I usually use my USB mouse when I’m darning cause I’ve never put in the effort to get an actual darning egg, so whenever I’m sitting there fixing my socks, there’s this constant mouse clicking in the background.
It makes me feel vaguely like an overextended housewife fixing her husband’s socks while her teenage son plays video games in the next room, except I’m all three people in this scenario:
The Wife (fixer of socks)
The Husband (wearer of socks)
The Son (player of video games)
Which reads like the Cast of Characters for some new piece of experimental theater…
“The Darning: A New Play for One Actor”















