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Andrea | 21 | ace | she/her This is a shitposting blog now

[unbotheredmuse]

[winter-butch]

I love you time theft I love you long breaks I love you wasting time in the bathroom I love you texting on the clock

[destructivenerd]

If my luck gets any worse I’m gonna end up inventing an instrument

[thotpatroleum-deactivated202211]

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A Finnish island during all four seasons. Thought this was so cool.

[weirdnessisgood]

[c3rvida3]

I love perfume samples so much. I love the little bottles and I love the little smells. Unparalleled experience.

[c3rvida3]

Matthew Lillard in Scream was my sexual awakening and chemically speaking it made me immune to Hannibal discourse.

[c3rvida3]

Added this to the wrong post. I'll be passing away momentarily.

[spookybuttons-deactivated202101]

thinking about the time they sent me a seven year old autistic patient to investigate if he was suffering abuse because in every psychological test he kept drawing awful monsters

and I start the consultation already miserable as fuck and I give the kid some pen and paper so I can maybe communicate and see what's on his mind

and then I go WAIT A GODDAMN SECOND I KNOW THOSE MONSTERS

turns out the kid just had a special interest in Five Nights at Freddy's

[spookybuttons-deactivated202101]

I pointed at the monster and went "That's Freddy!" and I've never seen a kid that ecstatic in my life

the mom looked at me as if her son and I belonged at the same satanic cult and that's why I knew the names of the demons in his head

I wrote back to psychologist like "I'm not sure how to explain this but looking up five nights at freddys might bring you progress with this patient"

[spookybuttons-deactivated202101]

at some point the nurses realized the autistic children and I were like, Really Vibing

so they decided to highkey just appoint all of them to my day and it took me almost a month to realize that the fact that I kept arriving and finding that all of today’s appointments were autistic children was Not A Coincidence 

anyway this one time there was a kid who was really into christianity but it was like, specifically angels 

so I’m trying to start up a conversation with him and I ask what he’s reading and he goes “do you know what a nephilim is”

and like for one hellish second my soul is suckerpunched out of my body and thrown straight into supernatural-fanfic-on-wattpad hell, and then I reassume control of my flesh prison, ignoring the mental edits of Dean and Castiel making out, and go “Aren’t those the guys who are half human and half angel?”

and the kid was so fucking happy but the mom was staring at me like ‘why are you privy to this bit of occult jesus lore’

and my heathen lesbian of a self just looks at her and goes 

“i love bible”

[superschade]

This reminds me of one of the first clients I worked with as an art therapy intern. Staff were concerned that this 10-year-old boy might be “preoccupied with death” or even had suicidal ideation because he kept drawing pictures of “death-related imagery”.

However, since this boy had ADHD, was on the autism spectrum, and was a recent immigrant who didn’t speak English well, staff couldn’t get him to explain to them what his drawings were about.

I asked to see some of his artwork and immediately realized that the “death-related imagery” that this kid was drawing was actually fanart of Sans, from Undertale.

I remember telling the staff that, while I didn’t expect this to be an easy case, I had a feeling that they needn’t worry about this kid quite so much anymore.

[allthatdivides]

went to the thrift store today there were so many textures there (affectionate)(derogatory)

[allthatdivides]

me, touching a shirt: hee hee hoo hoo texture :D

me, touching a different shirt: OH NO A TEXTURE D:

[destructivenerd]

Wowow I redownoaded tumblr after 5+ years and. The cringe

[everythingstarstuff]

[kaedien]

boot up, Bitch

[awfulbear]

Boot up, Bitch!

[stonesibare-deactivated20190331]

MOOD! #2019goals

[catchymemes]

[stunningpicture]

[social-justice-stuff]

I don’t know shit about photography, but the person who took this shot must be given the highest award of them all.

this is breathtaking

This is now one of my top three favorite photos of all time. 

another one of my favorites

[dailyactress]

Saoirse Ronan, photographed by Ben Rayner for Time Out New York, Feb 2016

[griffinmcelroyspisskink-remade]

i wonder how many “hey guys are super hot no homo tho hahaha” type guys would identify as bisexual if male bisexuality was talked about more often and not like… ignored and forgotten about

[alwaysthewindneverthebird]

ideally i am a mountain witch who collects mushroom and raw berries before sunrise and summons the birds with the soft sound of my voice

[justbrosthings]

[wombshaker]

one thing i realized a while ago is that some crushes are better left as crushes. sometimes, you only like someone because you don’t know enough about them to dislike them.

[your1stpleasurer]

This is so fuckin true