cas

[mermaidpanties]

I took my rubber band out of my hair and it formed a perfect treble clef.

[chebbienicole]

I cannot reblog this enough

[mermaidpanties]

Why is this still getting notes

[theoriginalpurpledogpalace]

because a treble clef is at the beginning of every bar so there must be notes to follow

[mermaidpanties]

Wowie that was a good one

[morphynex]

http://a-la-mierda-el-mundo-bitches.tumblr.com/

AHS Coven 

[9595min]

[crusherccme]

found this gem in the 1996 Cornell Women’s Handbook. it’s what to say when a guy tries to get out of using a condom

[daichisthickthighs-deactivated2]

i just love the sassy ones

‘it doesn’t feel good’ ‘neither does sleeping alone bitch’ ‘maybe u should try the next size down lol’

[roboticutie]

‘it spoils the mood’ ‘so does your attitude’

[meetmeatthetrevi]

I can’t handle how much I love this bunny

[spaceexp]

Comparison of first Jupiter pics and today’s pics

via reddit

[janeshepnerd]

where is that picture of a cartoon cat wearing four high heels that goes around every halloween to help people with anxiety

[janeshepnerd]

[shavingryansprivates-deactivate]

[the-main-diloolie]

#i love that their solution is just to beat the shit out of it

[cactusrabbit-deactivated2019120]

*THWAP*

[thecutestofthecute]

And how the white and orange cat jumps every time the other one whaps it omfg

[spicy-vaginal-tacos]

If your family ever feels dysfunctional just remember that my parents got divorced and didn’t tell each other where they were moving to so they ended up moving in the same neighborhood and becoming neighbors

[spicy-vaginal-tacos]

My life is literally a sitcom

[blackbark]

just dropped the fucking sun into my bath, nbd

[julieraven]

are you sure that isn’t the egg from the triwizard tournament

[mcckingbirds-deactivated2017100]

here have some ed sheeran

[balancingcomposures]

[vocaroo]

[vocaroo]

me pulling a knife on my grandma

[and-exhaleee]

IS SHE WEARING A LIFE ALERT

[vocaroo]

yes and she’s gonna need it

[elisabethbaaaby]

[visanepic]

[micdotcom]

Watch: Lillian is a burlesque dancer and her TEDx talk nails the key to positive body image

[lazuli43]

[shimmerangels-deactivated201804]

DOGE IS ON MY DASH IN 2015 THIS ISN’T REAL