Small And Ace

Oh my god, I'm so worried about the bees

[devotedlycolorfulcanadian]

My depression! It's back! Welcome back pal! Fuck off!

[devotedlycolorfulcanadian]

Wow my mom just loves to hit me... right in the self esteem

[devotedlycolorfulcanadian]

I JUST LOVE LETTING ALL MY RELATIONSHIPS FALL APART

[zothii-deactivated20160703]

insults that are only insults to welcome to night vale fans

“Aww, you have such a happy and productive smile!!”

“Wow, you’re looking really fashionable & coordinated today. Cecil Palmer would wear that.”

“You know, I love how honest you are. You’re as truthful as an angel!”

“How are you so smart AND attractive?? You should become a librarian.”

“I really love how you speak your mind on everything. You’re a real Steve Carlsberg.”

“OMG I love your new haircut!! Did Telly the Barber do it?”

[cecilosconversations]

Since we learnt that Cecil is bad with computers I just keep imagining him coming up to Carlos like “Carlos! My laptop is broken! I can’t post this cute photo of Khoshehk on tumblr! The world is ending!” And Carlos is just like “*sigh* did you try turning it off and on again?”

[runerage]

but Carlos is a Scientist, not a computer engineer or a computer scientist or even just an IT guy.

So Carlos is probably just as confused and distressed, and ultimately the best Carlos can do is hit it with the back of his danger meter or something, but then somehow that always works

[hushpupper-deactivated20240118]

Actually, I think Carlos’ understanding of computers is really just “a scientific machine that blinks occasionally and spits out numbers and scientific data”, so I’m pretty sure Carlos’ way of “fixing” a computer is sitting in a swivel chair and saying “hmm” a lot, so every time Cecil’s laptop is acting up it’s just Carlos sitting in front of it saying “hmm” and Cecil being A Dad and not knowing what’s going on. 

Eventually they call Maureen who’s like “oh my god you two IT JUST RAN OUT OF BATTERY POWER PLUG IT IN.”

[weird-at-last]

Even better:

Maureen comes over and just stares at them.

Their “laptop” is a pizza box with a keyboard drawn into the bottom with Sharpie.

Maureen turns around and leaves.

[beerightsactivist]

cute things to call ur s.o.

bumblebae

small and precious bee

very small and precious bee

honey bee

destroyer of worlds

bb (pronounced bee bee, a neat alternative to baby)

[beerightsactivist]

Yes hi, I'd like to understand the bees. Any ways you recommend communicating with them?

put water in a dish and add sugar to it. be careful about how much. too little and no bees will come to commune with you, but too much and you’ll attract bees that are too powerful for you to handle at a beginner’s level. put marbles in the dish. they should be sticking out of the water a little so the bees can land on them. surround the dish with many flowers of any kind. place this setup in a grassy area when the sun is highest in the sky. now this is the important part: don’t take your eyes off it. if you get distracted even for a second and when you look back the water is gone and the flowers are dead, run

[zandraart]

[beerightsactivist]

When will the bees?????!??!???!

they already have and they’re always near you can’t outrun them they’re already here

they found you, you knowthey’ve just now begunthey !!!! and they ????they only ever wanted to have some funthey say as they pouryou a glasstheir tiny bee wingsslicing the grass it’s hopeless, you knowas you gaze at your cup.the mead’s still in flow

and you’ll never escapethe !?!?! and the ???!?!the bees have started to make

it’s over; it’s doneyou say when you’ve finished what seems likethe hundredth cup

but turning them downwas the worst mistakehospitality, you seeis not something you break

they ???? and then !!!!and swarm past the gateyou know they’ll be backyou just have to wait

for this or for thatyou just know the bees’ revenge will be sweetand that they’ll be carried

back on the breeze.when will they arrive?you’ll just have to preparebut then you hear it–

they already have and they’re always near you cant outrun them they’re already here

[devotedlycolorfulcanadian]

I appreciate

[devotedlycolorfulcanadian]

How can I help the bees

[devotedlycolorfulcanadian]

Me: guys, I'm s-

Friends: OH MY GOD WE GET IT. THE BEES, YOU'RE SO WORRIED ABOUT THE BEES. "SAVE THE BEES", THERES NOTHING YOU CAN DO RIGHT NOW TO HELP THE BEES. LORD, JUST GIVE IT TIME. SHUT UP ABOUT THE BEES.

[devotedlycolorfulcanadian]

I'm crying over bees

[songsofnightvale]

Visit Original Link

[kingcheddarxvii]

WAITIN FOR THE BUS IN THE RAIN IN THE RAIN WAITIN FOR THE BUS IN THE RAIN

[amischiefofmice]

I CAN"T STOP LISTENING

[freudianity]

~*~casts the spell to bring this back 2 ur dash*~*

[travelingworkshop]

bringing this back from the grave

[portaljumper339]

Best thing about this song is that it fits the theming of WTNV so well; it’s a very weird sound that take your ears time to adjust to, but once you hear the lyrics you realize that it’s some super mundane shit presented in the weirdest manner possible

[iamabagfullofcats]

Which is just how I like it.

[desidyke-deactivated20180731]

@ankellysaurus

[kevin-the-chicken-deactivated20]

Classic

[devotedlycolorfulcanadian]

My mom loves it when I text her at 2am

[mi5kle]

[devotedlycolorfulcanadian]

I just wanna help the bees

[cantcontrolthegay-deactivated20]

the rumors are true: im soft and i just want to be loved

[beerightsactivist]

when friends and family beg me to stop talking about bees