[oaluz]

from complex ptsd: from surviving to thriving by pete walker

[doodleswithangie]

the next day, every major media outlet releases an article on richie tozier and his “mystery friend”. richie and eddie proceed to tear apart every bogus inside source and become a trending topic for two hours.

[image description: image 1: a mock-page from a celebrity news magazine titled “STARS THEY’RE JUST LIKE US!”, subtitled “THEY WALK THEIR DOG!”, captioned, “Comedian Richie Tozier spotted Nov. 14 playfully bickering with mystery friend -  and a new puppy!” pictured: richie crouched on the ground - dressed in a hoodie, baseball cap, sunglasses, sweatpants, socks and slides - cradling an excited puppy on a leash. eddie stands before him in shorts and an over-sized shirt tied with a denim jacket. the shirt has richie’s face and name on it. image 2: mock-twitter screenshot. richie tweets the celebrity gossip picture with the caption: “photographic evidence of @edkasp​_ sporting #TrashmouthTour merch (eyes emoji)”. eddie replies, “blocked and reported.”]

[pollyjean]

why can’t MY life be a 50k slow burn friends to lovers fic

[ohmessylife]

The Types as Character Tropes

Based on stereotypes, duh.

INTP: Absent-Minded Professor, Erudite Stoner, Gadgeteer Genius, Reluctant Mad Scientist, This Is Your Brain On Evil

INFP: The Anti-Nihilist, Byronic Hero, Because You Were Nice to Me, The Dark Side Will Make You Forget, Not-So-Harmless Villain

ISTJ: The Reliable One, Unfazed Everyman, Cloudcuckoolander’s Minder, Loyal to the Position, Obstructive Bureaucrat

ISFJ: Yamato Nadeshiko, Humble Hero, Tranquil Fury, Churchgoing Villain, Love Makes You Evil

ENFJ: The Paragon, The Chooser of the One, Warrior Therapist, Soap Box Sadie, Psycho Psychologist

ENTJ: The Leader, Cultured Badass, Seme, The Corrupter, Visionary Villain

ESTP: Determinator, Ace Pilot, Da Editor, Blood Knight, Corrupt Bureaucrat

ESFP: Ninja Pirate Zombie Robot, Plucky Office Girl, Obfuscating Stupidity, Hidden Depths, The Ophelia

INTJ: The Spock, Tin Man, Aloof Big Brother, The Chessmaster, Evilutionary Biologist

INFJ: Hurting Hero, Hermit Guru, Zen Survivor, Living Emotional Crutch, Knight Templar

ISTP: Warrior Poet, Street Samurai, The Hunter, Because I’m Good At It, Then Let Me Be Evil

ISFP: All-Loving Hero, Hero’s Muse, Determined Defeatist, Granola Girl, Mad Artist

ESTJ: The Captain, The Ace, Nerves of Steel, Corrupt Corporate Executive, Egomaniac Hunter

ESFJ: Crusading Lawyer, The Social Expert, A Father to his Men, Nerd Nanny, Evil Matriarch

ENTP: Bunny-Ears Lawyer, Trickster Mentor, Knowledge Broker, Cool Loser, It Amused Me

ENFP: The Pollyanna, Manic Pixie Dream Girl, Allergic to Routine, The Wonka, Revenge Before Reason

[futuremoji]

Your sixth most recent emoji is how your guardian angel feels about you

[futuremoji]

[praevii]

he’s baby (x)

[afieldinengland]

*through sobs* look alive ssunshien... 😖 one ooh niine in t..he sky but the pigs won’;;t quit.... 🥺 you’re here with me do;ctor d..eath defy i’ll be yoour surgeon y

[cobaltdays-deactivated20210208]

fuck it *discovers my inner worth*

[batsdotjpg]

with mcr posting regularly I'm really feeling this way fellas

[transbisexuals]

if you’re lgbt reblog this and tag your identity, height, and whether you walk slow or fast

[drafthearse]

i love how they shot the bullets scene as if bullets era was ever anywhere near that sexy

[cyprinodont]

My brain is full of frequencies

[blackarachnya]

remember being 5 and your parents insinuating to you that jumping on the bed is the most heinous fucked up evil shit a human being can possibly do 

[berrycobbler]

everything is boring. let’s hold hands

[trollybazoo]

i love people responding to their pets’ noises with ‘i know’

[my-gender-is]

My gender is my fifth most recently used emoji.

[unholyverse]