"It warms the cockles of my heart"

This blog is dedicated to destiel, cockles and supernatural. You can send me prompts, sometimes I write. This blog is rated T for "trash" 

[jimiyoong]

wow

[ithelpstodream]

[dadhopper-deactivated20171203]

Titanic where everything is the same but winona ryder plays Jack and we get to see her and Kate winslet fall in love

[destielissoqueerlike]

And they survive in the end because they’re not fucking dumb like a man and both get on the goddamn piece of floating wood amen

[safety-officer-barto-deactivate]

“Salt and Pepper Diner is John Mulaney’s funniest bit” is Xanax/Prostate Exam erasure and I will not stand for it

[officialqueer]

The overlooking of “The One Thing You Can’t Replace” is a criminal act.

[jewishdragon]

LISTEN, I WAS JUST WATCHING JOHN MULANEY AND I RAISE YOU

[bisexualgambit]

HOW COULD YOU NOT SAY DELTA AIRLINES????

[kurtwagnermorelikekurtwagnerd]

Bill Clinton Never Forgets A Bitch, Ever

[safety-officer-barto-deactivate]

The responses to this post have been so amazing because it’s reminded me, and I’m sure many others, of just how many hilarious bits John Mulaney has other than s&pd

[incendiarysongbird]

okay, but eighth graders

[doorstoplord]

….. could be a nursery.

[awesomealfry]

being 12 years old on anotger continent is a great alibi

[starry-nightengale]

“Why buy the cow, question mark?”

[tgwdlmreprised]

THAT TALL CHILD LOOKS TERRIBLE

[0rangeleader-deactivated2022100]

And then. He ordered one black coffee for himself.

And kept driving.

[abyssfemme]

LOOK AT THAT HIGH WAISTED MAN, HE GOT FEMININE HIPS

[silly-slacker-person]

“We gon play jacks down at the soda fountain”

NOBODY KNOWS WHAT YOU’RE TALKING ABOUT YOU IDIOT

Y'know, how you talk to your grandma?

[eclipsebykimlipmp3-deactivated2]

hello? HUSH

[bakvvas-deactivated20181218]

Eat ass, suck a dick, and sell drugs.

[mulaneysbutt]

“What’s wrong?”

“You wouldn’t even understand if I told you…”

[eeriewhooshing]

Craig and Stacia are looking for a two-story A-frame that’s near Craig’s job in the downtown but also satisfies Stacia’s need to be near the beach which is nowhere near Craig’s job! With three children and nine on the way, and a max budget of $7, let’s see what Lori Jo can do on this week’s episode of You Don’t Deserve a Beach House!

[h0ldthiscat]

“Awww, she’s ugly!”

“Awww, she’s BEAUTIFUL. She’s ENCHANTING.”

[destielissoqueerlike]

On Law and Order they can't say the F word, but people will walk around being like "looks like the victim had anal contusions"

[destielissoqueerlike]

Have you read Overture by alternaurora? I think they have removed it and it was one of my favourites, seriously amazing:( do you know if it’s still available as a pdf somewhere?x

oh, I heard of it but I’m not sure I ever read it? It’s a shame they took it down

[meekaleeks]

just a reminder that they were roommates

[destielissoqueerlike]

oh my god, they were roommatesss

[icecream-suga]

Love, I have Wounds I Taekook

WORDCOUNT: 28k

STATUS: ongoing

RATING: Explicit

CHAPTERS: 2/4

SUMMARY:  Jungkook meets Taehyung in a dirty club with terrible music and harsh lights that color his skin blue. Jungkook has just started feeling lonely when he meets Taehyung, who seems to have been lonely his entire life.

READ ON AO3

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[yoonmin]

his smile ♡

[j-hopearchive]

[yoonmin]

yoongi’s story must’ve been really fascinating

[icecream-suga]

Yoongi + Snow

[bts0715]

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[byunlucid]

SHUT UP DJDKSLDLS THE SLANDER

[allforbts]

© FLAME | Do not edit.

[yoonggi]

♡

[icecream-suga]

Spring Day + Wide angles

[icecream-suga]

BIGHIT TRYING TO KILL US ALL?