Desmetiana

An in-character blog for the Guild Wars 2 character Desmetiana. Sylvari Necromancer. Nightbloom. Order Of Whispers Agent. Bee Enthusiast. Minion Hugger.

[desmetiana]

Nepenthes Hamata (Bladed armor!)

[historical-rp-memes]

{ Put a rumour about my muse in my inbox and my character will react to it }

[aetherochemistry-deactivated202]

RP Memes: Music edition!

Send a symbol and I’ll show you…

♬ - A battle theme for my muse

♭  - A sad song that I associate with my muse

😀 - A happy or upbeat song that I associate with my muse

🤑 - A song that embodies my muse’s jealousy

😡  - A song that embodies my muse’s aggression/angst

🔥 - A song that embodies my muse’s lust or passion   

💓 - A song that embodies the muse’s love for another

♪  - A song that my muse would dance to

♮ - A song that I use for BGM during RP

🎼 - An instrumental song (with no lyrics) that I associate with my muse

♩ - A song with lyrics that I associate with my muse

🎵 - A song that reminds me of my muse’s backstory

🎚️ - A cultural piece that suits my muse

🎤- A song that my muse would sing

📯 - A song featuring instruments that my muse would play

🎶 - A song that gets the mun into the muse’s headspace

🥁 -  A song with percussion that I associate with my muse

🎻 - A song featuring classical stringed instruments that I associate with my muse

🎸 - A song featuring guitars that I associate with my muse

🔀 - A song that is outside of the mun’s usual taste, but still associated with the muse

💀 - A song that would be played to portray my muse’s death or passing

💿 - A random song from my playlist, and an explanation of how my it could relate to my muse 

👪 - A song that embodies my muse’s relationship (with another muse of the asker’s choice!)

💕- A song that reminds me of my muse’s relationship with their partner

❣️ - A song my muse would dedicate to their loved ones

🖤 - A song that my muse would dedicate to someone they hate or dislike

🎊 - A song that I could see my muse celebrating or partying to

🎃 - A holiday-themed song that suits my muse

[wearethewall]

Ask me things so that I don’t have to fucking be productive.

[therealrahar]

yes yes yes i like music asks ask me something for any character of mine

[nogoodwitch-deactivated20180731]

mbmbam sentence starters!

taken from various podcast episodes and the tv series! 

“idiot can’t make his own pancakes, how pathetic.” 

“what would you do if an arby’s manager punched you in the face?”

“shooting guys with master chief, my best friend.” 

“is bronze bulletproof?” 

“i would like to formally request that you start referring to me as ‘king nuggets’.” 

“for a fifty i would fight everyone around me in a one hundred foot radius.” 

“you dumb piece of shit.” 

“does anybody know how to curse a real sword?” 

“can you curse a nerf sword?” 

“it seems like you’re upset about literally every word in this sentence.” 

“don’t do a hit.” 

“i’m too fucking strong and way too fucking sexy to be murdered in this shower right now.” 

“you’re too strong to be killed.” 

“no one has died listening to a beyonce song.” 

“you thought the psycho was out there? surprise, the psycho is in here.” 

“i use the beyonce to keep me pumped up to kill somebody.” 

“batman jokes aside…” 

“this makes me so mad i could bust a nut.” 

“you’ve made me so frustrated i’m seriously about to bust a nut right here.” 

“i think if I see a guy in a bolo tie, i know it’s time to party.”

“you know what? boners are beautiful and that’s the way of life.”

“would you be shocked to find that the best ways to find demons is on yahoo answers?”

“can you cook and eat the beans from a beanbag chair?”

“i’m talkin’ ‘bout that dank herb!”

“i just take a lot of naps.”

“so many of emotions are hunger based.” 

“oh no no no no no.” 

“i’m not gonna be here one day. it’s all gonna stop one day.”

“she is a pure being of light.” 

“if you need me, i’m on my mobile.” 

“what do i say when i touch his dick?” 

“that’s like the sweetest dick.” 

“so this is the clown box.” 

“i abandoned my boy!” 

“abstinence until i die.” 

“yo, what the fuck, dog?”

“i’m the protector and king of chillidelphia.” 

“fuck you, nerds!” 

“i’m ready to bust a nut in this job.” 

“young, dumb and full of…you know.” 

“you’re a jerk person.” 

