[despazito]

[despazito]

Awesome

[3000s]

how it feels to tell people you hate your job when you work in parks/landscaping

[klapollo]

at planned parenthood and they're playing regular show

[klapollo]

[cutecipher]

"dude if you don't get this abortion benson is gonna fire us"

[cutecipher]

a cat is a sort of machine that dispenses hair all over you and everything else in the room

[nemfrog]

“Fresh air, sleep, and rest will help to make you strong.” In Training For Health. 1935. 

[grox]

[rpfisfine]

[diabloii]

[diabloii]

there is a bad smell in the room

[papasmoke]

I just want you all to know i am planning to drive across the country to steal this street sign and hang it over my toilet

[zitongzi]

Dont announced your crimes over unsecured channels dumbass

[papasmoke]

I've spent the past month cooped up in a motel in Orange County planning my theft, before I steal the sign I will set off a cache of fireworks I've placed 5 blocks away from the nearest police station which will rain down on the pigs, the perfect diversion.

[contextfreepatentart]

[whitemacklemore]

BLACK EYED PENIS ELEMENTAL ABILITYS

[lakevida]

[3000s]

elvis died because it wasnt getting enough fiber

[3000s]

ive never fucked up someones pronouns this badly before, sorry

[crustyclarinet]

i’m not into star wars but the person that plays rey has the same name as two characters that will never be in smash bros

[crustyclarinet]

i’m gonna go back in time and kick my own ass

[onion-souls]

[things-that-are-not-true]

i ate a sentinel berry and became watchful

[7777777awawawa7777777]

grogu is actually a very interesting person. and the mandalorian wears a silver mask and looks cool. but i bet you didnt know that because you just want to be a hater about their movie they made together. you just want to hate it because it isn’t good. shame on you.

[melonflavored]

The combination of good kush + alcohol

[wingsfromwhere]