Bowie: Vulpes vulpes

Bisexual // Feminist // Most likely an Anarcho-Socialist // INFJ // 32 

[xabiramone]

Liberace meets Vampira in his 1956 Las Vegas show "Come As You Are!" in 1956.

[kaijuno]

[kittykattaffy]

Yeah, that doesn't prevent pregnancy.

[kaijuno]

Dfgajagakala it’s so you don’t get a UTI 😂

[jabberwockypie]

*facepalm* So, given that sex ed in the US is a tire fire:

Vagina-having people have a shorter urethra, which means we’re more prone to UTIs because the bacteria doesn’t have to travel as far to get up into your bladder and cause a problem.

Which means if you’re exposing your bits to bacteria (as with sex), peeing will flush out bacteria in the urethra. (Urine isn’t actually sterile - that’s a myth - but you’re *supposed to* have a little bit of bacteria - that’s how bodies work. But it still flushes things out that shouldn’t be there.)

Oh! You should ALSO pee after you masturbate, especially if it involves penetration with fingers/toys/etc

[jabberwockypie]

So I’ve blocked like five transphobes on this post, which I feel should have been relatively uncontroversial.

If you’re one of the people saying “You meant ‘women’”, fuck you. I meant “people who have a vagina, regardless of their gender or lack thereof”, and you can go fuck yourself with a cactus.

And you should pee afterward, so you don’t get a UTI.

[charnel-grounds]

Vampira

[deusrexmachina]

Haikus from the wooded glen

These were written in 2010 for a biology class where I had to sit in the same spot in the woods once a week and write a haiku about what I observed

Evergreen, ever so green

Tower over me

Cells within cells make you so.

__________________________

Sunshine, won’t you fall on me?

No, I guess you can’t.

Too many trees block you out.

__________________________

The bushes are lifting up

They are really ferns

The plants are rejuvenating.

__________________________

Antlers, reaching up so high

Strip away the bark

Leave this tree for the fungi.

___________________________

Crawling on the ground, I find

lost paths of my youth

Too thick, dense bushes stop me.

___________________________

Climb and watch the snow fall down

Climb and try to see

Plants hard at work, keeping warm.

[sesiondemadrugada]

Frankenhooker (Frank Henenlotter, 1990).

[vivienvalentino]

“Black as night, erase death from our sight.  White as light, Mighty Hectate make it right”.

PRACTICAL MAGIC 1998, dir. Griffin Dunne 

[queenage-deactivated20230404]

Rhaenyra Targaryen and Harwin Strong in «House of the Dragon» | 1.06

[80smovies]

[blairwitchbaby]

They Live 1988, John Carpenter

[comicsiswild]

Batman: Widening Gyre (2009) #1

[comicsiswild]

[anakinnaberrie]

original trilogy week  ↠  free choice

I know what you’re gonna say: I changed my hair.

[wandasmaximofffs]

We have said goodbye before, so it stands to reason… We’ll say hello again.

[tolerateit]

the court jesters aren't serving cunt your majesty

[daphnemoon]

lilith sternin in → the gift of the woodi “Another decaffeinated iced coffee, black as you can make it.”

[tiktakclack]

The True Niles Crane Fancam

[captainsjack]

im in love with her

[classichorrorblog]

Scream (1996)