This cracked me up.
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trying on a metaphor
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Jules of Nature
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Monterey Bay Aquarium
occasionally subtle
Cosmic Funnies
art blog(derogatory)

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let's talk about Bridgerton tea, my ask is open
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DEAR READER
RMH
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Lint Roller? I Barely Know Her
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@devinez-who
This cracked me up.
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a baby can be born right now at 12:00, on a wednesday, august 24 in new jersey while another baby is also born in the exact same moment but they are born 9:00, on a tuesday, august 23 in california, these babies that are born at the same moment are technically because of time zones, a concept that we created ourselves, born “hours” apart even though really they are born at the same moment just not the same “time”, one will be considered older even though in actuality they are the same
they were standing like that for a long time, so then I got them a stool 😂🌹💚💕
Omg
kill me
be mad at lord dampnut all you want, but don’t forget to throw shit at our own government first.
Palestinian lady collects gas bombs fired by Israeli army. She grows flowers in these bombs.
Christian Dior Couture S/S 2016
“When I started my musical career, I was a maid,” she told the audience. “I used to clean houses. My parents, my mother was a proud janitor. My stepfather, who raised me like his very own, worked at the post office and my father was a trash man — they all wore uniforms. And that’s why I stand here today in my black and white and I wear my uniform to honor them.”
Fuck yes. God I love her. I mean, Evan looked hot as fuck, but Janelle is a style icon! Stop letting black people, black women, be over shadowed.
I love the moment when the cat realizes he actually hates spinach.
that poor baby
“I HAVE MADE A TERRIBLE MISTAKE.”
What does noon to afternoon mean?
12:00-12:01
He dips his hands in wet cement and then goes home. He does this every day. Just for his dog.
this is a very very good video
omfg this video made me the happiest i have been in a while
ariana grande impersonating jennifer lawrence… the drag
itsstuckyinmyhead:
I can’t believe Carrie Fisher died drowned in moonlight, strangled by her own bra.