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A bunch of things that I like & and maybe a doodle every three years / R18↑ only please / Esp - Eng /

[moeria-deactivated20130301]

bad

[gwschoolhiatus-deactivated20161]

i looked up the source for this and its from an anime where a dude has to keep a constant boner for a month straight or he loses his house

[rasec-wizzlbang-blog]

is this the episode where he lost his house

[iys-cloud]

I just got. The single funniest dm I've ever received in my entire life

Characters in media fighting back against the mind control:

[dogfluid-deactivated20181205]

[irondive]

guys we're running out of time

[skulandcrossbones]

it's so wild to me that you absolutely cannot force a hyperfixation to happen. like you'll watch the most perfectly tailor-made-for-you content that everyone says you'll love and feel absolutely nothing, and then the thing you watch on a whim to fill time will reach through the screen and put its damn fingers in your brain and start rearranging the neurons right in front of you and every single time you're like THIS??? THIS??????? and this happens like every 6-12 months forever

[clubsdeuce]

anytime im playing on a TF2 server and i want to throw it into chaos I ask "which merc do you think would make the best husband?" it doesn't matter if the server is filled with straight men. everyone has a very strong opinion on this.

[joshus-lobster]

Your Honor, OP tossed a live grenade in on purpose.

[clubsdeuce]

i very clearly yelled grenade while throwing it

[sloppystyle]

[flutterbvnny]

i guess i did say that once yeah …

[probuccalfat]

one time i told a group of lesbian and bi women that i have never watched wicked and they were shocked, gagged, gooped, “but you’re queer. you like pussy. how have you not seen wicked?” yeah. well. i like pussy, not musicals?

[probuccalfat]

i’m this exact post. all this just to fuck women.

[probuccalfat]

“are you going to the lucy dacus concert?” no. i listen to gucci mane.

[veil-of-exordia]

[wonderwomemes]

!!!

[towered]

Worship will flow through your blood like poison

Thank you for letting me use your art @sarakipin

[derushii]

HRHRG hh let’s see if I don’t regret posting this💦

Double calling him babycakes and babe, even in disguise it still was kinda weird am I right??  ∠( ᐛ 」∠)＿  

[derushii]

OH I was cooking here, I think this needs a redraw

[nyaa]

[yurimartyr]

Collection

[eddwardtheseventhstardrawnwizard]

Gotta have a griller in your collection

[unyieldingsilence]

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[tigirl-and-co]

[bidonica]

a funny thing about having a Problematic Blorbo is that you'll periodically come across a post along the lines of "um let's not forget that [Blorbo] is a bad person..." listing their various crimes, and if you have a modicum of intellectual honesty you find yourself nodding along and saying yeah it's true... but it's the greyness of their character that makes them so compelling... At the same time though you have a little Saul Goodman in your ear going "your honor in their defense: who cares like omfgggg who caresssssss like come onnnnnn"

[pastacrylic]

instead of saying self deprecating, suicidal jokes, try saying "im going to milk myself" like my autocorrect suggested

[dogpuppy]

[maetersart]

Pandora and Evils

[pignk]