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they.them 21 mdni

[sealhaus]

Skipping the ad isn’t enough I need the liberty mutual guy to be sentenced to the chamber of eternal torment

[quixoticnightmare]

does my deteriorating mental state turn you on

[yay-bunnies]

please stand by... bunnies are sniffing your computer...

[yay-bunnies]

results came in. we chewed ur wires. ok bye

[makemeyours-29-deactivated20241]

"Are you good in bed?" No, I can't sleep.

[swagophile]

me: [after getting isekai'd into a demon lord] so do you guys have like. furry porn here. or what

my infernal demon maid: i know not what you speak of, your wickedness

me: [slumping into my throne] fuuuck.. well this sucks

maid: shall i suck you, your wickedness

me: i- i mean i guess. i guess so

5 star rank general (beautiful babe with boobs): Master. The Hero and her party advance ever closer. We must seal the ga- Ohhhh man are you two having.. s.. sex..

me: oh yeah idk dispatch more generals or something im kinda busy

5 star general: Wow.. That's.. Haha.. Umm.. So this is awkward,

me: whats up

5 star general: Well... I mean.. Haha..

me: you wanna join us

5 star general: ....yeaaaahhh

me: c'mon over here

5 star general: AW FUCK YEA

hero: [busting through the door with her big sword and shield (she also has boobs)] there you are, infernal queen. i will- wait what are you doing

me: [taking a break from sucking off my general to speak] so are you here to kill me now

hero: y.. yeah..? are you.. um..

me: you gettin any ideas? you could join us, y'know

hero: i.. i will never join your infernal.. army..

me: wow okay i didnt mean like that. i meant you can join the threesome

hero: [dropping her weapons] please?

me: c'mon over here. y'know. maybe this world isn't SO bad

maid: your wickedness, i suggest we move to the bedroom

me: yeah great idea. lets do this all the time

hero: what about the-

me: fuck the prophecy lets fuuuuuuuuck

hero: mh.. o-okay... yes my queen......

me: damn. that was way too easy. ill still take it though let me see your thingy babe

[enbybutchbf]

i live for the little ‘i’m gonna cum i’m gonna cum fuck i’m cumming’ in quick succession. more of that please

[gay-systemdeez]

Sometimes I go "meow meow meow." Not today though because I'm full of darkness.

[3688431-remade-deactivated20220]

MY guardian angel jacks off to me while i sleep

[tastylemonbread]

i appreciate asexual perverts but they get enough attention tbh. shoutout my asexuals with no hoes boring as hell no kinks no dirty magazines no riske drawings just completely winning the idgaf war

[anistarrose]

my only religious belief is that there is no afterlife except for the ublock origin team who are going to heaven and the youtube anti-adblock team who are going to hell

[dragon-in-a-fez]

"you don't know what you have until you lose it" works for things that suck too btw. sometimes you need to experience life without something for a while to realise oh damn that was some bullshit

[pinkloverfemme]

it's actually the cutest thing in the world when a girl gets a boner

[kleefkruid]

saying cats don't contribute to the household is slander: they do have a job and it's going into mystery crevices and collecting all the cobwebs on their stupid little head

[rickybabyboy]

and tiger duties

[lustcannibalism]

I hate when I go to copy a picture and it doesn’t paste. Do not disobey me.

[leafipc]

little miss nonverbal has nothing to say

[ashes2caches]

puppy, stop it. you can’t give mommy road head right now. there’s fucking black ice.

[ouroborosorder]

you can say your favorite game is for perverts. but you will never be Warframe, whose dating sim choices all have canon kinks and canon answers to whether they’re a top or bottom. Lettie canonically pegs you and everyone tries to warn you that she does

[ouroborosorder]

Aoi canonically is into bondage and wants you to tie her up with your space jetpack and fuck her in zero atmosphere environments. The rest of the games industry writing scene needs to step it the fuck up

[ouroborosorder]

”wow this game is made by perverts” the director of Warframe wants to fuck emet-selch so bad that she hired his voice actor to play a villain you can date and fuck. She proudly will tell you this is the motive behind this decision