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call my vibrator infinity the way its always on high

Is anyone else just…severely depressed and stressed out right now?

the "came back wrong" trope except like... they didnt. like this mad scientists wife died, and so he studied necromancy, brought her back, and she came back and it all worked. like she came back exactly the same as she was before with literally no difference. but the scientist guy is like "oh no... what have i done.... shes Different now!!!! she came back Wrong!!!!" and shes just like. chilling. reading a book. cooking dinner. shes just so so normal but in the guys mind hes like "oh shes soooo weird" but shes just normal

mysticorset

Peer reviewed tags from @somanyofthekids

notahorseindisguise

NO its a JOKE and YOU DONT GET IT. ITS NOT THAT DEEP

hiveswap

While she was dead he put his memory of her on such a high pedestal that she could never live up to it alive

midnight-revolucion

alternatively‚ she came back perfectly fine but he thinks she came back wrong‚ because the tragic reality is that he never actually knew his wife

notahorseindisguise

im going INSANE thats MY POST.

marlinspirkhall

It's your post but the journey to posting it changed it to such a degree that even its closest intimacies are now foreign to you. Sorry dude.

Someone took an explosive shit outside an elevator at my hotel and not notify the desk

#i get it’s embarrassing if there was an accident but please just let someone at the desk know so that someone else doesn’t have to…#…come down and tell me #i would have been able to handle the situation much faster #i really hate my job sometimes

clockoftheheart

thank you journalism

#which could mean nothing

Realized I hadn’t listened to Mitski in a hot second and then I realized why

#and i was so young when i behaved 25 #yet now i find that ive grown into a tall child…

dappermouth

No one ever talks about that house up on the hill.

yohjimuse

daisy edgar jones by szilveszter makó for vogue

it-appears-that-bruno-has-deact

#I mean…yeah

Gonna watch Backrooms today

#so fucking stoked

amygdalae

#this is so fucking funny op thank you #*moves you around*#hs

Meeting my friend and her sugar daddy for dinner tonight to potentially get a free camera

quietwingsinthesky

the thing about being nonbinary is that you really do start to forget that other people have such strict walls around what is and isn’t allowed for genders. i thought we all agreed that we made that up. could you climb out of the cave real quick and feel the sunshine for a minute.