betcha i can eat all these fudge stripes

Megan | 30s | is this thing even on?

[gayhockeyshow]

Ilya: I’m worthless. I’m worthless and unlovable. My father was right about me. I’m nothing to no one. I can’t have this. I— what are you doing

Shane, so horny he can’t see straight: cjan I ttouch. Can itouch. Your. Ycan I. Please.

[morallyambiguous]

[devonwood]

what if i just reblogged the kliss rn

[cannabiscomrade]

🎃👻🎃🍁🍂It’s October folks that means it’s time to…..

get your fucking flu shots!! 🎃🎃🎃

[benepla-deactivated20200506]

I can always sniff out a post-nerd like someone who was more into fandom when they were younger and grew out of it. Like I see an impeccably dressed 26 year old hipster and it’s like (whiffs) that’s a category 3 klaine shipper

[sjdjfjvifieifigigirje-deactivat]

[alisonzai]

[animatedtext]

[trashboat]

customer: can you check in the back?

me: madam there are HORSES in there

[fallinyourtidalwaves]

[lovelyfreewood-deactivated20200]

sad to announce that we have to cancel patrick gill

[sewerchick]

[d-criss-news]

Via Jade Ingardona's Instagram Story (July 8th, 2019)

[millennial-review-deactivated20]

[sicknessandflames]

Good omens was a government plot to remind lesbians about their comphet crushes on david tennant

[kaijuno]

HR: if they work 40 hours a week u have to give them benefits

Big company: hmm okay. They shall work 39

[tsoki]

HR: if they work 8 hours u have to give them a half hour lunch and intermittent breaks 

company: 7 hours and 50 minutes, it is 

[airframeextender]

the law: if theyre employees you have to pay for benefits

company: lets staff through a temp service and wait so long to hire them in they quit out of frustration

[lolotehe]

the law: You must pay them this and no less.

company: I shall pay them that and no more.

[officialweatherwax]

The law: you have to pay your employees

Company: then we’ll replace them all with interns

[black-geek-supremacy]

The law: you gotta increase wages

Company: we’ll cut hours

[paramud]

the law: you have to give raises

company: mayhaps they would enjoy an extra five cents

[kinetic-elaboration]

the law: employees have rights

company: around here we call them “independent contractors”

[itsthemissa-deactivated20260331]

I swear EVERY SINGLE ONE of my employers has been at LEAST two of these at once.

[vintagegeekculture]

[thoughts-in-shower]

No matter how old you are, an empty wrapping paper tube is still fun to bonk someone over the head with.

[aspirational-catboy]

#seeing a cardboard tube activates the cain instinct