My life, it's like yours but a little different.

I am Max. I am a lesbian, 20 years old. I am a barely functioning college student. Send help. Thanks for checkin' my blog out.

[meme-mixtape-deactivated2016080]

pros and cons of dating me:

pros:

you’ll be the cute one

cons:

holy SHIT where do i begin

[awesome-picz]

[mitsuki-hoshino]

仲夏夜 by 籽君

[crusherccme]

found this gem in the 1996 Cornell Women’s Handbook. it’s what to say when a guy tries to get out of using a condom

[mooonjellies]

Daveography.ca

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[hab1bi-deactivated20180612]

Send 3 assumptions and I'll tell you how many are right

[blossom-then-die]

[ferfilelek]

[thisonemoment]

He just accepts it right away.

[brxkenpetal]

this makes me so happy and idk why

[kattamslips]

me: I’m actually feeling good rn :~) this day is gonna be grea-

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Screaming at this lmao

[fuks]

is that rihanna

[restingpanicface]

Jellyfish are just wet ghosts

[shizukku]

☆ Make me choose: Akane Tsunemori or Iki Hiyori asked by @ivan-el-no-tan-terrible

[seopoos]

The Signs as people in trash cans

Aries:

Taurus:

Gemini:

Cancer:

Leo:

Virgo:

Libra:

Scorpio:

Sagittarius:

Capricorn:

Aquarius:

Pisces:

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corvid-envy

[unicorn-boi]

Why would I be in a trash can if I am one?

[pb-jellybeans]

Me: *mentions favorite tv show*

Friend: “I’ve never seen that befo-“

Me: 

[erstwhilegirl-deactivated201708]

I am immediately reblogging this again because it’s the cutest thing I’ve ever seen

[ticketstowonderland]

Picture 2/2 of the Magical Girls Themed Photoshoot for Les Séances Thématiques

Model: Me Photography and modifications by Mlle Chevre Hair by Hairfrolics make up by Pain Killer Penny Background by Starchild Stela

[thepigeongazette]

Nm

[turbo-gay]

I’ll just ¯\ _(ツ)_/¯ my way through life