uhhh.... beesechurger??

Hey I'm human, or at least a very convincing bot that has a crisis of identity on the horizon He/Him

[marstheluminary]

Our hand, our eyes

[sourtrot-deactivated20250818]

every time i look at v1 refs i learn something new

[friedri-ce]

humgy

[fiafey]

ecstasy

[virtualtear00]

Girl who says she's fine

[suguimotoink]

Kaladin, Stormblessed

FUCKING LOVE MY BOY

No spoiler please D: i just finished book 2(book 3 will be released soon in Brazil)

[despondentnuzzy]

EVERYONE PLEASE CHECK OUT MY FRIENDS ART HES FUCKING AMAZING

[cosmor]

i’m sorry but this is what i instantly thought of when i saw izutsumi coughing

[forineffablereasons]

Snakes had back legs for 70 million years before losing them, new fossil shows

Snake evolution has intrigued scientists for years because they knew that these complex vertebrates once had limbs and adapted over time to live without them in dramatic fashion.

if dinosaurs are just a joke that archaeologists haven’t understood yet, god is playing this joke on crowley specifically 

[anoyingwarlock]

*reads the title*

My brain:

[forineffablereasons]

thank you for your service

[ellenripleysbelieveitornot]

I’m sorry, but I felt the need to add my own take

[omanomagon]

Here are my contributions

[neil-gaiman]

Gimme an O. Gimme an M. Let me hear a G…

[red-white-black]

Omg the big man himself reblogged it omg

[wheeloffortune-design]

*scoots up to the Angel of the Eastern Gate*

[baddywronglegs]

You don’t get much wronger legs than snake legs

[10-4ward]

What would fix your blorbo?

A hug

A gun (blorbo is not the problem here)

8 hours of uninterrupted sleep every night

A found family that is not involved in armed conflicts

Sudden responsibility for a small child

A heartfelt apology from their parents

Getting arrested for their crimes

A comprehensive and fully funded healthcare plan

10,000,000 USD

Shaken roughly by the shoulders while someone yells "GET AHOLD OF YOURSELF"

Voting ended onApr 14, 2024

[uinferno]

[engagemythrusters]

idea: GNK droid dressed up as a juice box

[engagemythrusters]

juice gonks

[tyquu]

Juice gonks …for you,,,

[despondentnuzzy]

Love these Gender Non Konforming droids

[warped-fungus-on-a-stick]

🐷 pig-rock-riot Follow

i'm fucking tired of everyone ignoring the state of the bastion. it is VISIBLY falling apart and everyone just pretends it's not because nobody wants to admit that the good old days are over. REPAIR THE BASTIONS

🐽 truffleupagus Follow

sorry but this is a bad post. we literally have been repairing the bastions. do you think gilded blackstone just appears there? there is a guy filling in the cracks

🐷 pig-rock-riot Follow

THERE IS A GIANT HOLE IN THE SIDE OF THE BUILDING. IT HAS BEEN THERE FOR THREE MONTHS

👨🏾 steve Follow

i can fill in the hole i have some blocks!

🐷 pig-rock-riot Follow

SNREEK 🗡️

🐽 truffleupagus Follow

SNORT SHRIEEEK 🗡️🩸

🐖 the-baconator Follow

⚔️ HREEK oink oink SREEEK

🥓 gruesome-greg-official Follow

SHREEEEEK SNREEK ONK OINK OINK SHRIEK SNORKKKK 🪓🪓🪓

[warped-fungus-on-a-stick]

[sylvan-librarian]

Yahenni when they realize their new Gatewatch friends have all seen some shit:

[jacebeleren]

oko would conjure fae edibles and then after you eat them hes like "wait did you just eat that? oh no. those edibles were made with Forever Weed-"

[jacebeleren]

HNGRNDKDHAJAGNFMJSFGDS

[orca-iguana]

I spent entirely too long to make a funny joke less funny.

[t4nku-deactivated20240405]

what's more fucked up

finding out you're secretly a robot

finding out you're secretly a clone

Voting ended onApr 2, 2024

[t4nku-deactivated20240405]

you're required to participate in this poll btw. i need data

[permian-tropos]

tumblr what is wrong with you first the walrus vs fairy thing and now this? are you saying it's less fucked up to find out you're not a biological organism than find out you're a human created from one parent-twin who is genetically identical to you?

[despondentnuzzy]

I answered clone and then I saw someone in the comments say they said clone as well because with autism we kind of already feel like robots and fuck me that is a big mood at times.

[jacebeleren]

oko would conjure fae edibles and then after you eat them hes like "wait did you just eat that? oh no. those edibles were made with Forever Weed-"

[jacebeleren]

HNGRNDKDHAJAGNFMJSFGDS

[mollyjames]

He did this to Kenrith

[jacebeleren]

LMAOOOOOOO

[wombrion]