dadsspaghetti

I don't really know what to write here. My name is Kelly James. A fear of mine is that real life people will find me on the Internet. Oh god. And I'm saying god ironically because guess what? I don't believe in him/it/them. I am interested in supernatural, Sherlock, doctor who, adventure time, Star Trek, welcome to night vale, avatar the last airbender, and I'm sure I'm leaving some out. Oh yeah! And I have a thing for beards

[marinasvevo]

[moonlightsdreaming]

Princess Fashion Collection by HigSousa

[m-azing]

imagining your otp doing the forehead touch is literally the most important thing in the whole world. everybody take a second and stop scrolling and imagine your otp doing the forehead touch. okay. you can move on now.

[destielsass-butt-blog]

jesus: mom i told you i didn't want a big party

mary: THE WHOLE WORLD WILL CELEBRATE EVERY YEAR

[end0skeletal]

[sandflake]

I dearly wish that people would view their bodies as they view flowers…

Veins everywhere?

gorgeous~

Skin patches? Birthmarks?

hella rad~

Scars? Stretch marks?

beautiful~

Freckles? Moles? Acne scars?

heckie yeah~

Large? Curvy?

lovely~

Small? Thin?

charming~

Missing a few pieces?

handsome as ever~

Feel like you just look weird?

you’re fantastic looking~

[destielsass-butt-blog]

90% of conversations with me

me: who is that

me: what are you talking about

me: I don't know what that is

me: wait what

[everybidenjusthavegoodtime]

when a cop yells “freeze” you can yell back “now everybody clap yo hands” and he is required by law to start clapping or else he will be arrested for treason and possibly deported from the country

[andernina]

Can we talk about how Anne Hathaway’s husband Adam Shulman looks a bit like William Shakespeare… who had a wife named Anne Hathaway?

[nosdrinker]

damn the illuminati’s not even trying anymore

[casey-jane-lewis]

I guess you could say that when Anne hath a Will, Anne Hathaway

[whitehufflepuff]

No

[conservacat]

okay I have to reblog for that pun

#mandatory

[phylocalist]

i found these cards on the mall and i wanted to buy like 3 of each

[tcnystarkss]

this fucking cast they actually put the names of their characters on their chairs when they were casting AND EVANS HAS DUMBBELLS ON HIS CHAIR this is fucking if this isn’t proof that marvel grows their actors on fucking trees on a farm idek what is.

[sagihairius]

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[yeahmicah]

[the-star-stuff-blog]

The Grand Canyon seen from space!

One of the most spectacular features the planet Earth has to offer is the Grand Canyon, a large 277 miles (445 km) long, and about about 18 MILES (28 km) wide, stretch of chasm that is located in Arizona (USA). 

Credit: NASA

[pruningthisbranch-deactivated20]

omg i crying I was looking for a shirt with stars on it and this is what comes up 

JEW CHAINZ

[bigbardafree]

true story i knew a kid at my jewish youth group who used to wear this huge jewish star chain and we had a visiting rabbi come to talk to us about something or another and he asked us a question this kid raised his hand to answer and the rabbi was like

"i see 50 Shekels here knows the answer"

[pruningthisbranch-deactivated20]

[nahhhkev-deactivated20150212]

this is on a level that i cannot reach

[destielsass-butt-blog]

But did it work?

[thepurdypurdy-blog]

THIS PHOTO WAS TAKEN LAST WEEK AT MY LOCAL KMART. YES, THAT IS A SEALED VHS TAPE OF JIMMY NEUTRON THE MOVIE, IN 2014, AT KMART, SITTING NEXT TO DVDS AND BLU-RAYS, PRICED AT $8.99 

To give perspective, this film was released on VHS in 2002 and has been sitting unopened in a Kmart store for 12 years, longer than children now in middle school. 

Plain proof that no one does inventory or gives a shit at any Kmart anywhere. Someone could probably live in Kmart and have no one notice. 

[joebarborak]

In 2001, I did an experiment for school about the idea of living in a big-box store like this. I selected a busy 24hr Meijer, which is a midwest-only combination of Marts both K and Wal. I entered the store on a lovely friday afternoon, and didn’t leave the store until the following sunday evening. I read the entire magazine section, played all of the demos of the games in the electronics section, and beat minesweeper on my phone innumerable times. I ate at the pizza parlour they’d just installed, and slept on the display furniture. I wandered around the racks during the day, bored out of my skull. I considered buying frozen burritos and asking one of the employees if they had a breakroom where I could microwave them, but that felt like it wouldn’t truly answer the question if someone could live in a Meijer; I’d be using resources that weren’t public.

The only time I was ever asked if I needed any help was on sunday morning around 8am, and then it was only waking me up to ask me if I was drunk and had wandered in that night and fell asleep on their displays. I said, “no, I’m fine, I’m just trying this futon.” and was left alone.

The people that work there really don’t care.

[britney2007spears]

u lived in a k-mart

[zzazu]

This is the most magical thing I’ve ever had the privilege of reading

[casey-jane-lewis]

you deserve a book deal and a movie just for the phrase ‘marts both k and wal’ 

[screenspender-blog]

liquor before beer youre in the clear

beer before liquor youll be okay dont be a little bitch