Detailed Notes on the Behaviour of Homo Sapiens

Perspectives of an Outside Observer

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Secrets. Lies. Love. Lust. Betrayal. Freedom. Experience one of the most iconic plays of all time in this brand-new adaptation of Henrik Ibsen's classic play A Doll's House. Nora Helmer is a typical upper middle-class housewife living an exquisitely divine life, as she would say. But there's much more below the surface than she's willing to let on! When an old friend shows up unexpectedly on Christmas Eve, it sets off a chain of events that, over the course of three days, changes Nora's life forever. Get a copy of the script at https://www.amazon.com/Henrik-Ibsens-Dolls-House-Adaptation-ebook/dp/B093V2HCDJ/

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[enidtheghost]

this is no joke. i looked around the reviews of several different candles just in case it could’ve been a single bad batch but nope.

these screenshots are only from like 4 or 5 different candles but i could’ve grabbed plenty more.

y’all, seriously, loss of smell is a possible effect of covid. if things don’t smell/taste as strong as you remember GET TESTED and ISOLATE. if someone you know is complaining about their candles not having a scent, inform them and encourage them to get tested. and wear a fucking mask, y’all.

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What a fuckin metric to see the disease!

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And now a special message from Lizzo to Donald Trump

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President Elect Biden and Vice President Elect Harris

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Trump looking for more votes in Pennsylvania, Nevada, Georgia and Arizona

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*chef’s kiss*

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Anyone else excited?

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Can I get you another slice of cake, Uncle Angelo?

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Wouldn’t even go near those people

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Blanche: We are going away on a romantic trip to Martha's Vineyard with Jeff and Rich and Randy. In this day and age it might be a good idea to take along some...protection.

Rose: What kinda protection?

Dorothy: Two armed ANTIFA members...No, Blanche is talking about...

Rose: Trolli's Sour Worms?

Dorothy: One over.

Rose: All-Natural Probiotics?

Dorothy: To the right.

Rose: Extra Strength Gas-X?!

Dorothy: FACE MASKS, ROSE! FACE MASKS, FACE MASKS, FACE MASKS!

Cashier: Hey, take it easy lady! You just get out of quarantine?

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Now those plans are garbage

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April 25’s perfect date is cancelled due to the quarantine. The perfect date has been rescheduled to October 3‬

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Are we at the point in 12 Monkeys when Bruce Willis is sent back to the past?

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Me when the quarantine is over

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This… ‘social distancing stuff’? Oh… okay. I see. You think this has nothing to do with you. You go to your Costco in a simple face mask and you select out, oh I don’t know, that 36 pack of White Claw, for instance, because you’re trying to tell the world that you aren’t too worried about your health or the health of those around you. But what you don’t know is that your trip is not just unnecessary, it’s not frivolous, it’s not idiotic, it’s actually dangerous. You’re also blindly unaware of the fact that in 2003, the WHO warned about potential consequences of easily-transmittable upper respiratory viruses and our apparent inability to combat them on a large scale. And then I think it was the US Government, wasn’t it, who failed to follow up on orders of portable ventilators? I think we need a ventilator here. And then coronavirus quickly showed up in the hospitals of eight different countries. Then it filtered down through cruise ships and then trickled down onto some tragic “spring breaker” who you, no doubt, will bump into on your ill-advised shopping trip. However, that social distancing order represents millions of dollars and countless hours of epidemiological research and so it’s sort of comical how you think that you’ve made a choice that exempts you from the healthcare industry when, in fact, you’re wearing the face mask that was selected for you by the people in this room. From a pile of “stuff.”

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What happens when you don’t stay home

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What a year, huh?