Emisnotonfire

Matching pfp with @antiadvil. they/them

[notsosaucystuff]

For Ender @notsosubtlequeer for the @phandomgiftexchange.

Your love-

easy like Sunday morning

warm coffee, soft sighs

no place to be

but here

in the quiet of your eyes.

-Unknown

[finally-figured-it-out]

There was a young man from Peru

Whose limericks stopped at line two

[finally-figured-it-out]

There once was a man from Verdun

[genteelblackhole42]

There once was a man from the sticks Whose limericks stopped at line six. They were fine till line five Then they took quite a dive — But the problem is easy to fix If you just ignore the last line, it doesn't even follow the rhyme scheme oh god I've really lost control of this thing I'm so sorry...

[shredsandpatches]

There once was a man

From Cork who got limericks

And haiku confused.

[ruckuscauser]

There once was a man from the sticks

Who liked to compose limericks

But he failed at the sport

Because he wrote them too short

[rat-girl-big-tits]

@limerickshere

[fremedon]

There once was a fellow named Dan, Whose poetry never would scan. When told this was so, He replied, "Yes, I know-- It's because I try to squeeze as many syllables into the last line as I possibly can."

[paulgadzikowski]

On Tumblr did lasses and lads Their way with fail poetry had. You're having your fun But you're fooling no one - It takes skill to do something this bad.

[lunetta-suzie-jewel]

my name is cow

and when i see

this tumblr post

it gives me glee

i think real hard

for words to pick

so i can fail

at limerick

[mrvelocipede]

There once was a [person] from [place],

Whose [body part] was [special case].

When [event] would occur,

It would cause [him or her]

To violate [law of time/space].

[ate-a-chili]

[record scratch] [freeze frame]: yeah that's me. that's me in the corner. that's me in the spotlight, losing my religion.

[florafauna-and-fae]

Aroace sticker design ideas!

More subtle version

Get it? Arrow? Ace of hearts? (I'm dumb /lh)

[satan-offical]

are british people even real

We fake the accent in front of people

[jack-the-fool]

Rocky: Grace say Hail Mary archives have all Human media yet Rocky still cannot find classic film Goncharov for movie night statment.

Grace: ....What?

Rocky: Grace not know own earth greatest mafia movie ever made question?

Grace: .......

Grace: What?

[p4nishers]

the project hail mary universe is one of the only ones out there where orpheus turning around actually saved eurydice btw

[invisible-pink-toast]

[martenby]

this clip has been engraved in my head since this pod episode came out

there's definitely been times where I have repeated the phrase "oh babe almost, but you didn't realize that the problem is actually capitalism"

[insomniac-ink]

First pride with Phan being real btw

[danandphilupdates]

dan insta story

3/6/26

[smoothjazzdigit]

Have you guys seen that clip

Go off Kermit

[juliathefacesofevil]

we're just normal men

[oddjoblin]

Why the heck is this dude trying to confirm if the frog puppet is hetrosexual???

[karnalesbian]

assessing the situation before he shoots his shot

[defilerwyrm]

Happy Pride to Kermit the Frog, questioning king

[hellomyblr]

loving the contrast here

duality of phan

[stomachachesxxx]

cat and bear🥹❤️‍🩹

[ahappydnp]

them pushing their beds together to be closer while on tour. another thing I’d read in fic and think wow imagine…

i need to offer a formal apology to everyone who suggested it was a thing they might have done during tatinof era as i scoffed to myself because i thought they could handle one night sleeping separately. i now see the error of my thinking and have grown because of it. i'm truly sorry to dan and phil for assuming they wouldn't bother physically moving hotel furniture

[queerdnp]

actually had to pause the podcast and weep when they talked about pushing hotel twin beds together during tatinof

[apatheticfluorescence]

some hyper famous artists like Van Gogh transcend overratedness and become underrated because they're so normalized. Like I'll look at a van Gogh and I'm like wait this really is amazing you guys don't get it

[headspace-hotel]

Shakespeare is like this

[insufferablepirate]

Every time I see a Van Gogh that’s not one of his better known pieces it absolutely blows me away

Have you seen this shit my liege? smh unreal

[fawnpalmer]

quarterly reminder that if i reblog something ai-generated it is 110% and always an accident and for the love of god please tell me so i can delete it from my blog