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Devan | 21 | Gay | Texas Snap/Kik: d3viantd3van

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[anarchapella]

This is a dog that has learned this the hard way

[thvndermag-deactivated20200419]

www.instagram.com/_estebandiacono

[palephx]

This season of All Stars is lit.

[smatter-deactivated20220909]

Okay but half bubble boy went OFF

[johnbeyonder]

[thesilverwolf7]

I never want any context for this ever

[if-the-moon-turns-green]

LMFAOOOOOOOOOOO

[oneallysa]

I’ll never get over with that guys dancing in the middle hahahahahahah

[turnip52]

@samijofosho

[doctorbeth]

Gorilla

Gorilla had a very unfortunate accident.  His arm and head were torn off and he lost and eye, nose, and part of his face!

Here are the diagnosis photos I received from his person:

Fortunately, he looked quite treatable.  We started with a spa, because he was already going to need new stuffing:

Then he got his heart and was restuffed:

I thought he was back together and sent these photos:

His person wrote “ Wow he looks amazing!”  …. but he used to have ears, can you add some?  Apparently, the gorilla had lost he ears entirely!  So I made a small sample ear and put it temporarily in place:

“Perfect!” said his person.  So I affixed it firmly and did the other one as well.  Here he is ready to fly home:

Sturdy with 100% scent, 20/20 vision, and perfect hearing again!

[andysmovingcastle]

this is the best blog in the world

[shutupandtakemymonies]

The Retromini (Retro mini) is a handheld console which can play GB, GBC, GBA and NES Games.  It has L+R triggers for GBA games and includes 508 Games into one convenient player that fits in your pocket, with the potential to hold hundreds more games with its MicroSD slot. You can find the Retro Mini HERE!

1. RetroMini + 8gb TF Card 

2. RetroGame (+SNES/SEGA Supported)

[syn-dicato]

Reddit user /u/FuturePunk made these cool retro-style designs of modern media/internet companies.

[lgions2]

a lil comment about being enough

[healingsuggestions]

I’m not really one to reblog other people’s post on here but this is important. like so so important.

[patydin-deactivated20181026]

[disimba]

Deep.

[bongtokingprincess-deactivated2]

THISS LITERALLY JUST FUCKED ME UP

[walkingonsmoke]

Agreed ^^

[a1-b2c3-deactivated20230114]

why are star wars planets more boring than earth and our solar system like sure we’ve seen desert, snow, diff types of forest, beach, lava, rain, but like… 

rainbow mountains (peru)

red soil (canada/PEI)

rings (saturn’s if they were on earth) 

bioluminescent waves

northern lights (canada)

salt flats (bolivia, where they filmed crait but did NOTHING COOL WITH IT except red dust?? like??? come ON)

and cool fauna like the touch me not or like, you know, the venus flytrap.. and don’t get me started on BUGS like… we have bugs cooler than sw aliens

BASICALLY like???? come on star wars you had one (1) job where are the cool alien species

[wearethesparkk]

I KNOW!! I did a report on filming locations in Star Wars last year and just made a list of places that looked so surreal they could make a convincing other planet. You covered some on my list but if I could just add a couple more:

Tsingy di Bemaraha, Madagascar

Zhangye Danxia, China (similar to the Rainbow Mountains in terms of appearance)

Chocolate Hills, Philippines

Giant’s Causeway, Northern Ireland

So many missed opportunities with cool ass things on Earth, Lucasfilms smh…

[memcjo]

Earth is effing amazing!

[isnerdy-deactivated20190101]

Quebrada de Humahuaca, Argentina

Lake Retba, Senegal

Tepui, Venezuela

Tianzi Mountains, China

[bunjywunjy]

these would make amazing Star Wars planets OR fantasy material:

Tsingy du Bemaraha, Madagascar again (but a different part)

(those are razor-sharp, if you were wondering. very little of this area has been explored because YIKES)

Lake Natron, Tanzania

(looks cool, but is alkaline enough to Kill Your Shit)

Lake Baikal, Russia

(the deepest lake in the world, seriously)

and I’ll wrap it up with Son Doong Cave, Vietnam, the largest cave in the entire world.

it puts anything Dagobah has to offer to absolute shame:

(seriously, the largest chamber is 660 feet high. you could jam a fucking skyscraper in there and still lose it) 

anyway I really like caves thanks for coming to my ted talk

[travalicious]

i can’t believe this is a real commercial

[nintendhoe-switch-deactivated20]

Im the dad

[abercrombee]

me

[surprisebitch]

the gay who pitched this idea deserves a promotion

[dev4n]

♂✖️★

Who is this? I promise I don’t bite

[thedaysoftheflowerblossoms]

♂: I am a boy who has a crush on you

♀: I am a girl who has a crush on you

⭐: I am a nonbinary person who has a crush on you

✂: Just delete your tumblr already

✌: You’re awesome

♡: I love your blog

❁: You’re beautiful

🌸: You’re attractive

✓: I hate you

☹: You’re ugly

☀: I want to fuck you

♬: I wish we were close

♧: I wish we were friends in real life

☆: I relate to a lot of the same things you go through

☮: You inspire me

☾: We should kiss maybe if you wanna that’d be great

✖: I would give you the greatest hug

★: I’m scared to talk to you but I think you’re great

∇: You’ve changed urls/icons so much that I don’t remember who you are

○: I don’t remember why I follow you

☄: I wish I could help you but I’m not sure how

✨: You’ve taught me things

⚓️: I wish you’d take better care of yourself

©: You’re a bit problematic

™: You’re a cinnamon roll

❄️: I cherish you

🌙: Please post more

💫: We don’t talk much but I wouldn’t mind being your friend

♪: You’re very talented

∀: I don’t understand you

[cerealbag-deactivated20180915]

Send me some please:)

[chipsprites]

*smashes through window*

Hoenn is, to this day, one of the most creative and interesting regions in terms of design, Pokémon and story. And Pokémon Emerald is one of the best Pokémon games ever made.

*backflips out broken window*

[tabloidsores]

me writing my posts

[fireblenders]

I feel like I just accidentally took a glimpse at the world in the year 7017

[byecolonizer]

https://www.usatoday.com/story/sports/nba/2018/07/30/lebron-james-promise-school-akron-ohio/862159002/

Some people don’t understand how big this is, opening a school, especially a public one is a huge undertaking and even with LeBron money it’s costly.

It’s really nice to see black celebs and athletes actually show their support for the community, rather than sparing a few words about it.

[byecolonizer]

[ruinedchildhood]

Source

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[moonkitty]

writer from 200 years ago: heres a simple story about a man on a boat with no underlying themes

english teachers: