[janellemnicole]

[thnkfilm]

[sallysdurants]

[middle-aged-women-worship]

THIS IS THE BEST THING SINCE JESUS

[lauramercierbodyscrub]

SHE HAS THE BEST LAUGH

[subtubitles]

[pennyroyalorange]

[kaatnisseverdeen]

[nhlredwings]

[fluorideuraniumcarbonpotassium]

I wish people could just say how they feel like ‘Hey I really don’t like when you do that to me’ or ‘Hey I’m in love with you’ or ‘Hi I really miss you and I think about you all the time’ without sounding desperate. Why can’t everyone be painfully honest and just save people the trouble.

Unknown (via bl-ossomed)

[alicesaurusfragilis-blog]

this next trick is a little something i like to call “bulking out my bibliography with articles I barely looked at”

[ardatli]

“Works Sighted”

[yikkityyakkity]

[doctorwhogeneration]

Carrie always tweets great and true things

[twitterlols]

me

[thenewinquiry]

[lusingata]

[ruecian]

they’ve been playing the same goddamn M&Ms christmas commercial for the past 8 years

[toytowns]

he does exist!

[3tno-moved-deactivated20190902]

they do exist

[ruecian]

oohh….*faints*

[cest-la-m0rt-deactivated2018050]

santa?

[usbdongle-deactivated20200531]

eight years what the fuck are you talking about that commerical is from 19-goddamn-96

thats not 8 years

that;s 18 years

[spacetoasty]

WHAT

[ruecian]

it’s that time of the year again. time to bring back this reminder.

[fluffybunnybadass]

okay but Campbell’s is still playing that one chicken noodle snowman one, right? And that one I remember from an even EARLIER age

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from 1993. thats 22 years ago

this commercial has been playing for 22 years. 

[fluffybunnybadass]

thank you for reminding us all that the holiday ads never really change

[puppymoth]

okay but

this one’s from 1989

26 years

[hashtagloveloses]

marketing strategy: if it ain’t broke don’t fix it

[pinkcookiedimples-deactivated20]

I THOUGHT THE KISSES ONE WAS RELATIVELY NEW

[afpe]

Vintage commercials are my aesthetic.

[lunulata-deactivated20221105]

I think my favorite panic-fueled response to a petitioner was when someone came up to me in Union Square and said “Hi, would you care to sign our petition for LGBT rights?” and I just blurted out “I’m already gay” and the person, taken aback, said “Well, that’s… nice.” and I said “It really is. Goodbye.” and just walked into the closest store to escape.

[raptorific]

one time I was on my way to a final and this clipboard person was aggressively trying to stand in my way and saying “excuse me sir, can you take just one minute?” and I was like “I’m sorry I’m on my way to a final” and they said “just takes a minute to save a mountain” and I panicked because clearly the truth of why I had to go wasn’t working so I just said the first thing that came to mind which was “Sorry I hate mountains”

[lunulata-deactivated20221105]

This is maybe my favorite response to this post, holy shit.

[naturaekos]

I am lonely, yet not everybody will do. I don’t know why, some people fill the gaps but other people emphasize my loneliness.

Anais Nin (via naturaekos)