Make It Stop...

People will only love and support you when its beneficial to themselves~Dan and Phil~. One direction concert 8/18/15😀

[raveezus]

[misswallflower]

[cartoonpolitics]

[durkin62]

We still haven’t even gotten past the 19th century yet around here. 

[optimisticbananaharmony-deactiv]

weve still got people in the 15th century, nevermind the 19th

[soupshark]

[paverics]

this is extra funny if you know that the show is in fact not scripted, for the kids anyway, so the 3 of them who were on the show were only told a basic outline of the scene so (most) of what they said was exactly what they thought of on the spot and the adults had no idea what was going to happen

[watacco-deactivated20181130]

“imagine i had i bowl of skittles and three of them could kill you-”

[anxietyproblem]

[travalicious]

[rootbeergoddess]

Lizzo really is that bitch. God, I love this woman

[corneliusmann]

[surprisebitch]

pancakes are made of eggs omfg

[incel-moved-deactivated20210803]

Pocky sticks? Incense sticks? It’s all the same. Crunch crunch babey

[kellyjacobsbooks-deactivated201]

HOW TO SURVIVE A HEART ATTACK WHEN ALONE Let’s say it’s 6.15pm and you’re going home (alone of course), after an unusually hard day on the job. You’re really tired, upset and frustrated. Suddenly you start experiencing severe pain in your chest that starts to drag out into your arm and up into your jaw. You are only about five miles from the hospital nearest your home. Unfortunately you don’t know if you’ll be able to make it that far. You have been trained in CPR, but the guy that taught the course did not tell you how to perform it on yourself..!! NOW HOW TO SURVIVE A HEART ATTACK WHEN ALONE… Since many people are alone when they suffer a heart attack, without help, the person whose heart is beating improperly and who begins to feel faint, has only about 10 seconds left before losing consciousness. However, these victims can help themselves by coughing repeatedly and very vigorously. A deep breath should be taken before each cough, and the cough must be deep and prolonged, as when producing sputum from deep inside the chest. A breath and a cough must be repeated about every two seconds without let-up until help arrives, or until the heart is felt to be beating normally again. Deep breaths get oxygen into the lungs and coughing movements squeeze the heart and keep the blood circulating. The squeezing pressure on the heart also helps it regain normal rhythm. In this way, heart attack victims can perhaps buy precious time to get themselves to a phone and dial 911. Rather than sharing another joke please contribute by broadcasting this which can save a person’s life! Be prepared and become part of the solution. Get your free next-of-kin notification card today. Click here: https://www.InCaseOfEmergencyCard.com/

[gyeomdiary-deactivated20210430]

this is so fucking funny

[dankest-of-lies]

Reblog this or die.

[hxtml]

[bertanlicious]

[devinlovex]

Usually i think, “well if you would’ve done it you wouldnt be going through this pain, you will never have to feel this again...it could all be over”

[thegoodvybe]

[ventingemotions]

[thebutchriarchy-deactivated2019]

Medusa with the Head of Perseus, Luciano Garbati, 2008

[arbitraryimposition]

I adore how she carries his head low, at her side, and not aloft in triumph. This is not a self-aggrandizing hero lauding her great deed. This is a woman who wanted to be left the fuck alone.

[drunkenhills]

Also look at her body. The double hips. The asymetrical boobs. She’s thin, but she’s realistic as hell. That’s a real woman.

And the look in her eyes. Damn.

[unicornempire]