Sass Extrodinare

Hi, my name is Scarlett and I'm stressed, depressed, and obsessed. Music is my home and the lyrics are my sedative. I currently live in the USA but I'm going to be moving soon (yay) so yeah. I'm kind of awkward, but once you get to know me you'll get past that awkward shell of mine to reveal a harder, unbreakable awkward shell plOT TWIST. *cue dramatic music* oh hey, that profile picture up there was edited by me wheyhey B)

[chrissihr]

If my blog gets deleted… Just look for me on AO3 and IG.

No one reblogs fic on this hellsite anymore anyway. 😆 I posted a complete, 5-chapter fic today and no one noticed, and that after nearly a year of posting no new fic to tumblr because, AGAIN, no one reblogs fic anymore because they can’t effing find it.

@staff , congratulations, you got your wish. All us pesky content creators will be gone soon and you’ll be left with nothing to wrangle but a circle jerk of cat lovers reblogging the same, reused 50 cat memes until you become obsolete in another 18 months like MySpace and facebook. WELL MANAGED. 👍🏼

[fleur-marigold]

everyone sharing their twitters and other social media in case of this website experiencing an all-out collapse. not me. use the information you’ve learned about me to track me down. piece together the cryptic clues i have left throughout my blog over the years in preparation of this day to decipher the location of our future meeting. i’ll be waiting

[fleur-marigold]

[artemisfowls]

#SHE DID THAT

[trashythingsgohere]

Trashy but also positive

[big-ass-magnet]

Chaotic good white trash

[victoriaashley23]

Imagine if all the red states applied themselves to things like this instead of homophobia, xenophobia and raceism. Also deers deserve to live 💕

[pizzabills]

Alyssa and Bianca should have their own show 😭😭😭

[captainbool-bool]

@joachimronning Coming together on the set of Pirates of the Caribbean: Dead Men Tell No Tales ☠️☠️☠️ Although we mainly shot the movie in Australia this particular scene - with Paul playing Jack’s uncle (Uncle Jack) - was done in Vancouver, Canada

[thesoftkiwifruit]

“I like my house in London, to be honest. I don’t want to reveal too much, but it’s an old artist’s studio from the mid-19th century. There have been extensions, but it is, essentially, a bungalow. My feet are on the ground. I’ve got a little outside space, and it suits me just fine.”

— Tom Hiddleston (2016)

[tryingblithe-blog]

signs as flirts

[darthshitious-deactivated201903]

“i can’t flirt” but can: libra, capricorn, scorpio

“i can’t flirt” and can’t: taurus, pisces, virgo

“i can flirt” but can’t: sagittarius, aries, cancer

“i can flirt” and can: gemini, aquarius, leo

[ifellinlovewithabrokenheart]

cute little peanut 😘😘

[hawt-me33]

Coming into a fandom late

[baxterdamus-deactivated20130513]

Coming into a fandom early and watching it become an angry clusterfuck

[valorious]

Being in a dormant fandom that suddenly comes alive again after a new book/movie

[leatherpatches-deactivated20150]

Don’t forget about those who come in the midst of a fandom war. 

[fauxmoux]

Accuracy at its best

[street-of-mercy]

Being in a fandom and not even knowing there’s a war going on…

[my-reylo]

all of this shit…lol

[nerdsagainstfandomracism]

When You’re Not In The Fandom But You’re Nosy AF

[not-so-secret-nerd]

When you get into a fandom only to discover it’s dead

[jupiter235]

This gets better every time I see it. 

[sageblackrose95]

@fuboos-mess

[inverted-mind-inc-sideblog-deac]

Being in a dead fandom…

[illogicalarchive]

Or being in such a tiny fandom that it feels like youre the only one

[erilias]

The accuracy hurts.

[fanfic-yes-please]

Being in a fandom that had a shit ending.

[it-is-bugs]

When you’ve been fangirling long enough, you’ve experienced all of the above.

[sweetferalbaby]

Being in a fandom meant for kids.

[teaganvamp]

This just gets better..

[hamboj2]

@mi-kleos

[thatcrazysonicchick]

When you realize that joining the fandom has ruined you

[knightofbloodcancer]

Fandom hell in general

[morathavictoria]

Yes.

[marvelanimelover]

This^^^ just… ALL OF THIS.

[stop-talking-babe-deactivated20]

Being in so many fandoms that you don’t even know what’s going on

[raise-cain-archived]

THIS IS THE SKULDUGGERY FUCKING PLEASANT FANDOM IN ONE POST!!

[crochanblackbeak]

Trying to recruit people to your fandom

[kateriverameliawolfe]

Annnnnnndddd it’s back

[ishipwhatiship247]

Being in a fandom which has so many antis

[ravenhilarious]

I’ve probably reblogged this before, but that was before these great additions.

[swanqueen-author]

Being in a fandom that actually works together

[commanderunhingedmongoose]

Why is this so true? All of it.

[pillowprincesslexa]

being in a fanbase but all your mutuals suddenly turn into Kpop blogs

[hangingfire]

I always enjoy it when a good post comes around again and has been improved by the reblogs like the years for a fine wine.

[priory-of-stars]

Being in a fandom when shit goes down and everyone has different opinions

[marianagmt]

When you are in a fandom and don’t care for others people opinion…..even if they are right…(believe me, I have met several of those)

[batbyte-alghul]

Being in a fandom you never meant to join

[tirnel-sutcliff-spears]

I love this. and it’s gotten better

[zombiewerewolfqueen]

Just this whole fucking post

[thepiscesactor-deactivated20121]

Just an experiment. Reblog if you actually give a fuck about male victims of domestic violence and rape.

[minotaursauce]

Of fucking course

What sick bastard doesn’t

[fapitalism-deactivated20120910]

[raisemysonbootlicker]

This is the money Patrick. Reblog so money will come your way

[gvldenhour]

“I’m getting back in line.”

[sniggadoodles]

OKAY but i just reblogged this last night and guess what i got today from my workplace’s self-audit!

THANK YOU PATRICK FOR FREE MONEY

[musinvenusian]

BLESS ME PATRICK

[lily-d247]

PATRICK I HAVE NEVER STRAYED YOU KNOW HOW MUCH I LOVED YOU

[ghara2]

@billshitposts

[billshitposts-deactivated201608]

*rolls sleeves* aight dude lets get me some money

[merakid-0]

Can i just *Gets in line*…there

[fatassbry-deactivated20170418]

Ok so it actually worked cause we got served with an eviction and owe $1739 and we have like 1300 and my moms friend said hes gonna pau the rest that we owe and take us out to dinner

[nasty-nympho]

I counting on you lol

[laine-brain]

can’t even risk it

[chuuchao]

SaMEEE

[justiceforvillains]

Uh….Jimin your praise kink is showing

[mojav]

British people be saying “I fink” and “me neifer”

[sailorbrazil]

im not bovered

[frawgs]

ello yewchube

[cetitanhasmoved]

Look I know we all moan and groan whenever tumblr staff does anything but this is without a doubt some of the dumbest shit staff has pulled in a long long time

[devoidphan]

i just want to say that i was lux-winchester and sunshine-jhope on polyvore !! so if you were one of the people i was friends with on there, please message me!!

[chogiwa-kpop]

OMG REBLOG THIS CAT FOR GOOD LUCK