Desi_depresee

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[desiladyindepressionxx]

So which one of you was going to tell me that Lunar Chronicles exist and most importantly CARSWELL THORNE EXISTS!!!

[sapphire-or-smth]

She's a 10 but she murdered a serial killer and then framed it on a rapist so obviously she's an 11

[writing-prompt-s]

A dating service where matching is based on people’s search history exists. You’re a serial killer. You go on a date with a writer.

[endreams-s]

Serial Killer: metaphorically, if you were to kill someone, how would you do it?

Writer: Air shot between the toes, it’ll look like a heart attack.

Serial Killer who is obviously in love already: *sucks in a breath* ok

[honeypressed]

Writer: how long would it take to die if you were to potentially stab someone in the guts

Serial killer: anywhere from 2 to 30 minutes

Writer, already bringing a ring out: *shaking* thanks

[moonreflectioninthefragglepond]

A++ addition

[tetsuskitten]

Writer: *shows the serial killer the murder scene they’re writing* babe, i’m not sure if this would actually work?

Serial killer: *kisses writer on the forehead and leaves, comes back later, a suspicious scent of blood coming off them* it works baby, you’re doing great

[tigerliliesandcherryblossoms]

I LOVE THIS

[vmohlere]

Oh no, murder comedy is my jam

[dynamic-k]

I’m cackling at how wholesome this is

[intothevoid125]

I love this my gods

[examishbookwyrm]

I’ve only ever seen this in screenshots. Legendary

[desiladyindepressionxx]

My #1 Pinterest post which brought me to Tumblr

[desiladyindepressionxx]

SadFact- For every Pip-Ravi to meet , one Andie-Sal will have to die

[desiladyindepressionxx]

We know Emma Myers is the perfect Pip , but fucking hell Asha Banks is the living, breathing Cara

[desiladyindepressionxx]

Can we take a minute to appreciate how damn awesome the bg music in agggtm's trailer was

[hawthornesbiggestfan]

i am very proudly claiming my "fan before the show came out" badge for agggtm

[desiladyindepressionxx]

When the show comes out , if any living , breathing person makes thirst traps and what not on Max Hastings , believe me you won't be living and breathing anymore.

[whimsywraith]

The fucking shivers of disgust I got when Max said ‘you’re a good girl, Pip’ in the AGGGTM trailer like get away from my girl 😭😭

Anyway the trailer was so fucking cool ?? I’m in love with Emma Myers ?? And the music was so cool lol I don’t know why I love it so much

And the first PipRavi scene my loves ❤️

I’m so so excited for the series omg it’s going to be amazing

[desiladyindepressionxx]

'Real man wear floral when trespassing ' is such a iconic line. It's my source of happiness. I love reading it . Its my daily medicine, my weekly energy, my monthly inspiration and my yearly motivation. This is the only reason I am still alive. I was born to love and enjoy that, long may it continue.

[heylsgowt]

[desiladyindepressionxx]

What is Papa ki pari and Maa ki rani?? I am Papa ki mazdoor and Maa ki naukrani

[jochona]

what my humour has come down to

[desiladyindepressionxx]

There are probably many ways to find Bengalis in this app . Reading a very bad joke written in bengali was the one for me

[desiladyindepressionxx]

No but, "Tu meri adhuri pyaas-pyaas , tu aa gyi maan ko ras-ras, Ab toh tu aaja paas paas " sounds like something a vampire would say

[desiladyindepressionxx]

~Murga kya jane ande ka kya hoga~

~Life milegi ya tave mein fry hoga~

~Koi na Jane apna future kya hoga ~

Honto ghuma , setee bajaa , setee bajake bol

Bhaiyaa All izz welllll, Arey bhaiyaa All izz well

[desiladyindepressionxx]

I learn a lot from my mistakes. So I make more mistakes to learn more . Knowledge is power after all :)

[desiladyindepressionxx]

I have got only one skill in my life and that's muskill