little devil

"Just because I'm not a magic user, doesn't mean I can't work magic." Indie fandomless OC. Selective and private. Multi-ship, multi-verse. Read rules before interacting.

[thirdstartokonoha]

hurt MY sibling and i WILL kill you

[iloveheli]

[doodlegirll]

This is one of the funniest holiday cards I have ever seen.

[missdippyschtick]

You've really gotta hand it to short people

because they usually can’t reach it anyways.

[pallidsarcasm-deactivated201602]

FIRST THREE IN MY INBOX GET KISSES

[deviliish-blog1]

I did two things of importance today:

I fully outlined book two of Devin’s series (and started writing it already)

and I finished iconning My Left Hand Man.

Like this for a starter from werewolf!Devin because that’s totally gonna be a thing this book.

[iiocane-deactivated20190209]

Send “I didn’t know you could cook.” to know what my muse is cooking up

[cutelittlerpmemes]

Alternatively send “You’ve never seen me cook before?” for your muse to be cooking

Originally posted by boomsexwalrus

[magicveincd-deactivated20161219]

                         there’s MAGIC in THEM

                  just like there’s     MAGIC     in

       THE STARS, THE MOON, and THE SUN

[deviliish-blog1]

                JUST BECAUSE I’M NOT A MAGIC USER,              DOESN’T MEAN I CAN’T W O R K M A G I C.

[screamiiisms]

“I’d rather not talk about it.” 

[deviliish-blog1]

“Look, if you don’t tell me then I’ll ask Stiles, and I’ll figure out the truth from whatever he comes up with as a lie, and it’ll probably end up mangled and making you look a whole lot worse than just telling me outright.”

[qui-custodit-deactivated2016081]

          she looks like somebody whose phone number should be on the bathroom wall.

[angstmemes]

Realistic Depression/Mental Illness Starter Sentences

“You can at least pretend to be happy.” “Why didn’t you tell anyone what you were going through?” “You did this to yourself?” “Hey, hey. Calm down, okay? What got you in such a state?” “Do you need help? Professional help?” “Well, to me it just looks like you’re being lazy.” “You can’t be afraid of everything. I bet you’re just doing this to be interesting.” “Why do you always want to have all the attention? Everyone gets depressed. Get over it.” “You’re going to have to get over yourself sometime soon. You can’t just sit around doing nothing forever.” “You just take some meds and it’s gone, right? Don’t be so difficult.” “You’re trying to tell me you’re one of those crazy people? Don’t be ridiculous, you’re fine!” “You look much better today! Are you feeling better?” “Why have you been hiding this for years?” “You could’ve told me you felt like this.” “Trust me, I hate myself more than you do, so yelling at me really isn’t going to change anything!” “Do you ever think of, you know, ending it…? You need to be honest with me.” “Stop making everything about you all the time. You’re so selfish.” “Is there anything you don’t have difficulty with? You’re being so precious.” “I don’t know what to say, I’m sorry.” “I can tell you you’re not alone, because I’ve felt like this too.” “You’re being so hard on yourself.” “I don’t know why I do it. The pain just stops me from feeling so empty for a while.” “You tried to kill yourself…? When?! Oh god…” “I don’t think I will get better. I felt the same five years ago and I’ve spoken to plenty of therapists in the meantime. I think it’s just a part of who I am.” “What are you feeling?” “Don’t give me that. I give myself a hard enough time already. Harder than you could possibly imagine so PLEASE just leave me alone.” “I know there’s nothing I can say to make it better, so maybe you should just let me hug you for a while?”

[seamsteriori-blog]

How am I doing with my character? Tell me in the askbox, and I'll publish it without comment.

[deviliish-blog1]

“You’re getting me all worked up.”

“I’m doing card tricks, in what way is that sexy?”

[octoberinspo]

SENTENCE STARTERS. Flirty/Suggestive/NSFW Edition.

Feel free to add your own.

“You’re really hot.”

“Oh, don’t mind me. Just enjoying the view.”

“You know, those/that ______ of yours are/is pretty distracting.”

“Hot damn.”

“So, you come here often?”

“Well, well. My night just got better.”

“Is that a gun in your pocket or are you just happy to see me?”

“You have got a great ass.”

“Hey, I’m open minded.”

“You enjoying the view over there?”

“Keep sweet-talking and this could go a whole new direction.”

“Don’t be bashful. You know you want to.”

“You can have me any way you’d like, baby.”

“You wanna move this conversation someplace more private?”

“I’m off in a few minutes, you know.”

“It’s been a long day. Why don’t we help each other unwind?”

“I think it’s about time we stop avoiding the obvious.”

“I’m gonna be honest with you. I’m really horny, and you’re really hot. Can we fuck? Like, now?”

“I wanna see you get naked.”

“You like how I bend over for you, huh?”

“You’re getting me all worked up.”

“What do we have here?”

“I see someone’s happy to see me.”

“Play your cards right, and I just might have to put you on speed dial.”

“You like that, don’t you?”

“How do you want me?”

“I’m sure we can put those lips to better use.”

“I want you. Right here. Right now.”

“God, you’re perfect.”

“I really like a man who’s good with his hands.”

“I’d be more than happy to show you a good time, if you’re looking for one.”

“I saw that. You just checked me out.”

“You look real good in that suit/dress/skirt/outfit.”

“You wanna help me out of this ___?” (Insert article clothing here.)

“Can I keep you?”

“You’re such a tease.”

“Oh my, looks like I/you dropped something.”

“I love it when you talk dirty.”

“I can’t stop thinking about your hands on me.”

“I think you’ll be happy to know that I’m not wearing any underwear.”

“I really want to take you home and get you out of all those clothes.”

“It’s like you want to ruin men/women for me.”

[deviliish-blog1]

@qui-custodit

“What are you talking about? Of course I have a shadow, it’s right there.” And so it is, now that he mentions it.

[bastienprice190402-deactivated2]

Nice trick. It was a trick that made the audience go wild, because how can you forge something like that? It was a trick that almost looked like real magic had to be involved, which was what made people love it so much. Bastien stayed put, counting the steps of the trick as the young man did them. He wondered if the performer had many magicians in his family, considering the story he was telling. Or was it just an imaginative lie while he distracted the crowd?

[deviliish-blog1]

The card the man was holding tightly in his upraised fist wasn’t the one he’d signed, but it would take sharp eyes or a knowledge of how the trick worked to know that. Devin, meanwhile, was signing another card, the exact same card as was in the man’s hand. He folded it up with a flourish and palmed it, really holding the one the man had signed. “Now,” he said, holding out his closed fist, “I’m going to magically switch the cards in our hands. All you have to do is tap. Come on.” Reluctantly, the man bumped fists with him, grinning. Devin turned his hand palm up with a flourish and unfolded the card the man had signed. “Now,” he said with a grin. “Is this your card?”