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we're not kids anymore.
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Sweet Seals For You, Always
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I'd rather be in outer space 🛸
Not today Justin
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@turnip52
Edna Mode has all the vibes of a villain but is actually good and that is why she is one of the greatest characters in any super hero movie.
“So you don’t know where he is… Would you like to find out?” The timing, the delivery, the undercurrent of smugness that she was right all along. The temptation. And that isn’t even her only great villain line!
“You know I’m retired from hero work.”
“As am I Robert, and yet here we are.”
Absolutely iconic.
a person i’ve never met before in my life: *greets me by name*
me:
Every cat I have known would immediately climb up through the hole and start stealing everybody’s food.
Crime porthole
this was designed by cats
Just get one of these and put them over the whole, you can have cat and food protection.
You imprison miette. You put her under the glass like the cheese. Jail for mother for hundreds of years.
this is the most deadpan miette I've ever heard omg
that’s because miette’s had enough
Terrifying, thanks for the nightmares
PLEASE READ THIS ARTICLE
From another article i read today 😭
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he wasn’t even there to be a contestant he joined the crew as a CHINESE TEACHER but the directors noticed his good looks and begged him to compete. poor guy made it to the finals and if he had been one of the winners he would have been contractually forced to be in a boy band whether he wanted to or not
this is the closest any human being has ever come to actually being sold to One Direction
George doesn’t realize he can’t scratch his ear while lying down
(via)
don’t worry everyone, this isn’t anything to worry about :)
This cat is LEG BOUNCING himself in the face
Spot the Main Character
amazing. mob psycho is kinda the exact opposite of this meme. even though i knew what he looked like it took me like a minute to find him
Mob Psycho is the opposite of this on purpose. ONE (the author, in case someone doesnt know) explicity told in an interview how Mob is supposed to look like a regular person, someone who can easily blend in a mob (hence the nickname of the protagonist being mob).
Mob Psycho plot heavily shows over and over again how even side characters/unimportant characters are the main protagonists of their own lives, and the same goes to its own protagonist Mob. The whole point of him looking like that is to represent how everyone, even someone who appears to be bland, regular, common, has different nuances and dimensions of his own character, and how the character himself needs to understand that despite all of this, he IS the protagonist of his own life.
so i got top surgery. super great. but it turns out im built like the worms from Men in Black. decidedly not so great.
Transmasc swag unlimited true form
I used to pretend to be these guys, I thought they were so cool (cis man here)
Now THIS is allyship
I hung a sign on my door tonight reading
I have the flu! I don’t want to infect any little monsters! So please help yourself!
with an arrow pointing to the candy bucket next to the door.
So far three separate small children have yelled PLEASE FEEL BETTER at me through my door. Also one of them told what was clearly his younger brother “Take ONLY ONE, don’t be greedy, the Great Pumpkin can see you.”
Faith in the world: restored.
Callback to Halloween 2017 when the Great Pumpkin was my copilot.
iCarly reruns
@ink-the-artist please explain yourself
its quite simple
tell me something nice
if you grow mushrooms over a toxic waste site, chemical spill, or other polluted growing medium, they will suck up the toxins into their fruiting bodies with such effectiveness that they are being studied for their ability to clean up tainted industrial sites. it’s called mycoremediation.
if you do this with edible mushrooms, they are no longer technically edible, but on the other hand they make a great way to poison your enemies. this is called murder and it’s usually frowned upon, but they won’t see it coming and you get bragging rights afterwards about your ability to kill people with a pizza topping.
Sorry this was not precisely most people’s idea of “nice.” Let me add that you are a glow of comforting absurdity in an ever-more-fucked-up world.
I love everything about mycoremediation, but also
My sister studies fungi and let me tell you the shit she comes out with when someone asks her about work is mind-blowing
I love fungi.
In Shrek 2, the king tells his wife that he has an "old crusade wound acting up" implying the existence of both the catholic church and islam in the shrek universe
Well that can be disproven given that a crusade can technically be any religion. There may be a religion in the Shrek universe that has the same righteous entitlement as the Catholic Church, but there is no proof that the Catholic Church actually exists.
The word "crusade" comes from the French "croisée" which means "to be marked by the Cross", the most important symbol in Christendom. Now we could perhaps entertain the possibility that there is another, different religion in the Shrek universe that considers the cross to be a holy symbol, but the evidence for the existence of Catholicism in Shrek 2 does not stop there.
Later in the movie, Puss states that he was once the most renowned thief in Santiago de Compostela. This is a city in Spain named after St. James (Santo Iago) and contains the Santiago de Compostela Cathedral, one of the most important pilgrimage destinations in Catholicism since the early Middle Ages.
Ah yes, because being married IN A CHURCH BY A BISHOP in no way shows Catholicism existing in the Shrek universe, and we have to rely on where Puss in Boots was stealing from.
Gee.
It might be a mystery forever if there’s Catholicism in the Shrek universe.
Excuse me, that scene does not take place within Shrek 2, and thus arguably doesn’t count for the purposes of proving the existence of Catholicism within Shrek 2.
Oh, I'm so terribly sorry to have cited ORIGINAL SHREK to prove the existence of Catholicism within Shrek 2, which takes place ONLY A COUPLE OF WEEKS after the first movie.
real proud of Shrek for destroying the catholic church in just a few weeks
Bruh why they green screen a bar ??? They can afford a set hello?
This isnt even the most egregious example, they cgi’d a tranquilizer gun in one of the spider-man movies
PDs, art directors, set decorators and set dressers have unions.
Post houses are run like sweatshops.
Fuck disney
That. That’s why Disney is all green screen and CGI now. Because all the traditional methods have unions, but digital artists don’t. It’s predatory as fuck, and why a lot of people outside the digital artist industry have been really pushing for them to unionize, because their lack of a union undercuts the jobs of everyone else.
One time I was DMing a campaign where the players walked into that tavern every campaign has and one of the patrons was a Mindflayer wearing a very bad human disguise who insisted his name was Johnald Humanman. And they were just like "Oh, okay. Well, that's his business" and didn't interact with Johnald Humanman at all.
I planned for a lot of eventualities but I never planned for a D&D party being polite
Love it.
Funny
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Brilliant 😂😂😂😂
OMG 🤣🤣☠️☠️🤣🤣
Lvl 100 parenting hack.
