"come to say hello to Benjamin"

Sam. Darren Criss is actually a Bond Girl. Stannis Baratheon, One True King of Westeros and way less dead than your fave. Always Leslie Knope and Amy Santiago.

[oakleafgreen-deactivated2026080]

[eraserheadadult]

the situation with harry potter is kind of unprecedented in some ways imo because it is maybe the largest media franchise in history to be created & owned by a single person who still has direct creative control over it. who is also a billionaire with significant cultural/political influence. like the usual "no ethical consumption under capitalism" type excuses shatter on impact when the bigoted author in question is logging onto twitter every day saying explicitly that when you buy the tim hortons ravenclaw donut she is using your donut money to fund the genocide of trans people. like with big franchises usually there's at least a little more diffusion of responsibility than this

[endlessly-ranting-antheia]

Troy doodling Harris’s name on his notebook with a bunch of hearts: god I’m such a selfish piece of shit

[butterscotchcreys]

already embarrassed about how much I will be in the trenches fighting with the Heated Rivalry fandom about Troy Barrett

[butterscotchcreys]

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[whitepeopletwitter]

[ramshacklefey]

No IDs, but these tags got me in a huff:

So ok look. The point is not the flared leg by itself. These cannot be yoga pants. These are, and you have to understand this if you are too young to have worn them, BLUE JEANS. And this was the last years before all jeans were 70% spandex.

They were denim, and they weren't bell bottoms. They hung loose from the knee in a way that would make a wizard envious. We all walked around like we were wearing hakama. And they dragged on the ground. That was important. Ragged cuffs. If your jeans weren't so long that they had ratty cuffs, they were embarrassingly short.

And the thing about denim is that it's a twill weave and it's cotton. So not only does it hold a lot of water, it wicks. Walking around in these suckers on a wet day could get you wet to the knees even if you never stepped in a puddle.

Then you'd go inside and take off your shoes and try to avoid letting your freezing, wet, filthy pant legs touch your skin.

Yoga pants. Hmf.

[elodieunderglass]

people in cold climates would have a tide line of white marks around their knees (if they were normal height) in the winter.

From wicking up road salt.

[taibhsearachd]

The visceral memory of that time is something that never leaves you. Everyone's jeans were many inches higher in the back than the front because you kept stepping on the hem and ripping it off. Your lower legs were so very cold. Every new pair of jeans literally enveloped your entire foot, they were so so long re: leg-to-waist ratio. Walking on a rainy day was a legitimate workout. You have no idea.

[no-one-offical]

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[johnnycrass]

faeries are not real but i wish thwy were so i could spray one with raid

[helloitsbees]

harry houdini to his wife after a long exhausting dinner with arthur conan doyle

[endiness]

I have flat out refused to drink anything other than blood for three seasons of Interview With the Vampire. But Rolin Jones is adamant that the vampires drink regular drinks and eat regular food. And I've been like, this is so dumb, I don't understand why we do this.

[butterscotchcreys]

when you can’t bait your cousin into chaos

[barnbert]

I don't necessarily need the wedding but I need something.

And that something is the rings actually

[catharticscream]

Remember in 2010 when Taio Cruz said "I throw my hands up in the air sometimes"? I appreciated his restraint. You can't just throw your hands up in the air whenever. There's a time and a place, and that time was 2010, and the place was the club.

[an-ambient-girl]

WHY WAS IASKED THIS sjsnnebsb

[bobbie-robron]

12 huge Emmerdale secrets and spoilers for Patsy Kensit's return as Sadie King

The official lowdown...

[thelovetheystole]

Imagine a scene where Seb, aged 9, admits to Robert and Aaron that he can't ride a bike, because Rebecca was so scared he would get hurt, and he used to only get to watch Ross and Moses playing around on bikes.

So they get him a bike for his birthday or just as a surprise, and Robert gets to teach him something cool for the first time.

And then realise we will never get to see anything of the sort, because they have wasted this scenario on a 50 year old guest star turned main character and the 24 year old son he always knew he had but never told even his husband (😫) about. A son who is old and self sufficient enough to grow and sell weed and buy and run half a café.

And you think we are reaching to loathe this character and the way he's being served Robert's storylines on a platter at the same time he's also keeping Robert from getting the self stabbing reveal story as well??

[mulderscully]

Whispers of "Are you sure?" Never have I ever before

[serenasclaudette]

When asked about Robron’s wedding, Producer Laura Shaw responded:

“Everyone keeps asking me about the Robron wedding!” She laughed, “I mean it’s Robron so of course we are gonna want a wedding at some point when the time feels right but I think at the moment they’ve just got Emmerdale farm so they are wanting to build that. What we are gonna see over the next few weeks and months is that Robert is kind of starting to empire build and it’s a bit more Sugdens back in the fold and putting their name back on the map so that is what they are concentrating on for a while but you know 2027 watch out!”

[butterscotchcreys]

job-hunting has me finishing my second drink of the day at 5:20pm