“LIGHT THIS MOTHERFUCKER UP.” 

“EAT THAT SHIT, _______!” 

“premarital sex is only gonna get you one thing; pleasure. the second one is babies.” 

“just to prove that i’m gonna rip a phonebook in half.” 

[aetherochemistry-deactivated202]

RP Askbox Memes: The Darker Aspects of Life.

(TW! Some of these detail sensitive situations and darker themes!

🚬 - What are some of your muses’s vices? have they tried to quit, or are they content with these habits?

🚭 - Do they approve of immoral behavior, or are they more of a straight-edge?

💉 - Specifically, are they addicted to any substances or immoral behavior patterns? (Bonus points if you outline why!)

🔒 - Is your muse secretive? If so, why?

❌- Something terrible that my muse has done, but frequently denies in the face of others (or themselves)

✂ - Their thoughts on revenge.

🔥 - If applicable, do they lean more toward sadism or masochism?

👊 - Have they ever gotten into a fist fight before? (Bonus points if you mention what caused the fight and how it turned out!)

🌊 - Have they ever come close to drowning (Or have they caused someone else to drown?)

🌈 - Are they the type to put on a face and act like things are hunky dory when in reality they aren’t?

🐍 - Would they ever keep a dangerous animal around?

💀 - Have they ever killed before? (Bonus points if you mention why!)

💰 - Have they ever stolen before? If so, what did they steal and why?

👀 - Had your muse ever witnessed a crime and looked the other way? (Bonus points for specifics!)

💣- Do they have an affinity for large and/or dangerous weapons?

✨ - (If applicable) Would they prefer using “good” or beneficial magic, or would they be liable to prefer malignant and evil magic instead?

🔫 - Discuss a murder or a crime your muse has committed.

🎭 - Do they have a conscience, or are they cold-blooded?

😉 - Do they have any qualms with manipulating others to get what they want?

👄 - Are they attracted to immoral behavior? If so, what specifically are they drawn to?

📢 - Would they be more likely to report a crime to the authorities, or be more inclined to look the other way?

🗽 - Do they support government institutions, or do they favor anarchy instead?

💄 - Would they seduce another person in order to manipulate them?

🏆 - Are they type to take credit for someone else’s achievements?

⚡ - In their eyes, do the ends justify the means?

👿 - Are they petty?

💲 - Would they ever kill or commit crimes for money?

[ohmyaranea]

Send in a ❣ for a random kiss.

a shy kiss. 

a forehead kiss.

a cheek kiss.

a nuzzle kiss.

a neck kiss.

a hand kiss. 

a hug + kiss combo. 

a dying kiss. 

a bleeding / bloody kiss. 

an assertive kiss. 

a nonchalant / uninterested kiss. 

a kiss to your muse’s shoes. 

a blown kiss. 

a sad / crying kiss. 

a quick kiss. 

a happy kiss.

a teasing / sensual kiss. 

a platonic kiss. 

a clumsy kiss

a kiss of your choosing! ( requested by the sender! )

[krossart]

Commission for @desmetiana

[desmetiana]

It’s a Des! So spoopy.

[discworldquotes]

Cats are like witches. They don’t fight to kill, but to win. There is a difference. There’s no point in killing an opponent. That way, they won’t know they’ve lost, who is beaten and knows it. There’s no triumph over a corpse, but a beaten opponent, who will remain beaten every day of the remainder of their sad and wretched life, is something to treasure.

Terry Pratchett, Witches Abroad (via discworldquotes)

[talesofnowherepodcast]

