She’d never see her family again and that alone felt like it would shred the entirety of her heart into shards so small it would become irreparable.
“M-m’lady,” Franz stuttered, knowing lady might not be her title (he had no clue) but he wanted to treat her with the utmost respect either way.
“I-I know it may not be your greatest wish to come down to dinner, but I really must insist that you come with me. For your own sake, if nothing else. I’d hate to see you end up on the master’s bad side on your very first night.” In truth, he just didn’t want to see the master’s bad side at all. None of them did.
“Insist? What are you my keeper?” Sybil prompted. Her eyes studying him with great uncertainty. She had just lost everything…… and now she was losing even her basic right to decide that she can do as she pleased. It was grating upon her very last patient nerve.
“His bad-side? I am a woman! I have a mind. Thank you…” she returned as if it were not matter of fact. “I can and most certainly will politely decline.” In truth she was hurting, more so than she let on. What if, like her late husband, she never saw her Papa again? What if he died? She’d never forgive her captors. “You will go back to your master and tell him that I am greatly thankful that he extended an invitation to me.” She returns in a patient but tempered tone.
Franz looked at her with dismay. She had almost certainly doomed herself to facing the master’s temper. Which, as he and everyone else is the castle knew, was a very, very, bad idea.
“Very well, Madame. I will tell him of your wishes. Although I suspect you will hear from him personally in not too long.” With that he departed downstairs to go give the master the news that the young lady he had taken would NOT be joining them for dinner.
The smash hit of the summer.
I’M SCREAMING!!!!!!!
I’m… shook
Well I heard this with my own ears and now you must also.
Mun is about to see heathers and is losing her shit
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// Just wanted to let you know that you are wonderful and loved, and I wish I could give you a real hug instead of one over the internet. Hang in there.
Gah, thank you so much. I really and truly appreciate it tonight. You don’t know how great of a blessing you are to me!!! I love you. <33333333 Your words of kindness truly touched my heart. You are an incredible person. Never change.
I second this.
