worlds worst accident

baomo, 22, skfs, megumi enthusiast, i write sometimes

[celebime-deactivated20250426]

[mychemicalraymance]

bride to be….

[yuujies]

jujutsu kaisen - fushiguro megumi

[desolationiero]

i have risen from the dead and this is now a jujutsu kaisen account

[desolationiero]

this is a game of thrones account now fuck you

[newusernamepending]

Female, presenting nipples.

[arthistorianmindswirls]

I tried to resist reblogging this but I failed

[thebootydiaries]

me [searching the beach with my child]: sorry honey, doesn't look like there's any sand dollars left

child: can't the ocean just make more of them?

me: and cause inflation? destroy the sand economy? jesus christ Tiffany, use your head

[lovecorp-deactivated20180525]

sjsfjh imagine if tumblr had memories like facebook does 

[lovecorp-deactivated20180525]

one year ago today you posted: “i wish i could fucking eat dirt like a worm"

[terrapincentury-deactivated2018]

remember wgen the eggplant emoji meant …. well … *blushes and runs off* **a crow pecks at phone and sends this post**

jdjdicoockgkrkr <<crow message

[ventrue]

where am i

[personsonable-deactivated201908]

where you belong

[winemom-culture]

Me: *is feeling bad* Also me: *can’t think of a way to make it funny* Brain: can’t talk about it then

[diet-nicotine]

[sunflowerbutch]

god released me into the wild and now he’s hunting me for sport

[deceptipup]

bad news everyone

i exist

[help-mywife]

help, my wife got wine drunk and tried to set our marriage certificate on fire, saying “good luck trying to return me without the receipt”

[sailorhomoputo]

I’m starting to think some of you guys are gay.

[208-archive]

[merkra]