Astarion Obsession Zone

I go by Gally elsenet. discord: gall_ie writing some Astarion focused postgame (mostly??) bg3 fanfic - CLICK ME!! Can be found on the Cactuar Server on FFXIV! Char Name Danny Vavinchi Look how cute he is!! Don't worry. I'm a scientist Current experiment: if i claim being an asshole is my love language how much shit can I get away with?

[alleesaur]

[ ArtFight 2026 ] [5] Chimeric Deity

for woofee66

[astrmastr]

yessE..... YEAAAASSSSSSSSSA

[armadillorollup]

know the difference!

[i-am-the-oyster]

[awakefor48hours]

Every once in a while, I wish the friendship meter from the Sims was real so that way when people tell me "I used Chat-GPT" they can visually see just how much respect I just lost for them in that moment.

[berkelbites]

One time an acquaintance told me she entered Snape's star chart into chatgpt and I could physically feel that meter dropping three separate times over the course of her sentence

[moghedien]

it is so funny when you realize that by drow standards, especially drow noble house and ESPECIALLY Baenre standards, Minthara is the woke liberal

She is willing to work with men in leadership positions even post-mind control and she will actually compliment and admire their tyrannical prowess

She will argue that the refugees in Baldur’s Gate should be enslaved because it’s practical and better for them that way, not because they’re weak lesser races that deserve to be subjugated

Like she probably gets called a libtard at Spider Thanksgiving every year while all her relatives are trying to poison each other

[baldurdashe]

Making a seperate post of this because I don't know how this site works sometimes.

Based on this post. The one reblogged below, yes.

[unadulteratedhideouttrash]

[beardedmrbean]

[6qubed]

that was everything I was hoping it would be. marvelous

[derinthescarletpescatarian]

I love this because you know exactly where it's going and you're not disappointed

[charlesoberonn]

I was so looking forward for the Jupiter gravity and it didn't disappoint and THEN THE SUN GRAVITY MADE ME HOLLER

[bunjywunjy]

i think you could reach escape velocity on pluto by just jumping really hard

[mokimo-art]

THWE DRAMATIC PAUSE IN THE SUN GRAVITY HAD ME

[kuwau]

what character(s) do you associate with the person you reblogged this from?

[emmaklee]

Nishimoto Ryota

a piece of wood carved to fit perfectly into a zippered plastic bag

[insectapologist]

obsessed with this exchange in the replies

[headspace-hotel]

Understanding a lot of art is about looking at it and thinking to yourself, "Someone made this. Why?"

[bigbigtruck]

i dreamed it was forbidden to post memes unless there was a picture of a wizard in them

I kept posting one that said "I HAVE NO QUARREL WITH YOU, FRIEND; BUT OUR INTERACTIONS ARE TEDIOUS AND I WISH THEY CEASE"

[bigbigtruck]

kind of like this

[winningmachine]

Being small Nobody quite recovers from being a child: the asymmetry of power between parents and children always leaves a trace

[itssteffnow]

“There were times I would've been thrilled if everyone who put their hands on me burst into flames.”

[cheaphalloweencostume]

im so sick of unnecessary dinner scenes in movies 😡 every fucking movie they just want to titillate you with some food because they think you’re a dumb animal who just wants to see mashed potatoes bouncing. if its an IMPORTANT dinner scene where they explain lore then whatever i understand. but they shove useless meals into every movie these days and its disgusting

[cheaphalloweencostume]

really? you don’t say

[moonjumper234]

Do Not Separate Please

[dedelsen]

Nobody asked for it, and I did it anyway! Or

I counted all Baldur's Gate 3 resident NPCs so you don't have to

And then I made a whole anthropological study about it Spoiler, I guess, but honestly does it count? (pun intended)

If you prefer the real slides with real text in them, I've put them in my drive (I'd recommend downloading the thing to be able to read the graphs, however... Also google slides fucks up my presentation and idk how to fix it, big sad): https://docs.google.com/presentation/d/16LXCf8ytvFXqInEIG7x90SDx4CXNkSrF/edit?usp=sharing&ouid=106694258125622774911&rtpof=true&sd=true

If you want the raw data I put it on my drive. Take it and use it to blow up Florrick's car idk: https://docs.google.com/spreadsheets/d/1xNjBJolZh6a5vNC6bfJTNqfVuULyM2_e/edit?usp=sharing&ouid=106694258125622774911&rtpof=true&sd=true

Thank you for reading and I hope to see much more Flaming Fist slander in the future <3

[solarwreathe]

you've got to play the fool, sometimes

black & white familiars are fun in theory, until their fur shows on all your damn clothes. maia, elias & the fox belong to @bleaksqueak and you can learn all about them here. and go wish the author a happy birthday while you're at it!

[bleaksqueak]

EVERYONE LOOK AT THESE RIGHT NOW RIGHT NOW RIGHT NOW