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ever think about how mcr denied the multiple requests to be on the twilight soundtrack and then wrote and released and entire song about how much they did not want to do it but they DID record na na na in simlish for the sims 3. that's what we call Taste.

uforgasm

self care is shitty poems in your note app you wrote while crying in a public bathroom

pglang

love acting clueless when i know exactly whats happening

linda-belcher

I’m always a slut for lying in bed for hours on end doing nothing productive.

toastpotent-deactivated20250619

doctors and all other medical specialists during check-ups: "hmmm well it seems like nothing is wrong with you, you say you are having pain? idk take some tylonel and sleep it off i guess, you will probably live"

dentists: "your teeth are yellow as shit and your gums are unhealthy, you only brush twice a day when you should be doing it 4 times an HOUR, WHY don't you floss. i see darkness in your future and the darkness represents cavities, you've got diseases we haven't even seen before, all your shit is fucked up my guy, even your jawline sucks and i don't even test for that, absolutely pathetic. don't show your face here again"

twostepsfromtemerant

Despite a lot of Hozier’s songs having sexual overtones, his music isn’t immediately associated with sex, or called crude. Common reactions to mentioning him, depending on who you are talking to are “bogman!” or ‘that guy who did Take Me to Church”. Even though his music is just as sexual as pop music written by male artists, it isn’t immediately recognized as such because of how he shifts the power dynamics to favor women. In this essay I will…

chronolith

wait. OP. come back.

teachagainstfascism

i very much dislike this attitude that kid’s shows dealing with anything important, heavy, or political somehow makes them less of a kid’s show

kids do experience “adult” things— like death, ostracization, gender roles, racism, misogyny, ableism, abuse, etc… and illustrating those things in a kid’s show with a positive and socially conscious message is much more important than just keeping children entertained in front of the TV for a half hour