The Glorious Turtle

Let's blow up the world and get some ice cream!!! Every pronouns are fine. ^^ Panromantic asexual.

[emwheezie]

Happy black cat day!!

Here are some black cats I've drawn through the years

[nyctoheart]

these tags are so funnyyyy

did you know there are bisexual flowers and they’re perfect

[boganjunkrat-deactivated2017011]

it says so right there in my bio textbook i would never lie to you 

[thefaginogion]

perfect (bisexual)

[negrocops]

reblog if you are a perfect bisexual, support perfect bisexuals, or just really love flowers

[wolfythewitch]

Mr first officer

[calidotgov-deactivated20240108]

congratulations piracy

[livefromtheloam]

Ad agency: Please don't steal the King's potatoes, no matter how easy it is.

Regular people: Wait, the King has easily stolen potatoes? How do I get in on this?

Internet users who have been stealing potatoes for years: We made a machine that picks so many potatoes and also that machine is free. Enjoy!

[commandtower-solring-go]

Ad agency: you wouldn't steal a movie?

10 year old me with 0 income and no movie: YOU CAN STEAL MOVIES????

[can-i-make-image-descriptions]

[Image ID: Headline from IFLScience reading: "You Wouldn't Steal a Movie" Advert May Have Led To More People Stealing Movies /End ID]

[geekysteven]

[teaboot]

Fun fact! Both the music and the font in that ad were incorrectly sourced and did not provide compensation to the creators

[gertritude-art]

nightly spiral

[sigynpenniman]

this is my favorite fuckin comic ever I have never seen something capture the experience so well

[hedgiihog]

i like when mary and armando act silly too

[si-lee-me]

[sexy-people-contests-2026]

[keepinginkspots]

The Favour - Alternatively - "I'm Drawing Merthur to feel something again"

[wolfythewitch]

He gives me cuteness aggression

[higgsbison]

happy glorious 25th of may

[saprophilous]

Piece I drew a while ago for Roberto Molinari’s original work. Inks on paper then digitally colored.

[ultirex]

“feeling like a person again” collection

[mafuyuh]

let's copy papa

[sloppity-bilepiper]

Yeah we're merlinposting at the end of 2023

[sleepdeprivedsurgeon]

funniest thing to ever happen was when my boyfriend put on the first episode of columbo (which i'd never seen) but he wouldn't tell me what show it was he would only say "you'll get it when he shows up." but a fun fact about the first episode of columbo is that he doesn't show up for 32 minutes and when he does, he silently walks into the room with a cigar and does a little pose and goes "hi i'm columbo."

[cosmonautroger]

[mudwerks]

comedic timing