Hello! I go by Obsidian online! I'm male, pansexual, and demiromantic. I'm 29! My birthday is 9/23 :3 Everyone who draws, no matter the 'skill', is amazing to me.
For those who don't know: Ikumi Nakamura is the woman who was senior artist on Bayonetta, and designed the titular character along with Hideki Kamiya. Their greatest moment of bonding was over their insistence that Bayonetta keep her glasses on at all times.
Nakamura cannot go to horny jail. She is the warden.
peeling those sour rainbow gummy strips into long thin strings and putting them into cheap energy drink to create something im calling battery acid spaghetti will update once ive finished it
There’s a theory that early Europeans started saying “brown one” or “honey-eater” instead of “bear” to avoid summoning them, and similarly my friend has started calling Alexa “the faceless woman” because saying her true name awakens her from her slumber
English has an avoidance register used in the presence of certain respected animals, which sounds fancy until you realize it’s spelling out w-a-l-k and t-r-e-a-t in front of the dog.
Iceland does! They are the illhveli, literally “evil whales”, and they live to kill you. They love nothing more than killing and eating humans and sinking their ships. Their greatest enemy is the steypireydur (that’s blue whale to you), which is the greatest of the good whales and the protector of sailors.
All evil whales are, well, evil. So evil that if you speak their name at sea, they will hear it and home in on you. So instead you use all sorts of euphemisms for their names. Also if you try to cook their meat it literally disappears from the pot. That’s right, they’re so evil, you can’t even eat them.
They include such types as the hrosshvalur (horsewhale), with big eyes and a red mane and tail. This is probably the best known and most feared of the lot.
The raudkembingur (redcomb) is especially cruel and bloodthirsty even by illhveli standards. If you manage to escape it, it will die of frustration.
Good luck escaping the mushveli (mousewhale) though, it has legs! And will clamber onto the beach in pursuit!
Or what about death from above? The stökkull (jumper) leaps high into the air and pile-drives boats to pieces.
Meanwhile the skeljungur (shellwhale) sits in the path of boats and lets them get wrecked on its shelly hide…
… while the sverdhvalur (swordwhale) slices through boats with its dorsal fin.
The katthveli (catwhale) is relatively harmless though. It meows.
The same can’t be said of the lyngbakur (heatherback), a classic island fish that lets sailors get on its back and then dives, taking them to a watery grave.
The nauthveli (oxwhale) on the other hand specially targets cattle, attracting them into the sea with its bellow before tearing them apart.
How can you avoid all these murderous whales, like the taumafiskur (bridlefish) here? Any of a number of ways, including getting a steypireydur to help. There are substances, ranging from angelica to sheep dung and chopped fox testicles, that they find abhorrent. And you can distract them with loud noises and barrels.
For more, I assure you this link will answer all your questions.
What game do you associate most strongly with a specific time in your life?
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Oh, Pokemon. For sure. It was the VERY first game I got, and is the ENTIRE reason why I want to be a game designer. I played Red, and I fell ABSOLUTELY in love with it. Still do love Pokemon!
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Hmmm... Honestly, so far, not including actual Horror Games that are made TO be scary, the scariest game was... well, Rain World, specifically The Watcher DLC. If you know, you know.
How many video games are in your backlog right now?
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oh, geez, uhm. I think currently, there's only two games in my backlog right now; Silksong, and The Genesis Project [a Fan-made Homestuck themed game]. I'll play them, uh... Someday.
What is the most beautiful world you've played on?
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Oh boy! Alright folks time to learn about Obsi!
I think the most beautiful world I experienced in games has been Rain World's. The environments, the creatures, the deep lore baked thoroughly into every crevice... I love it.
This is now your Pokémon Partner. Whatever you would want to do in the Pokémon world, your Result goes with you. It would be your Ace in Battles and/or contests or they might just help you around with your regular Not-Inherently-Pokémon Job or just hang around your house as your beloved Pet. If you really really want to BE a Pokémon than this is the Pokémon you just turned into.
How are you feeling about it?
HELL YEAH!! THIS IS ONE OF MY FAVORITE POKEMON!!
OH!! I LOVE THIS POKEMON!!
Yeah, this Pokemon is great!!!
This Pokemon is good!!
This Pokemon is nice, but nothing more
...I mean, it could be better
This Pokemon is okay…
I have mixed feelings about this Pokemon…
Not bad, but I’m still kinda disappointed…
Well… it could be worse?
I mean, at least it’s better than NOT having a Pokemon, right?
although I do have a speech coming up and all that, so it's a bit stressful and just family crap.
But, I have been meditating, washing my face twice a day, (i took an everything shower the other day), and I have been brushing my teeth twice a day consistently for a while now; which is a huge win for me (since my depression was getting to me for a hot minute)
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(comment this emoji, 💚, if you want to be added to my general tag-list!!)
(also, @avy-reblogs, 'the asscrack of dawn' is probably the funniest thing i've read in weeks, tbh. it sounds kinda familiar, so i'm thinking dean may have said it once, lol.)
Not good or all there mentally but im eating an apple with my top teeth rn because my bottom braces are ouchie and the desperation I feel to eat this is kinda funny and the way the sun is hitting my ugly ass house from the backgarden is kinda beautiful at this second
Been pretty good. Today marks a full year of being in full remission so that’s always exciting. I have a dr apt next month so I won’t know for sure yet, but I def treated myself to take out today to feel better :3
@logicheartsoul @mayflower-gal @thehalfbloodfreak @swimmingwolf59 and anyone else reading this!!
Congrats, @sunnie-808 ! And thanks for thinking of me.
Well I have a lingering yeast infection that won’t go away (nearing two months now) and I’ve tried everything under the sun (different topicals, keeping the area cool and dry, other hygiene related things) with limited to no results. It’s getting to the point where it burns every time I sit down and I’m starting to lose my mind a little bit.
lot of terfs have been reblogging this so I may as well publicly state that the woman on the right is modeled with permission after my transfemme friend. if you relate to it as strongly as many of you claim in the tags I urge you to reflect upon that with empathy and compassion about the depth of experiences you truly do share with trans women.
otherwise fuck off I guess. my art is not fuel for your hatred.
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