hoohoo

da cringe corner, 18+ content (ocassionaly blood, beware 😎👍)

[dramatic-dolphin]

every day ao3 authors weave more and more fascinating concepts i could never come up with in a million years

[pixiemage]

Hey there! Just a friendly reminder/PSA from your friendly neighborhood Pixiemage!

“Dead Dove: Do Not Eat” is too often (incorrectly) used as a cover-all tag, on fics ranging from Vaguely Uncomfortable to Serious Shit, as a replacement for any intense tags relating to the story. People will use it to say “Holy shit guys some INTENSE SHIT happens in this story” without actually saying what that Intense Shit™ is.

In actuality, the “Dead Dove” tag is meant to be used in addition to other warning tags. Pulled from a scene from the show Arrested Development (look it up on YouTube!), it means “Hi! Hey! I labeled this fic to warn you of what’s in it, so you might REALLY want to read those labels! This fic is exactly what it says on the tin! The tags are accurate! Don’t say I didn’t warn you, because this is me warning you! Read the tags!”

So before you accidentally use the “Dead Dove: Do Not Eat” tag without context, here’s your preemptive lesson for next time. Please tag your fics accordingly! Ta!

~ Pixie

[dethelk]

i've obtained a leaked copy of the new Control game and it starts with a 20 minute unskippable sex tape of casper darling and its gonna win every award

[greedysadistdaddi]

This blog is anti chatgpt and pro breeding kink without the pregnancy part

[the-bar-sinister]

Actually, the reason to write that rarepair longfic that no one else is going to read is so you can go back and re-read it yourself when you're sad.

[the-bar-sinister]

Or horny.

[mjfass]

[pujoshinonsense]

some gems from the notes

[dethelk]

feelign normal

[girlstevebuscemi]

Steve Buscemi for the New York Times / shot by Finlay Mackay, 2007

[dethelk]

folks will see a nasty guy from resident evil and ask is anybody gonna fuck this thing and not wait for an answer

[goodsirs]

David Dastmalchian as Abner Krill in The Suicide Squad (2021) — dir. James Gunn

[nb-n0v4]

hitting him with my car

[chilewithcarnage]

Actor Emanuele Vaccarini in Roman gladiator attire, 2019.

[chopush]

Starting the move with this one

[mjfass]

[mjfass]

[mjfass]

[mail-me-a-snail]

starts throwing up blood. i don't like them

[effemimaniac]

getting lost in evil pervert fantasy warmly smiling and gently shutting my eyes in such a way that onlookers would assume I am reminiscing my favourite Christmas past

[dethelk]

having the thought "I gotta get an emo boy pregnant" instantly followed by discord notification sound and breifly glancing to the notif pop-up that says "It's the end."