DevineyCoolKid

Deviney. Bookworm. Bi. Internet addict. Feminist. Pizza enthusiast. Nerdfighter.

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Worldwide Proof Copy Competition!

I have 2 proof copies of ‘On The Other Side’ to give away here on tumblr! Reblog this post and use the hashtag #OnTheOtherSide ! Make sure you read the Terms and Conditions before entering! bitly.com/ontheotherside-WIN

[devineycoolkid]

#OnTheOtherSide

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my bf has many interesting stories and observations from his new job as a 911 operator

my favorite is how meandering people are, even in the midst of a terrible emergency

they respond to “what is the emergency” with “well, the thing is, four weeks ago–”

and then he’s like “WHAT IS THE EMERGENCY RIGHT NOW”

and they’re like “so what happened this morning was, i said to my wife, i said–”

“WHAT IS CURRENTLY HAPPENING AT THIS MOMENT”

“oh i’m having a heart attack”

my second favorite is how specific he has to get sometimes

like, “what is your emergency?”

“i’m sitting in a pool of blood.”

“… is it… your blood?”

“yes i think so”

“do you know where it’s coming from?”

“probably the stab wound”

“have you been stabbed?”

“oh yah definitely”

[lizawithazed]

In all fairness shock is a hell of a drug

[breastforce]

having both depression and anxiety

[fluffytherapy]

Moms and Mini Mes.

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u readin this?

u a princess.

i dont care if youre a goddamn bodybuilder, ur now princess protein

[nicollekidman]

i’m the best kind of girlfriend bc i love both dogs and cats… we can have both 

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when you masturbate twice on the same day

[metalqueersalad]

When you finger yourself while masturbating

[bikinipowerbottom]

when you try to suck your dick and you break your ribs

[abomasnow]

Blowjob? or handjob?

full time job with health care benefits

[exceptionals]

me, every day: i just dont have the energy for this today

[cheerupghost]

petition to ban “slideshow” as an article format on the internet

[newterjuice]

*dumps more caffeinated garbage into my failing corpse* im thriving

[eroscestlavie]

WHERE are the lesbian mountain women 

[eroscestlavie]

in the mountains. fuck. of course theyre in the mountains. i fucked this post up

[devineycoolkid]

S/o to the Nerdfighter I just saw in the mall.

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when someone reads u a tumblr post youve seen a million times and you gotta act like you don’t spend your entire life on this blue hell

[ladyktuluthesoulsucker666]

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abortion on demand without apology !

[free-booty]

I don’t mean to interrupt people I just randomly remember things and get really excited I’m sorry