UNDER CONSTRUCTION

ind. jonathan crane penned by mati

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mistresscffear replied to your post...

but yeah i think youll be fine if you pack a coat and some layers, probably a scarf and hat if you wanna be extra prepared. definitely an umbrella. and swimsuit don’t forget the swimsuit that is Always Important when you’re traveling

oh yeah and i would definitely recommend bringing rain boots or somewhat waterproof shoes bc as someone who has spent many an hour walking in the cold rain with converse sneakers and zero waterproofness on my feet: It Is Terrible

and spring is The Worst bc it will just Dump for No Good Reason

if spring was a person it would be the guy katy perry wrote "hot n cold" about

BUT ANYWAY REMEMBER 2 HAVE FUN TAKE LOTS OF PICTURES BUY DUMB LITTLE NOVELTY THINGS THAT WARM UR HEART!!!!!!!

well. i guess i’ll have to buy rain boots bc all i have is flip flops and sneakers :T

THANK YOU, I WILL. I’LL PROBABLY POST LITERALLY EVERYTHING. SO KEEP YOUR EYES PEELED FOR ME BEING AMUSED BY THE MOST INSIGNIFICANT THINGS.

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mistresscffear replied to your post “sensualpizzapics: @ anybody: what clothes should i pack for...”

which washington are we talking about because washington state and washington dc are very different climates

i mean you should be fine either way if you pack like regular t-shirts/sweatshirts/pants and a coat and umbrella and a pair of shorts JUST IN CASE ?? 

oh frick that’s right, it’s washington dc lmao

and OKAY. i mean, i still have to take shorts because i’m going to florida after that. but i’ve been told dc is pretty cold around this time of the year. so i was worried i’d have to pack clothes for both really hot and really cold weather. 

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@ anybody: what clothes should i pack for washington???? i leave on tuesday and everybody tells me different things

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The Destruction of Sodom And Gomorrah, (detail) by Francois Nome

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wheezes 

okay what did i miss

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mistresscffear

She seems very happy to hear him admit it– or maybe she’s just happy to see him so uncomfortable. Either way, she’s winding her arms around his waist now.

“No– but it’d be nice if you did. Marriages are better when people agree in them.” And then, to drive the point home: “Husband.” 

“Oh, Rebecca, oh! While I must say I’m not surprised by this, ah, tender proposition of yours, I cannot but think of what our parents would say.” 

Are you enjoying yourself, Becky? This is as close as you’ll get to hugging a statue.

“Wouldn’t Helen disapprove of my shameful background? My histrionic lifestyle?” 

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xprincipcssa:

    ❛  discontented.  ❜   ha!  what a lovely fuckin’ way of putting it.  it’s one of the ( many ) qualities she did not, in fact, miss about him.   ❛  –  well. that’s one way ‘a puttin’ it, ya old geyser.  ❜

“Old geyser,” he repeats, except it is pronounced carefully and slowly, as if he had no idea what those words meant. “I am getting old, aren’t I?”

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why is it so difficult to find someone who looks harmless but also makes you want to punch his face repeatedly ???

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What your muse CAN do  ———— REPOST , don’t reblog.

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37% THE SPIRITUAL: The Spiritual seeks a deeper meaning. For them, the journey of faith is never-ending. Thoughtful and compassionate, they have a strong sense of moral obligation.

37% THE VISIONARY: Leave it to others to live by the status quo. The Visionary is interested in new ways of seeing, solutions not yet imagined, products not yet built.

26% THE INTELLECTUAL: The Intellectual is the ultimate dinner-party guest. Engaging questions and thoughtful debate are their trademarks.

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tagging: everybody. do this or you’ll be cursed with ten years of good luck.

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psyclownsis replied to your post “[[MOR] haha so i’ve been gone for a week bc according the doctor...”

id offer to be ur partner on the project but idk how well that would work

tbh that would be ten times better

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haha so i’ve been gone for a week bc according the doctor i’ve had stress-induced nausea caused by all the dumb people i have to partner up with in one of my classes!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

amazing!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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mistresscffear

“Oh no, no, I couldn’t, I can’t. The man is a brute. He may own the cat but I’m the one who takes care of it. It’s sort of a, um, a partnership. It’s sort of like a marriage.” She’ll reach now, but only enough to get her fingertips curled around some of his shirt, so she can hold onto him in case he tries to push her off. She’s smiling just for him to see. Very smug. Very self-satisfied.

“Wouldn’t you agree?” 

He smiles back. It’s not pretty. In fact, it’s the ugliest grimace a human face could ever be twisted into, as if invisible claws were trying to tear his skin apart.

“It’s your life, Rebecca. You don’t need me to agree with you.”

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          ❛   —–  oh no.  ❜    insert guttural groan. cue roll of the eyes. christ, just when she supposes things don’t get worse  –  the universe has always got some other sorta plan up its sleeve for her.     ❛  you again?  ❜

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“Yes.” 

She couldn’t at least try and be civil, could she? 

“You sound discontented.”