[guiltfactory-moved]

most of the best yaoi is written by sadistic lesbians

[guiltfactory-moved]

or straight men who don't know they're writing yaoi

[sighinastorm]

Fascinating. Who writes the best yuri?

[guiltfactory-moved]

also sadistic lesbians

[devilworm]

Astarion would absolutely tell Durge to plank until failure send text

[leguin]

[meanbossart]

"Small Cruelty"

[butchious]

i love the phrase "sex pervert" like. as opposed to what? abstinence pervert?

[poison-doll]

i think they're called catholics

[blemgoid]

some kid tried to make a tick tock of me so I ripped all his braces out with a big magnet

[devilworm]

Ah yes, I'm totally fine after my meeting with my dissertation supervisor, why do you ask?

[chippypiper]

building immunity

[ishowdespair-deactivated2026012]

[orcboxer]

not what I thought they was talkin about

[dmbakura]

these aint my sins, i broke my chains

[pustotsvit]

He makes a fool of Death with his beauty 💔

[trinityviolette]

Ok gooners HAVE SOME MORE OF HIM 🗣️🗣️🗣️

(feat. mage hand poor guy)

[raspberryfingers]

[gaysie]

summer breaks are so wasted on 14 year olds what if i’m 24 and have lame fanfiction to write

[devilworm]

Twice-Tainted, Twice-Martyred - Chapter 14-15

Astarion x Durge | Explicit

Summary:

“You’re mine and no one else’s. Say it,” lips command against his jaw and Finn is so dizzy, so hot, but he knows how he feels, there’s no use denying it. 

“Always,” he whispers back with a shaking tone. Finn never swore to be good—there is forgiveness for the wicked in equal wickedness, and it tastes as sweet as his own blood on Astarion’s tongue. 

[AO3]

[image credit]

[xanaxfarts]

A bone-handled switchblade knife

[tastysemochka]

from that day on I was his