I'm just kinda here tbh @devon-the-wanderer - Tumblr Blog

I have done some weird trickshots, and some difficult trickshots, but that last one is the most of both I’ve ever put together!

iamthemaestro

found this at an antique shop the other day and was immediately like oh this belongs on tumblr. sniles sneetly. fwowns fwangry.

supreme-leader-stoat

Smalls my eyes at you

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orpheusilver

masturbation is evil not for any puritan anti-fun reason but because it has permanently claimed so many verbs

orpheusilver

nobody can crank anything anymore. and god forbid you jerk

orpheusilver

turning off rbs at 75k btw so get your last reblogs in now

abalisk

😞

A travesty

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megamindsupremacy

Beautiful dash pull

filmnoirsbian

I love getting unaccompanied minors (kids flying alone) who so clearly just. Don't want to be here lol. Sometimes I get to know a little of their story, like their parents are divorced, or a family member died and they're heading to the funeral, but usually they just don't want to talk about it and that's fine. But I always treat the flight like it's a challenge to make them smile. I offer them snacks and soda but that's never enough, that's whatever, they could get those from an airport vending machine. Chump change. So then I tell the worst jokes. Just the most embarrassing, kindergarten teacher, annoying dad jokes you can think of. And those always get a groan, or a "Seriously??" And that's my in! Now I can say "Why, what's your idea of a good joke? No, come on hotshot, make your best joke, let's see it." And they hem and they haw but of course they eventually tell me their very best joke because kids are little competitive comedy goldmines. And it's always super funny, so I laugh, and that's where they slip up. Because you know what you almost always do when your joke successfully makes someone laugh? You smile. And I'm like. Gotcha. Rookie move. Now you're going to end up having a good time in spite of yourself. I win.

filmnoirsbian

Did this with an 11yo u.m. today and he said "What did the ghost say to the other ghost?" And I said "What?" "Nothing. Ghosts aren't real."

filmnoirsbian

I'm literally a flight attendant, offering snacks and drinks is my job

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gshsjb

See him sweeties

He's so sweeties!

Now see him fabulous

Now see him. In the dark.

hjartasalt

My pet comma/kidney bean/some sort of slug

bewbin

LETS BRING BACK 1337 SPEAK

bewbin

why do i even try

bunney

I THoUGHT YOU MEANT THE YEAR

esoanem

my l0rd, t3h p34s4nt5 4r3 r3v01t1ng! W3 mu5t s411y f0rth 4g41n5t th3m 4thw1th!

addamatic

Happy ten years of being so old no one knows what 1337 is

catgirlbulge

this might be my favorite tiktok i have ever seen. absolute gold through and through

supreme-leader-stoat

Hmmm I just saw someone holding up Weird Al as a perfect unproblematic paragon and if it catches on I will be Concerned. Not because of the man himself but because we've seen this cycle play out plenty of times before and I know what happens next.

Look, I like the guy, he's a good musician and parodist and from what little I do know about his personal life he seems like a decent and kind person. But he's human. That is a human being. Eventually he's going to say something a lot of people disagree with or not say something when people want him to or some blemish from his past (maybe not even something all that bad!) is gonna surface and people are gonna have to confront the fact that he's not who they hyped him up to be. And when that happens an unfortunate number of people are going to treat it as a betrayal because of the unrealistic standard they set.

Entertainers are people. You can find them fun or even admirable and still not try to make saints out of them.