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rocío. 20. all bright things must burn.

[orriculum]

My friend was shuffling a new tarot deck and she said excitedly “I cant wait to see what sort of bond I have with this deck!” And then the first card she pulled was the fool

[circegrimoire]

yall really gonna expose me like this huh

[orriculum]

what else am i gonna do

[rabdoidal]

[porterr-robinson]

[sadgalari]

Linda is a ride or die

[the-quasar-hero]

I’m going to defeat you with the power of friendship and this gun I found

[fructoseguts-deactivated2016081]

#1: tortellini; it looks like j,ust pasta but usually theres meat or scheese insdie

[anxietyproblem]

[mjalti]

pls stop saying words to me … I don’t have a brain..

[meanplastic]

[readyforcombat]

[himbolukeskywalker]

First body paragraphs: Eloquent, lovely. Unparalleled beauty in both diction and grammar. Thesis is strongly supported. Wide vocabulary. A semicolon is used. 

Last body paragraph: Short. Ugly. The crops are dying. Using the word “because” 56 times in only a few lines. Sentence structure whomst’ve? Forgot what my thesis says. In the distance, screaming

[lovethi5]

me, a legal adult: when i grow up,

[great-tweets]

ITS NAME IS FLOP

[setheverman]

so birds are allowed to be furries but i can’t???

[louises-belcher]

I just love sleep so much ……. like u just close ur eyes and ur gone bitch ………… brain logged the fuck off ……… powerful

[deadbeatmaker]

Magneto: if you guys keep trying to kill mutants we’re gonna have to defend ourselves

Humans: that sounds like a threat.

Magneto:

[butchgender-remade-deactivated2]

[itsvondell-deactivated20180104]

you can take one man’s trash to another man’s treasure but you can’t make it drink

Fun fact: the blending of idioms or cliches is called a malaphor.

My personal favorite is “We’ll burn that bridge when we get to it.”

[chromalogue]

I’m rather fond of “It’s not rocket surgery” and “not the sharpest egg in the attic,” but my all-time favourite is, “…until the cows freeze over.”

[bowtochris]

You’ve opened this can of worms, now lie in it,

[sinistropteryx]

Does the pope shit in the woods?

[theinfiknight]

I’m sorry but this is the final word on malaphors

[bot-dad]

Hello sorry but this is the final word on malaphors, I’m Dad!

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[strawhat-titan]