Dexter Finch

Will someone just come and take my heart. Get it down in front of moving cars. I feel nothing at all. So won't someone just come and take my heart. And tear it apart

[lost-boys-are-everywhere]

[dex-finch]

Moodboard: Dexter Finch (general personality)

[tayyface-deactivated20200521]

[blake--newman]

"I know, but I figure it was just the quickest way for him to pile on the pounds. Must have been a fucking nightmare to work that off, though."

[dex-finch]

"Yeah, I bet. That's just gross though. It's ice cream. Just eat it. Don't melt it."

[the-haunted-princess]

My parents called me Princess, Mini cupcake is cooler.

No, but I’ve been boring all my life- well, apart from the thing where I got knocked up at seventeen. I know it’s difficult for you with the stuff going on inside your head, but you’re strong enough to stay with us, I know that you love her just as much as I do.

[dex-finch]

We are not naming her mini cupcake. She'll hate us.

You're not boring. But I do love you and I love her. We'll figure this stuff out. My head is a little fucked up, but I'm on some meds now that are making me feel really good and I'm hoping things can really stay that way. I'm trying.

[blake--newman]

"I heard Jared Leto got fat for his role in Chapter 27 by microwaving Hagen Daz icecream and drinking it."

[dex-finch]

"What the fuck is wrong with him? That's disgusting."

[blake--newman]

"I’m aiming to become the size of the mother in ‘What’s Eating Gilbert Grape’, I’m hoping she can help."

[dex-finch]

"Well, keep eating cookies and bring some fast food into your diet and you should get there in no time."

[the-haunted-princess]

Isn’t that obvious? Mini cupcake.

It’s not because she’d be in better hands, I mean I know as much about parenting as you. But she’s gonna need stability and I’m boring enough to offer that.

[dex-finch]

I think she'll hate us if we name here mini cupcake.

You shouldn't think of yourself as boring for being able to give her stability. I'm unstable because my head fucks with me. I wouldn't be good for her if it were just me. She would be in better hands with you because you'd be stable and have the patience for her on your own.

[the-haunted-princess]

You and our mini cupcake. Yes, it’s a thing now.

I love you and I trust you, but I wanted you to know how things are, because we both have to be honest with each other. 

[dex-finch]

It is. What are we going to name her?

It's true. I know. It only makes sense that you would take her should I decide to leave. She would probably be in better hands with you.I'll be the best father I can be, though.

[the-haunted-princess]

A mini cupcake? God, I love you.

Patience is not the matter, it’s part of the deal. The thing is, if you wake up one day and change your mind and you don’t want to be a dad anymore, I just want you to know- then you’re going to leave us, because I’m not gonna leave her once I’ve got her. 

[dex-finch]

I love you you, too.

I know. I won't leave you guys, though. I can't do that.

[the-haunted-princess]

Well, but daddy is a cupcake, too. So, she doesn’t really have a choice, right? 

No but in all seriousness, we made this decision now. I know that you’re gonna get sad and that’s okay, but- but you’re not allowed to change your mind again about this. I’m not gonna give her away once we’ve got her. 

[dex-finch]

She'll just be a mini cupcake.

No, I know. I'm not going to do that. I'll accept the responsibility. I just ask for patience sometimes. I'll need it, but so will you.

[the-haunted-princess]

You’ve always been my little punk rocker, Dexy- no matter how tall you actually are. And she’ll be a little punk rock queen. I’m glad that you are feeling better about it now…I’m really glad that we’re gonna keep her.

[dex-finch]

I'm glad. She'll be our little punk rock queen, but she'll also be a cupcake like her momma. Good, I'm glad you are. I'm glad I'm feeling better about it. I'm glad we are, too.

[the-haunted-princess]

Spikes are dangerous, Dexter- she could lose an eye or cut her little fingers on them. I can live with the rest, though. You two can run around in your leather jackets, while I’m making flowercrowns for you or something.

[dex-finch]

They won't be sharp. We'll be your little punk rockers. I'm not so little, but you know what I mean. We'll love the flower crowns though...I know a couple months ago I wasn't being so positive about all of this, but I'm feeling pretty excited for her.

[the-haunted-princess]

But punk rockers are swearing a lot and leaving their dirty clothes everywhere and I’m not gonna clean after you two all day. But fine, if I’m getting a boyfriend/daughter version of What Makes You Beautiful, I’m happy.

[dex-finch]

No, she'll just have cook hair and wear leather jackets and have spikes on them. She'll be cool, but our little sweetie. Fine.

[the-haunted-princess]

I have an evil plan in mind, darling. Skip forward to Christmas in four years and she’ll love all the stuff I love but she’s born with your talent and she’s gonna beg you to sing stuff with her and you’re gonna be a grumpy dad who can’t say no to his babygirl, so the both of you are going to sing for a very, very happy Princess, her favourite songs.

[dex-finch]

No, my baby is going to be a little punk rocker. We'll both sing you those songs in a grumpy way because we love you.

[the-haunted-princess]

You can count yourself lucky that I apparently like dumb people. [she grinned and patted his head] Shhh, we’ve got at least two weeks for three One Direction records and three High School Musical soundtracks, you’ll be born as a star.

[dex-finch]

I can't believe you want to expose our baby to all that music.

[the-haunted-princess]

You’re dumb. [she shook her head and giggled] Don’t listen to daddy, mommy’s music taste is great, only boybands and Musical soundtracks for you. 

[dex-finch]

Thank you. [he rested his hands on her belly] When you're here I'll steal you away from mommy and make you listen to all the good music with me.