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yeah the 2020s have been difficult but at least we have the consolation that a single season of modern tv now takes 5 years to make and lasts about 16 seconds

allegedly-human

AND 👆 costs twenty billion dollars per episode

biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist

and costs twenty billion dollars per episode

heedra

really losing my patience for any 'feminist' statement to the tune of 'we need feminism because women fill a fundamentally different and necessary role than men and will be better at doing x y or z'. like actually i think we need feminism because it is an unbearable death of the spirit by inches to exist in a world where you are not seen as a fully realized human being because of a single cultural determination, and because a world that enshrines such things creates systems that are fundamentally sick to the core

pallettown

words cannot describe how much i love showering. my wet contemplative box

pallettown

Hey everyone how's it going

catcrumb

genderkoolaid

rewatching make a man out of you from mulan & with all due respect for the actual story of mulan itself. this song it REALLY does feel like something made in a lab for horny gay trans guys. like the erotic tension of this is incredible.

ohhhh no ive been forced to dress up like a boy and this hot ripped dude is making me do manual labor and bullying me into being a real man!!! im collasped on the ground and he's standing over me and glaring at me with his glistening muscles!!! and then im so motivated by him that i become the best sexiest strongest coolest man, better than all the cis guys around me,and the hot mean has a sexuality crisis because he has fallen madly in love with me!!!!!!!!! and i get to punch him in the face and he likes it

genderkoolaid

youre-only-gay-once

hi my name is fictional woman from apocalyptic show made by a man i have really clean neat hair and perfectly plucked eyebrows and i love to get pregnant even though the world is fucked to hell and there's no hospitals or running water or anything

followed-by-a-moonshadow

I didn't have my phone handy while I was bathing my dog, so I had to try and paint the moment from memory

selfhealingmoments

c3rvida3

*goes to egg your house but I find out you're vegan so I ¼ cup of unsweetened applesauce your house instead*

ruinedhands

Okay I hear you, but that's not going to work. As always, when you're thinking of vegan egg substitutes, it's important to think about the purpose of the egg in your recipe.

Eggs are used in this recipe because they smell gross and don't come off easily (due to their tendency to harden/cook in the sun). This is not a situation for applesauce, which will come off in a light rain.

While unconventional, the substitute you're looking for here is sourdough starter. It's goopy, it'll smell atrocious in the hot sun, and it'll harden onto the walls like cement. If you try to get it off with water, you'll end up with a sticky dough.

Just make sure to respectfully ask your target if they have a gluten allergy before doing this - wouldn't want to trade one evil for another.

valentineish

This has beautiful synergy with "let me get this bitch's pronouns before I curse them out" in the game of hate

paramar

The Animals - House of the Rising Sun (1964)

Silver Jews - New Orleans (1994)

wdhmbt’s tumblr post (undated)

mesopelagos

there are at least three houses in new orleans

solarsyrup

sajdd

hey guys not sure if any of you relate but personally ive been really big into stories lately. characters, even. i find myself impacted by fiction. yeah. that made-up stuff. this is just one brief look into my sick and twisted mind