a total shitbird

concept artist and illustrator she/they/pervert i really love muscles prev: netflix assistant on BES

[sanitymakesposts]

Diversity win: you’re a weird little thing

[i-said-im-a-fucking-star-deacti]

puts my uncomfortably wet hand on your shoulder. see here, gay boy- can i call you gay boy?

[nextlevelsmp3]

[cryptotheism]

if you were gonna completely reimagine wizards, what implement would you replace staves and sticks with?

Play station 2 controller

[gesturevault]

Source: https://www.rednote.com/user/profile/6470548e0000000025036ce3?xsec_token=ABFWpmpNWPw_KSJGKRtLvZ100RAfZbxgP_KugvMtXjbME=&xsec_source=pc_note

[anendlessillumination]

Phaedra (1962) dir. Jules Dassin

[teratocrat]

grits teeth. none of you are playing tuoys correctly. here, give me the princess doll. since apparently none of you can be trusted with her. i'm going to make her do something truly nauseating.

[medievaljournalist]

theres evidence jesus was an orc. with a battle axe and everything. and green as fuck as well

[doitbuckley]

[sirgarrowman]

[targetedknowledge]

[crabussy]

really fond of humans just from an appearance standpoint. the long legs. the manes of hair that can come in practically any colour and texture. those crazy high-contrast eyes with the white scleras and colourful irises. the fingers being so much longer than the toes. there's a lot to love. solid 10/10 animal species

[crabussy]

BAFFLINGLY SPOT ON COMPARISON.

[dcmonblood]

James Spader as Graham SEX, LIES, AND VIDEOTAPE (1989)

[oneheadtoanother]

[weepingchoir]

Has anyone written a queer romantasy retelling/homage of a classic piece of literature yet? You could advertise it on tumblr with a pull quote that remixes the most quotable line from the original work into something unbearably dumb. I don’t know why no one’s tried this, seems like free money.

[ranticore]

hey. don't cry. huge fat dragon man

[darkspaceboytoy]

Incredibly violent take of mine but I actually don’t think you need to relate to a story in any way to enjoy it. You can enjoy a story even if you can’t point at a character and insert some aspect of your personality or identity into them. In fact I would argue the need for a character like that to be present in every single story you experience is a sign of stunted growth.