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toskarin

oh my god it hurts

toskarin

and it's going to hurt forever

toskarin

every now and then I see people passing screencaps of these posts around, and in the months after I made this post there were people checking in on me assuming I was going through grief or depression or something

to set the record straight, the context is that I had covid and was bleeding from my throat and lungs, but for some ungodly reason, I was feverishly driven to drink lemonade and kept screaming and writhing because I was pouring fizzy lemon juice on open throat wounds

lakevida

defunctland episode released immediately upon your death chronicling all failed career paths and relationships and somehow michael eisner is still at fault

i-amsoup

Can it be released the day before? I’d really want to watch it.

lakevida

only for patreon subscribers

wolfythewitch

I bet I could string Odysseus' bow (the string snaps back and cuts off my dick)

bloominglotuus

you’d look so good losing an argument to me

miiilowo

"I think I hauve covid" is sort of the modern man's anime nosebleed

mayahart

THE GOOD PLACE (2016—2020) cr. Michael Schur

pissvortex

easel-eisel

are you mad that the villain identified me as the most impactful party member to mind control

contemptible-scoundrel

tch... so it's an alliance out of necessity, huh...?

coelii

pangur-and-grim

"Claws like sharpened bananas shot toward me."

this sentence is

good

bad

Voting ended onJun 20

pangur-and-grim

ITS EVOCATIVE! LIKE GREAT BIG HUGE BANANAS EXCEPT SHARP!

pangur-and-grim

YOU DO IT ON ONE OF THESE! OBVIOUSLY!!!

pangur-and-grim

a lot of people are very angry with me over this, but I'd just like you to sit down and imagine a banana. maybe a green one so it's extra firm. if you need it to be harder, you can toss it in the freezer.

and that brown end? the hard bit? pencil sharpener. or sharpened with a blade. are you following me? now, attach six of those to a harpy.

yeah. I think you're seeing the vision. you can apologize to me any time you're ready

pangur-and-grim

check in time:

I see the vision

it's still really bad

Voting ended onJul 11

pangur-and-grim

GOD DAMN IT!

pitchdarkedge

ostensible-adult

I hope this comes across as positive/complimentary: I'm reminded of the art teacher who is quoted somewhere on tumblr as saying approximately

I do not like this style. I will never like this style. ... My biggest criticism is that I merely dislike this [art project]. Make me hate it. Make me furious over how much fun you're having with this thing I hate.

You don't need that teacher's advice, though. You're already having so much fun that tumblr is furious.

escuerzoresucitado

stah-l

nightpenguins

(based off of nighthawks by edward hopper)

wifehaver103947

imagine cloth mother and wire mother in family court competing for custody of the baby monkey

clothmotherofficial

I Have Softness For You

officialwiremother

i have milk for you

babymonkeyofficial

Stop.

kingsolomonofficial

Cut the baby monkey in half

razzmothazz

still caring about internet friends you lost touch with years ago is so embarrassing. yeah i had a deam we met up irl recently. the last time we spoke was maybe 7-8 years ago. i still wear the laces we randomly decided was a sign of our friendship. i dont know what any of your socials are or if youre even active on any. sometimes i see someones art resemble yours and i wonder for hours. do you still go by that name you chose? whenever i see it i wonder if its you. we couldve passed each other in this vastness a thousand times and not have a clue.

razzmothazz

we were lonely kids having fun together. do you remember?

junewild

i think the scientology speedrunners should start visiting the hospital mitch mcconnell is supposed to be in. i think it would be enriching for them

pathogenflock

"he would not fucking say that" but about injuries. he would not fucking recover that quickly. those scars would not fucking heal like that. he would not be fucking able bodied after that. he would not be fully lucid after that.