30 Days of Character Development Challenge

1.) Describe your character’s relationship with their mother or their father, or both. Was it good? Bad? Were they spoiled rotten, ignored? Do they still get along now, or no? 2.) What are your characters most prominent physical features? 3.) Name one scar your character has, and tell us where it came from. If they don’t have any, is there a reason? 4.) How vain is your character? Do they find themselves attractive? 5.) What’s your character’s ranking on the KINSEY SCALE? 6.) Describe your character’s happiest memory. 7.) Is there one event or happening your character would like to erase from their past? Why? 8.) Day of Favorites! What’s your character’s favorite ice cream flavor? Color? Song? Flower? 9.) Who does your character trust? 10.) Can you define a turning point in your character’s life? Multiples are acceptable. 11.) Is there an animal you equate with your character? 12.) How is your character with technology? Super savvy, or way behind the times? Letters or email? 13.) What does your character’s bed look like when he/she wakes up? Are the covers off on one side of the bed, are they all curled around a pillow, sprawled everywhere? In what position might they sleep? 14.) How does your character react to temperature changes such as extreme heat and cold? 15.) Is your character an early morning bird or a night owl? 16.) Are there any blood relatives that your character is particularly close with, besides the immediate ones? Cousins, Uncles, Grandfathers, Aunts, et cetera. Are there any others that your character practically considers a blood relative? 17.) What’s your character’s desk/workspace look like? Are they neat or messy? 18.) Is your character a good cook? What’s their favorite recipe, whether they’re good or not? (Microwave mac-and-cheese applies.) 19.) What’s your character’s preferred means of travel? 20.) Does your character have any irrational fears? 21.) What would your character’s CUTIE MARK be? 22.) If your character could time travel, where would they go? 23.) Is your character superstitious? 24.) What might your character’s ideal romantic partner be? 25.) Describe your character’s hands. Are they small, long, calloused, smooth, stubby? 26.) Second day of favorites! Favorite comfort food, favorite vice, favorite outfit, favorite hot drink, favorite time of year, and favorite holiday. 27.) Pick two songs that describe your character at two different points of their life, and explain why you chose them. 28.) If your character’s life was a genre, what would it be? 29.) How does your character smell? Do they wear perfume or cologne? 30.) And finally: Write a letter to your character, from yourself.

Not sure where this originally came from, but I jacked it from steel-tempest

[typhoro]

This should be fun

[lightbringervi]

Just for you Ty, I will give it a shot. ))

[saskiaclarke]

I did this for Vi about 2 years ago. Now I’m going to do it for Saskia. ))

[desmetiana]

Meeee too!

[desmetiana]

Elsa: What's something you feel like you lack self-control over?

Right now? My magic. Sorta. The flood of ley energy from the death of Mordremoth has left me feeling overwhelmingly powerful at certain times.It's not the raw power that I can generate for certain magic, it's the precision and finesse spells that end up more potent than I want them to be. It's frustrating to not be able to produce the power necessary to make a spell effective but it's...unnerving to not be able to dial it down when necessary.I'd been working hard on my precision at the suggestion of Kordiceps before all this and now it feels like it's been a waste.

[desmetiana]

Book Of Life: Desmetiana

AMBITION

You have a strong sense of potential and an intense drive to accomplish difficult things. The core of this is your ability to hold together the big goals and the daily efforts. Where other people’s hopes collapse when they encounter the tedium of the journey, you keep coming back. Oddly, it is actually your ability to endure feeling unheroic that counts. You know the power of working away solidly on what’s in front of you.

AGGRESSION

One part of your character is anger in all its forms: frustration, outrage – and when anger is suppressed – bitterness, grumpiness, and bodily aches. Fundamentally, frustration comes from hope: you get upset because you expect your life will be more than a valley of tears. One way to deny aggression is to direct it inwards, as self-criticism. But you’re at your best when you acknowledge anger, and act it out clearly and in a focussed way, with honour.

RESILIENCE

You have a tendency, after a setback, to turn your emotions towards restriving. What attracts you is the idea of wiping out a humiliation by resumed action – overcoming weakness, repressing your fear. Because part of your motive is pride, you can sometimes be unwilling to admit weakness or to receive aid. But at heart, tour insistence on coming back and never folding has taught you a valuable pessimism: you know that important journeys are never easy.

[mofobian-deactivated20190216]

[desmetiana]

(Shamelessly stolen from Soolers)

[korekhthonia]

Orchid bees are pretty.

[lambeau-leap]

[desmetiana]

Garden honey harvest!

[desmetiana]

"Watch out!"

She knew better than to question the Lightbringer mid-combat and dove to the ground immediately, the swish of a sword was audible just above her head. Des rolled over to defend herself but before she could enter her shroud an arrow sprouted from the neck of the mordrem standing over her. Wherever Kieran was hiding he was certainly enjoying himself.

[desmetiana]

necromancer: RISE.

necromancer: RISE. RISE UP.

necromancer: RISE BEFORE ME

necromancer: RISE MY CREATION

bread: *does nothing*

necromancer: fuck i forgot the yeast