memes, and stuff idfk

no clue what this is uhhh 18+ i like gay vampires, and wresting and other random stuff doing a clasics degree, mentally and physically great with no problems what soever (/s) insta is @themeepgod

[deusexcaesus]

Afer many hours, seeing jack perry run Darby Allen over and get kidnapped by Daniel Garcia dosens of times... IT IS DONE

My rougly to scale semi accurate scapegoat bus is complete, along with a few accesories

[doggyjjm]

IMPORTANT LUCHASAURUS INFORMATION

to go along with Jack's biceratops comment (well technically it was RJ's but you get the point) he has said that he wouldn't say no to a guy and "doesn't believe in gay and straight"

CONFIRMED biting kink (which is both fitting for a dinosaur and puts a new perspective on him saying that he taught Jack how to bite)

not against strap-ons, assumingly also not against other forms of femdom

wants to try "salad tossing" (did not elaborate which way)

Jack once Possibly implied that Lucha has a fat fetish of some sort (or maybe Jack was implying that about himself) either I am looking too much into it or I'm the only one who sees the light

*I don't have any clips except for the last one but the information comes from contemporary reliable sources

[doggyjjm]

not really an "official" addition but he did "accidentally" drink Jack's piss so there's that

[deusexcaesus]

He drank it twice once actually by accident and one for a bit that wasnt allowed on TV

[doggyjjm]

can't even drink piss on tv anymore because woke 💔

[deusexcaesus]

Noooooo not the woke preventing possible watersports on my wrestling show

[doggyjjm]

IMPORTANT LUCHASAURUS INFORMATION

to go along with Jack's biceratops comment (well technically it was RJ's but you get the point) he has said that he wouldn't say no to a guy and "doesn't believe in gay and straight"

CONFIRMED biting kink (which is both fitting for a dinosaur and puts a new perspective on him saying that he taught Jack how to bite)

not against strap-ons, assumingly also not against other forms of femdom

wants to try "salad tossing" (did not elaborate which way)

Jack once Possibly implied that Lucha has a fat fetish of some sort (or maybe Jack was implying that about himself) either I am looking too much into it or I'm the only one who sees the light

*I don't have any clips except for the last one but the information comes from contemporary reliable sources

[doggyjjm]

not really an "official" addition but he did "accidentally" drink Jack's piss so there's that

[deusexcaesus]

He drank it twice once actually by accident and one for a bit that wasnt allowed on TV

[doggyjjm]

IMPORTANT LUCHASAURUS INFORMATION

to go along with Jack's biceratops comment (well technically it was RJ's but you get the point) he has said that he wouldn't say no to a guy and "doesn't believe in gay and straight"

CONFIRMED biting kink (which is both fitting for a dinosaur and puts a new perspective on him saying that he taught Jack how to bite)

not against strap-ons, assumingly also not against other forms of femdom

wants to try "salad tossing" (did not elaborate which way)

Jack once Possibly implied that Lucha has a fat fetish of some sort (or maybe Jack was implying that about himself) either I am looking too much into it or I'm the only one who sees the light

*I don't have any clips except for the last one but the information comes from contemporary reliable sources

[doggyjjm]

not really an "official" addition but he did "accidentally" drink Jack's piss so there's that

[deusexcaesus]

He drank it twice once actually by accident and one for a bit that wasnt allowed on TV

[mjfass]

[himbos-hotline]

Can I request a Megan Bayne/Timeless Toni Storm board?

[deusexcaesus]

Me and my girlfreind decided to cast the aew bods in the god of war reboot

[darbyallinssocks]

AEW Dynamite 6/3/2026 1:26:25-1:26:30 "I'm calm, I went to therapy, I'm good"- Mercedes Moné

[deusexcaesus]

Hehehehe

[deusexcaesus]

If I had a nikel everytime Jack Perry ran someone over with a custom bus with blue upholstered seating in a stadium/arena brawl match id have two nickels which isnt alot but its weird its happened both times hes been in one of those matches

[bad-aew-discourse]

In order to improve Dynamite's sinking ratings, who on the heel team should show hole during Stadium Stampede?

Ricochet

Toa Leona

Bishop Kaun

Mark Davis

Andrade el Idolo

Clark Connors

David Finlay

Don Callis

Gabe Kidd

Someone else/Results/Bald/Who watches AEW? They don't have stories 🤣

Voting ended onMay 24

[bad-aew-discourse]

In order to turn around Dynamite's sinking ratings, who on the face team should show hole during Stadium Stampede?

Chris Jericho

Matt Jackson

Nick Jackson

Jack Perry

Kenny Omega

Bobby Lashley

Shelton Benjamin

MVP

Luchasaurus

Someone Else/Results/Bald/AEW is an outlaw indie mudshow

Voting ended onMay 24

[aerodaltonimperial]

Jack, darling, light of my life,

WERE YOU WORKING YOUR SECOND JOB AS A CONSTRUCTION WORKER BEFORE THE BROADCAST? DO YOU MOONLIGHT AS A PARKING ATTENDANT WHO NEEDS REFLECTIVE GEAR? WHAT THE FUCK????? AM I SUPPOSED TO DO????? WITH THESE FUCKING ONIONS????????? 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

[deusexcaesus]

One could say it was the hilight(er) of the match......

[mostlovedwrestlershiptournament]

Most Beloved Wrestler Tournament

#3908

Billy Gunn

Jungle Boy/Jack Perry

Voting ended onMay 19

[deusexcaesus]

What does one do when one is bored but needs to work on their latin

TRANSLATE TARZAN BOY INTO LATIN

[deusexcaesus]

JACK YOU BETTER RUN SOMEONE OVER WITH THE BUS AT DOUBLE OR NOTHING

[sicklesium-moved-deactivated201]

i dont get offended at white people jokes even though im white because: 

i can recognize white people as a whole have systemically oppressed POC in america, which is where i live 

most people when they make white people jokes only mean the shitty white people and i am not a shitty white person 

im not a pissbaby

[damncommunists-deactivated20180]

my white friends that have reblogged this give me life

[zelda-tempest]

4. Sometimes I am a shitty white person and the jokes remind me to FUCKIN STOP

[lallamariamhabibi]

If ur white and like this post I fux with u

[birdpapi-deactivated20171121]

^absolutely

[verdant-witch]

5. It’s hard to be offended when white people jokes involve bland food/tourist dads in socks and sandals/white girls in yoga pants obsessed with pumpkin spice/suburban PTA moms and other harmless and mostly true stereotypes while jokes about POC involve them being called thugs/criminals/slurs/uneducated/illegal immigrants.

[blackpoeticinjustice]

i fucks with u heavy if ur white and you reblog this

[sm0k3-ring-deactivated20160109]

6. They’re usually really fucking funny and don’t perpetuate stereotypes that will ever affect me economically, politically, or cause me any true harm, let alone create risks that “justify” my murder and/or death

[rankirakira]

Oh Jack, i love your sad dying eyes!